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two-eyed zach

@hitmanshades.bsky.social
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Live reactions and silly thoughts about pro wrestling. he/him. canadian. certified sicko™️ for these lil guys 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️ Non wrestling posts (and there are dozens!) found at zachofthenorth.bsky.social Fix your heart or die. Profile pic by sanrixian.bsky.social

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Lou Chadore: THICK©️ @louchadore.bsky.social · 11h
Hogan died and they hung Jimmy Hart at half mast.
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Took a little snack break from 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️ posting during #MLPNorthernRising but I’m here for Raja x Andrade
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ahdidahs, only the finest striped track suits 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Pound some skull” TONY PLEASE. 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coming to the ring straight from the mouth of Hell itself, here comes the ace, Jon fucking Moxley 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for reading, tony khan 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
MY QUEEN! 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨 Big ass O’Connor German 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tuesday sounds great for the men’s division, huh? 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Samoa Joe FOREVER 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Joelision baby 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
KOFIDIDO TUESDAY THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Queen x CEO when. 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨 OFF WITH HER HEADDDDDD 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 9:09pmmamd you know what that means (Julia big dicking the big women edition) 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HEAT UP THE 🤼‍♀️ TAG DIVISION, YESSSS 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 9:07pm and you know what that means (is this skeet already late by now edition) 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SHOW ME HOW YOU SWING IT 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WHAT. 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was just about to ask if Myron was hometowning tonight, the crowd is fully on his side despite another babyface on the other side 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not commentary joining me in reminding Tony Khan (whomst I know is reading this) that he dropped the ball on Dante in 2021-22 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Break this little man, Kyle Fletcher. 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NOT NOW DARBY 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Danny’s pinning position after the interference 🤣😂🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol Dante x Myron, what a world we live in 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👆👆👆 GUNS UP MOTHERFUCKERS 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trios division still running strong! 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t wait for soloroto and griff to cosplay as conglomeroto next month 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨 SOLORENA 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roderick Strong doesn’t give a shit who the fuck griff garrison is, no one bang bang bangs in his ring 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t wait for Mystery Wrestling Wrestledream, I’ll tell you that much for free 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kofi pulling out a moonsault fills me absolute JOY 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🚨 DIVING TORNADO DDT 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kof doing kof things 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“We’re hungry, Show… mr wight” we’ll get there creed 😂🤣🤼‍♂️
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
chicks rock
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have to decide on collision or MLP live vs delayed, and having TROUBLE about it 🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight is MLP’s PPV available in MyAEW! Tune in! Canada will continue to prove we are at the forefront of today’s pro wrestling.
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To provide context, the standard dave is talking about is aew ppv main event standards. 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trent is about to get hit so hard he loses his last name again, I’ll tell you what 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🎶 I’m at the Jordan Oliver petrol station 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hall of fame out of context image right now on RoH, with gibson upside down in the ring skirt with his pasty legs kicking and flailing 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bustah and the Brain! 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 *FOREHEAD DOWN* BRIDGING GERRRMANNNNN 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Match of the night so far for me, this rocks 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chin up, splits out jones 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And now it’s 9:02pm and you know what that means one more time (on b3cca on god edition) 🤼‍♀️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fox shooting his shot! Hell yeah! 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beef with the Doyle-esque leaping taint attack 🤼‍♂️
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two-eyed zach @hitmanshades.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol you can put Denali in a not-quite-hockey-sweater all you want, I’m not confusing her for divine dominion anytime soon, jack 🤼‍♀️
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