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Kyle Lynch

@klynch.bsky.social
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Singer, hiker, Florida Man living in NYC. I suck at social media

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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney is dead. What a great way to start the day. I laughed when I read the news.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
This is called hosting. But instead of hosting the usual dinner party, you are hosting a brunch party
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The Hottest New Cafe Is in Someone’s Living Room
Young hosts are turning their apartments into makeshift coffeehouses, and documenting the process on social media. Are they social events or side hustles?
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 04/11/2024
just think: by this time tomorrow we're all going to somehow be even MORE anxious
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
*if* Trump loses. It's far from a done deal
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
we don’t talk enough about how expensive voting is. I had to buy four different disguises, and never mind the uncompensated labor of coming up with names and backstories
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the Jarvis Cocker of the Chicago lit scene @yoadrianididit.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I heard there was a secret mash That turned into a graveyard smash But you don't really care for monsters, do you?
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I'm a true masochist. I check 538 frequently to look at the poll numbers.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
I'm not hearing a no.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Head first
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Seriously. "Hey Bibi, can you try not killing so many civilians. Anyways, here are more weapons."
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Barf out, gag me with a spoon
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I could only stomach 15 minutes of the debate.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
I watched 4 minutes of Fox News (Ingraham) & they are unhinged. They talked about the government wanting tap water to be safe to drink like its a bad thing. They see basically anything done by the government to be bad. Except tax cuts for the rich & controlling people bodies of course. Batshit crazy
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Oh man, this is so loaded because of how many candidates have been made fun of how the eat. I'm thinking John Kerry but there are others
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Ohhhh it's the Aristotelian virtue politics that will take care of the childcare issue. How silly of us for missing that.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
🤮
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
🤮
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Yup it was an old obscure Cornish variant of Guinevere.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Must have been right after that, yeah?
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
For sure.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I wouldn't trust that wackadoodle in the least consequential, most useless government post.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
And that couch fucker wants to question Walz's military record? When Vance did about four years as a correspondent? What a complete joke.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
👏👏👏👏👏
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I went to the other site and wouldn't you know there hasn't been a new post since April.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
Of course Grok talks like a douchebag. So on brand.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Absolutely
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
The migrant caravan boogeyman is as irrelevant as Tom Cotton.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Oh sure I remember that part in the Constitution. "The right to free speech" except professors, of course.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
Mayor McSwag needs to horde all the money for cops
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Post your "I'm sad" album
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
"my city was gone"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
This guy has a surprising number of near fatal incidents.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
🎶 "Movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
Concerning
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
Time to fire his ass. He should have never had the post.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Unfortunately this is red meat for the base.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
I seriously hoped he was ending his dumb campaign. That's what I thought when I saw him come up on the feed. But nope, just another instance of him being a very weird asshole.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
RFK Jr could have hit and killed that bear cub. Then lie about it. He is a Kennedy, after all.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Ah yes. Take History but make it shitty.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
Adding to Schnecksville/Shanksville: Schwenksville. My maternal grandmother grew up there.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
A waste of tax dollars in either case. Plus where were those tall black fences on 1/6?
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
She's really busy searching for another Zangief to have an affair with.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
The NYPD has way too much money if they're bringing minivans and busses to DC.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
The Times is a wasteland. They are so pumped for another Trump term.
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
I'm really late on this, but R.I.P. James Chance. Relistening to White Cannibal.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 15/07/2024
A woodblock print of a bird beside the text "sweet christing christ"
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
youtu.be/_vUhSYLRw14?...
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No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
In celebration of the greatest athletic achievement by a man on a psychedelic journey, No Mas and artist James Blagden proudly present the animated tale of Dock Ellis' legendary LSD no-hitter. In the past few years we've heard all too much about performance enhancing drugs from greenies to tetrahydrogestrinone, and not enough about performance inhibiting drugs. If our evaluation of the records of athletes like Mark McGwire, Roger Clemens, Marion Jones, and Barry Bonds needs to be revised downwards with an asterisk, we submit that that Dock Ellis record deserves a giant exclamation point. Of the 263 no-hitters ever thrown in the Big Leagues, we can only guess how many were aided by steroids, but we can say without question that only one was ever thrown on acid. Sadly, the great Dock Ellis died last December at 63. A year before, radio producers Donnell Alexander and Neille Ilel, had recorded an interview with Ellis in which the former Pirate right hander gave a moment by moment account of June 12, 1970, the day he no-hit the San Diego Padres. Alexander and Ilels original four minute piece appeared March 29, 2008 on NPRs Weekend America. When we stumbled across that piece this past June, Blagden and Isenberg were inspired to create a short animated film around the original audio. www.nomas-nyc.com buy Rufus Thomas (Do The) Push and Pull - Part I and II here: http://bit.ly/4fVbjk
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
That's a naw from me dawg
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Kyle Lynch @klynch.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
Deep cut
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