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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 2h
*sitting in the mall when this starts playing* Me to my gf: "Steven-Universe-ass song 😌"
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm happy to report Miss Switch had a sequel special.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Popeye (with spinach) vs Godzilla - Who's winning?
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She said no to the Computer Witch
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
She found this post...
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Google dot com how to get my wife to dress up like Miss Switch for Halloween? send
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I have a theory that the best Halloween experience is not full size candy bars. Everyone my age has the same mindset of "full size candy", but the problem is now we're all full size candy bar houses and no one is handing out tricks (trash candy) and the variety that made trick or treating fun.
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BlueHighwind Ver.BlueSky @bluehighwind.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Congratulations to Peter Lorre for finally ascending to full honorary Loony Tune as of Coyote vs Acme. He’s spent a century now as a stock cartoon voice in everything from Ren and Stimpy to Aladdin to Pajama Sam. This is what iconic really means.
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"My strongest pokeballs will catch a dragon type let alone a bug type. You need a seller that sells weaker pokeballs, because my pokeballs are too strong." "Shop Keeper, I m telling you I need your strongest pokeballs. I'm going into battle!" "You can't handle my strongest pokeballs! No one can!"
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/08/2026
Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x
Cop sliding parking violation envelope reading "Parking Mariner Ticket" with a visible Mariner ticket peeking out under a windshield wiper as a man in the background brings a palm to his forehead.
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Listening to the audio book of this and the narrator sounds like the Instructor from The Animatrix. It's a bit unsettling...
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I am cursed with incredible bits
Wayne and Garth holding up a poster of Galadriel going Scha-wing!
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey from Waynes World as Garth saying "He does this every Friday."
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boo-lt @boltgsr.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
[developer interview posted two days before the game's release] "So when we read the project plan, it was like... Eh? An ending where Fox and Falco get together!? Is that really OK...!?" [laughter] "But we thought about it and decided, _they're animals anyway, so let's just do it!_"
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Hannah Lock @hannahlock.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...
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grrms 🦠 @frrms.blacksky.app · 15/03/2026
This is devastating. Check your meters, tell your loved ones to check theirs
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h
The Emperor's New Groove
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Movies that can be considered "Metroidvanias"
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K'eeg @armormodechang - 6h
Kuzco loses his abilities near the beginning of the movie, he and Pacha learn various skills to traverse different obstacles. there's a sequence where they backtrack through an area they ve been through and cross it more efficiently
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the end is reached in under two hours; the final sequence shows the protagonist in less clothing than usual
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Falling asleep first at the Zion rave and waking up in the Matrix since your friends jacked you in
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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mengo @mengo329.itch.io · 08/03/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Charlie Brown may not have had hoes but this creature had many
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
episode 024
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Alex Trebek on Jeopardy!
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AmmieGa500 @ammiega500.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One of the best parts of being a professional music producer is that I can use my tools and skills to do something as fuckin stupid as this
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet
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Luca @dizzynitram.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
when I'm Sonic the Hedgehog and I walk into my kitchen
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kmmgreen5.bsky.social @kmmgreen5.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@alanedgehead.bsky.social review when?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/02/2026
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey from Waynes World with the caption "He Does this every Friday."
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Rim_Jims @rimjims.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Rogue from X-Men
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Rim_Jims @rimjims.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Cammy White 🐈 apparently it's her birthday, too 🍰
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Rim_Jims @rimjims.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New year and Happy Birthday Juri Han 🥳🎉
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orchid @orchidentity.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
caught a hundo in pokemon go today and named it after a tree from the best christmas movie of all time
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
Man knows he must ride unexpected urge to clean as far as it will take him
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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Aerith Gainzbro @br3l00m.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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生田目和剛(Nabatame Kazutaka) @nabatamekazutaka.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Pelican (2022)
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I can't believe we finally have Mother 4
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Calmunism @calmunism.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The best way I can think of to celebrate Rare's 40th is to release Viva Pinata 2 on PC.
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