Reposted by SEGANintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026He's hiding in Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games. 0182
Reposted by SEGANintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026We will only bring back Flipnote to compete with SFM porn. 515835
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Not only has Michael Jackson worked on sonic 3, but he has been working on every sega game since! Hes still alive! 26014
Reposted by SEGASEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026After years as a Japanese exclusive, Seaman 2 will see a global release on modern systems this July! Stay tuned for more info. 17219
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026After years as a Japanese exclusive, Seaman 2 will see a global release on modern systems this July! Stay tuned for more info. 17219
Reposted by SEGASNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If we don't sell at least 5000 pre orders for the NEOGEO AES+ we are going to dismember the entire marketing team. 3246
Reposted by SEGA🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 [COMMISSIONS OPEN] (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 15/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peak on the bottomAlt: It's green... 0123
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Kiryu's back in Kamurocho. Relive the legacy, with the updated style of the modern titles. Yakuza: Green, coming to Xbox, Playstation, and PC this Summer. 57933
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026our last social media manager saw how many of you took this seriously and hung herself. 34712
Reposted by SEGA𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝℍ𝔸𝕌𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 🏴 @kingofcatastrophy.northsky.social · 15/05/2026SEGA > Nintendo all day 1112
Reposted by SEGASNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Sure we may be guilty of heinous human rights abuses but it could be worse. We could be Microsoft 15611
Reposted by SEGANintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Notice how nobody has jumped at the chance to make a parody XBox account because there's not a single creative joke to make with that concept. #thoughtfulthursday 1038153
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Due to recent developments, poob will be removed from Sega Consoles on May 15, 2026. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience. 34613
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026girl are you a game gear because you run out of stamina 10 minutes in 16112
Reposted by SEGAMedia in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/05/2026notice how there's 3 playstation but no playstation games 1214
Reposted by SEGAfay 😖 @ sky second chapter @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 14/05/2026my target audience 216427
Reposted by SEGAwhite woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 14/05/2026When are we getting Fucked Up Miyamoto 3? Why do you guys keep neglecting all your most beloved series? I watch this video every day, clinging to the happy memories this brought me. Give the people what they want and stop giving us Zeldaslop. 0176
Reposted by SEGAIt's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026@nintendooamerica.bsky.social i think something's up with my copy of super mario bros 310424
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026hey why do you guys keep calling me and nintendo "yuri" what does that mean. 315036
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Oh wow... your tower of power is so much bigger than mine,,,, 😳 1377
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026We at Sega would never uwu. We don't do that. Do not say this again or you will be sent a Cease and Desist. 1161
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026We at sega would like to ann- mmffhh,,, nnnot theree,,, wwaaaiiittt >< 313733
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I let them put sonic on the switch and this is how they treat me. 0322
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Due to recent developments involving former Sega employee, Toshihiro Nagoshi, we will be sending the Sega Tactical Strike Force to deal with him. We are sorry for any inconvenience. 0265
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Now you can enjoy your favorites movies and shows without having to turn off your system! Sega will be adding the poob.tv app to all major consoles, including Genesis, Saturn, Game Gear, and Dreamcast! Coming next month. 1327231
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026This is Yuji Naka. I've broken out of prison and I'm back. Get ready. 10509157
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026We at Sega have discovered our social media manager has been making irregular and unprofessional posts under the Sega account. They have been removed from their position and will be sent to the Sega Torture Chamber. We are deeply sorry for any inconvenience. 411840
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026any bad bitches wanna dock like a genesis with a sega cd and 32x? 👉👈 212033
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026FACE DOWN FATE! A fifty-year saga of those with nowhere to go and their desperate struggle to find a home. STRANGER THAN HEAVEN is coming this winter t- mmhh, waaaiit, we're both girls, stttoooopppppp~~~ 1268
Reposted by SEGATony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Forza Horizon 6 Reviews Are IN! FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - IGN FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - VGC FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - The Gamer FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Giant Bomb FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Mario FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Eurogamer FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Goku FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - My Ford 150 I Hit A Deer With 15820
SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026We at Sega would like to say: Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you. 533391939