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Kikmi

@kikmi.bsky.social
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More balls than brains. Techie and tech lover. Gamer, Skater and friends fridge raider. More random than the shuffle button and prolific stuff goblin. CT 🇿🇦🏖

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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In other news Ive managed to pinch a nerve in my back 3 days ago and it feels like my leg is caught under a malfunctioning eternally running steamroller. Oh and I ordered me a mini led wqhd monitor. Fortuitous considering standing is agony ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 07/10/2026
It's cold. You need a fuckin' blanket. eatf.art/blanket
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Vox.halloween🕸️ @voxhallow.satan.social · 03/10/2026
who needs enemies when you have bangs
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP theonion.com/math-teachers-duplex-t…
Math Teacher’s Duplex Too Depressing To TP
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No cheating post your lock screen
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Control Ultimate Edition is $5.99 on GOG buff.ly/3EtwN2c #ad
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
New Study Shows That Bones Are Incredibly Cool
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "as a treat for the rest of us, maybe try not being a jackass today"
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Caturday Eve Spooky Season
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
I know for a FACT that Trump wasn't at Ground Zero after 9/11 because: 1. Nobody saw him there (his words) 2. He's a HUUUGE coward who hides in food carts God rests his case.
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brohseph
4 years ago
Comon, man. They barely touched their food. By the end it's probably just cold.
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What a fucking waste
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
WIPEOUT 2097 PSYGNOSIS/TANTALUS 1997 SEGA SATURN
Direx racing on a checkered path under the psygnosis sign
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Juliet E McKenna @julietemckenna.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Journalists need to stop describing these incidents in terms implying software has agency and intent. It does not. The people who created a faulty and dangerous product are the ones responsible for whatever happens, and must be held to account, with punitive financial penalties for damage done.
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wordpress is such a stupid thing. You need a trilion plugins just to make something to work. Thank fuck for php. Not sitting with thwir shit slow UI to do something useful. Love you functions.php
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Salty @chocmilk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On this Women's Day Give them what they deserve A refund ✨
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beetlejess @thejessness.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
harden the fuck up, stefan #iykyk
that guardian headphone article (i shan’t be linking it) by stefan stern
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vimae 🪻 @mae.wtf · 09/08/2026
it's finally the year of the linux desktop
Serum 2 Linux Beta running in Bitwig Studio
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David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 29/07/2026
Programming tip: never type out a 10-character command when you could instead press the up arrow for 5 minutes until you find that command in your history
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Daily distraction: Load, edit and play Quake 3 Arena maps in the browser.
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Winamp Skin: Sony WX 5500MDX
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So in an effort to not fuck up my meds Ive banned me from all shots at all the bars in the area - will still be doing my cider though, cant go cold turkey #justbpdthings
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Went to a bible camp holiday-ish type thing in grade 8 and realised that religion is just a cult with yes men and no accountability, just platitudes and judgement without actually instilling any kind of positivity in the world. Just a organic machine to gain more money and followers
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
God Mallrats was such a damn fundamental movie, for me anyways. Snoochy boochies
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Ah, Rage Expo flash backs
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Back on the benzos and setraline and I gotta admit its almost night and day holy shit. After a 9 month stint of almost managing without, life kinda kicked me in the balls and spiralled back into alcoholism, its refreshing to have at least a part of my head back.
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Its genuinely amazing to me how fucking dumb this country can be sometimes - why would you pick WINTER for maintenance on ELECTRICITY AND WATER. The fuck is wrong with these people?
Screenshot of news headlines declaring large scale maintenance on water and electric infrastructure in JHB South Africa
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Im an old now 😭😭😭😭
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What if we made a new console lol
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Elle Skinner @elleskinner.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Another little guy painted to cheer myself up while I recover: ankylosaurus, my favorite dinosaur. I have a deeply inaccurate form of this guy that lives in my head from childhood but I referenced some more recent art to try and bring my mental picture more up to date. #art #watercolor #dinosaurs
Chibi-style watercolor of an ankylosaurus
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The Big Meowski @catovitch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you use Chrome on Windows, reclaim the 4GB of your SSD by creating: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Google\Chrome GenAILocalFoundationalModelSettings Type: DWORD Value: 1 Then restart Chrome and a few seconds later it'll delete the enormous, useless, unwanted slop cache.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes
Dale Cooper from Twin PeaksMr. C from Twin Peaks
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 07/05/2026
It’s 2026 how are people still getting viruses from hentai? Cmon.
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Im sorry but if you didnt see this and immediately think of the game Black & White 2, you are far too young for me
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Eventually got the lus for coding again about a month or two ago (depression and anxiety is a helluva bitch) but am still running around with incredible imposter syndrome. 2 years of actual java dont make you a dev.
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Duncan Jones (aka Merrion) (he/him) @duncanjonesmerrion.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Just played a CD.. All the songs were mixed to the same volume and, get this, no adverts at all. I'm telling you, this is the future.
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Havent seen anything from @coffeezilla.bsky.social lately, hope the bro is fucking up that stupid Paul peckerface tho. Cant WAIT for that vid to come out
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Worst *so far*
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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's wild how cats just refuse to get out of your way.
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TheAllergyGirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @theallergygrrl.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Fallout (1997)
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Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I wish light gun games were still a thing. I miss that sort of physical arcade shooter.
A copy of Namco's Time Crisis for PlayStation with the light gun accessory.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Shit like this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A Xenomorph takes a bubbly bath in their very mundane bathroom. 

#toyphotography
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Mandy J Watson @mandyjwatson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
First they made me side with Iran and I said: "I don't like this." Then they made me side with the pope and I said : "This is getting weird." Finally, they made me side with Disney and I whispered: "Please make it stop."
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Kikmi @kikmi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ah, yes, send billionaires. Seems like a good decision. Nothing can go wrong *looks at global economy* Yup, not a single thing can go wrong here
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