pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/04/2024The trick to looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye is to push through the initial blindness and keep staring until you develop Ultravision 2064770
Aaron S. Veenstra @asveenstra.bsky.social · 08/04/2024This is how Donald Trump was able to see in advance that the 2020 election would be stolen from him. 000
B. Smith @javastout.bsky.social · 08/04/2024After the last eclipse, I achieved full Panavision, supported by THX hearing. Life’s been good to me so far 010
Justine 🏳️⚧️ @lostinberkeley.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Put that skeet over the top of an American flag and I'd bet you could get at least a few percent of Twitter to stare at the sun for a while. 010
🦇 Hexavier 🎃 @xavierck.com · 08/04/2024I was so happy the first time I was able to look at the sun without wincing because it meant I finally got my adult supervision 060
Angelo Zanola @angelozanola.bsky.social · 08/04/2024Weird how he’s having trouble reading his teleprompter. 000
Sasquatch McGillicuddy @antilinguist.bsky.social · 08/04/2024I'm watching the solar eclipse through my butthole, because I'm a mover and a shaker and I need my vitamin D 020
Ryan Jung @turbodonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2024I find that the lenses on a pair of binoculars offer the ultimate protection. 030
