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Kyle Lynch

@klynch.bsky.social
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Singer, hiker, Florida Man living in NYC. I suck at social media

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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney is dead. What a great way to start the day. I laughed when I read the news.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is called hosting. But instead of hosting the usual dinner party, you are hosting a brunch party
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The Hottest New Cafe Is in Someone’s Living Room
Young hosts are turning their apartments into makeshift coffeehouses, and documenting the process on social media. Are they social events or side hustles?
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 04/11/2024
just think: by this time tomorrow we're all going to somehow be even MORE anxious
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
we don’t talk enough about how expensive voting is. I had to buy four different disguises, and never mind the uncompensated labor of coming up with names and backstories
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the Jarvis Cocker of the Chicago lit scene @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I heard there was a secret mash That turned into a graveyard smash But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'm a true masochist. I check 538 frequently to look at the poll numbers.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I could only stomach 15 minutes of the debate.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
I watched 4 minutes of Fox News (Ingraham) & they are unhinged. They talked about the government wanting tap water to be safe to drink like its a bad thing. They see basically anything done by the government to be bad. Except tax cuts for the rich & controlling people bodies of course. Batshit crazy
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Post your "I'm sad" album
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
This guy has a surprising number of near fatal incidents.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Unfortunately this is red meat for the base.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
RFK Jr could have hit and killed that bear cub. Then lie about it. He is a Kennedy, after all.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
The Times is a wasteland. They are so pumped for another Trump term.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
I'm really late on this, but R.I.P. James Chance. Relistening to White Cannibal.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15/07/2024
A woodblock print of a bird beside the text "sweet christing christ"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...
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No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, No Mas and artist James Blagden proudly present the animated tale of Dock Ellis' legendary LSD no-hitter. In the past few years we've heard all too much about performance enhancing drugs from greenies to tetrahydrogestrinone, and not enough about performance inhibiting drugs. If our evaluation of the records of athletes like Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, and Barry Bonds needs to be revised downwards with an asterisk, we submit that that Dock Ellis record deserves a giant exclamation point. Of the 263 no-hitters ever thrown in the Big Leagues, we can only guess how many were aided by steroids, but we can say without question that only one was ever thrown on acid. Sadly, the great Dock Ellis died last December at 63. A year before, radio producers Donnell Alexander and Neille Ilel, had recorded an interview with Ellis in which the former Pirate right hander gave a moment by moment account of June 12, 1970, the day he no-hit the San Diego Padres. Alexander and Ilels original four minute piece appeared March 29, 2008 on NPRs Weekend America. When we stumbled across that piece this past June, Blagden and Isenberg were inspired to create a short animated film around the original audio. www.nomas-nyc.com buy Rufus Thomas (Do The) Push and Pull - Part I and II here: http://bit.ly/4fVbjk
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
Actually paid attention for the first time to the lyrics in "Electric Avenue," and uhhhh not sure how I missed all of that. I blame Montgomery Ward.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
The "sharpest" legal minds from the best law schools couldn't understand bump stocks. These are the people with lifelong posts controlling 1/3 of the government. We're fucked.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
tfw
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Oh god that's the stuff
Trump is unresponsive, sitting slack at the defense table.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Obama, Biden, and senior officials in the situation room awaiting the outcome of the Bin Laden raid.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
Hell yeah I know body parts. Make me a doctor you cowards
NY Times Connections:
BODY PARTS IN “HEAD, SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES"

HEAD, KNEES, SHOULDERS, TOES
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/05/2024
I'm starting to think this Alito fellow isn't on the up-and-up
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
I feel like this story is published every couple of months.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
My master's thesis (long forgotten by me), has been cited three times. 3 is surprising because I would have thought the number being closer to 0. Dare I look at the citations?
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
1. Donna Shalala 2. Bill Clinton 3. Elizabeth II 4. Edward VIII 5. Hitler At least I think I shook hands with Shalala. She was the president of where I went to grad school. I could have shook hands with Clinton at a Starbucks. Didn't want to bother him though.
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Colson Whitehead @colsonwhitehead.com · 09/05/2024
I sent this message to the UMass administration yesterday: "I was looking forward to speaking next week at UMass Amherst. I visited two years ago and everyone was awesome. My nephew graduated from there and got a great education. But calling the cops on peaceful protesters is a shameful act...” 1/2
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
cool. sounds like you don’t need us then
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Well obviously he's holding an enlarged picture of the cover and not the actual book because cops don't touch books.
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Jane @fightingpride93.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
My brain at 2am every night when I should be sleeping
Duo the green cartoon owl from Duolingo with a speech bubble saying "Let's review your mistakes!"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
Breaking news: work still sucks
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
I have the ague. Send for a barber and tell him to bring leeches, post-haste!
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
The NY Phil has told that oboist to pound sand. They took his Mozart Oboe Concerto off the program and replaced it with Mozart's Symphony No. 13.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 19/04/2024
Real finger on the pulse stuff right here.
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
"Always Has Been space meme" where the first astronaut is saying "wait, I am worth of love?" and the second is standing behind with flowers saying "always have been"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Oh look, the 2 douchebags have been benched
Screenshot of NY Times headline:
"Philharmonic Sidelines 2 Players It Tried to Fire for Misconduct." 
Subhead: "The New York Philharmonic said the musicians would not perform for now, after a magazine article brought new attention to allegations of misconduct. They have denied wrongdoing."
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
Absolutely horrible
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Sally McSurly @sallymcsurly.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
LOOK, CHILD! LOOK UPON THE SUN! BEHOLD ITS TERRIFYING BEAUTY!
Two parents are forcing their child to look at the solar eclipse. The mom is pointing the kid’s head at the sun and holding eclipse glasses against her face. The kid looks unimpressed!
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Rich Sohn @richblue.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The eclipse is over, it's safe to go back to staring directly into the sun #psa #nowyouknow
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
The trick to looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye is to push through the initial blindness and keep staring until you develop Ultravision
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 29/02/2024
WHERE’S WALLY MENTALLY?
Panel 1 Where’s Wally Mentally Logo
Wally is standing with the fingers of one hand on his forehead and another hand on his hip.Panel 2 Wally is in the corner with his fingers of one hand on his eyes under his glasses pushing them askewPanel 3 Wally’s hat has fallen from his head as he grips his head with both hands as he curls up on his kneesPanel 4 Wally is holding his head but is lying on his side on the floor. His hat beside him. Can you see him? Can you see Wally?
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
find myself reminded daily that very few things on the internet are aging better than this banger and I don’t even live in new york
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/03/2024
y’know who didn’t skip good friday to preserve his health ahead of easter
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 19/03/2024
A painting of a bird beside the text "I really do not need advice from a dumbass right now"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
reminder that the last time we did an airdrop like this, it was to a bunch of Iraqi civilians trapped on a mountain and *surrounded by ISIS,* to give you an idea of the type of group that typically blocks the arrival of humanitarian aid to civilians from arriving by land.
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Biden is expected to announce that the US will airdrop humanitarian aid and supplies into Gaza, according to people familiar with the plansgoose meme but its "why does the aid need to be airdropped"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Beck's Mellow Gold is now 30 years old. Quite rude to know this. Farewell, gonna inter myself into a crypt .
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