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@sega-america.bsky.social
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Official Bluesky account for SEGA! We publish Sonic The Hedgehog, Like A Dragon, Total War, and more. Our games are rated by the ESRB from Pending to Mature. (PARODY)

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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yuji Naka has started the Third Impact.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
He's hiding in Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We will only bring back Flipnote to compete with SFM porn.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Not only has Michael Jackson worked on sonic 3, but he has been working on every sega game since! Hes still alive!
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
After years as a Japanese exclusive, Seaman 2 will see a global release on modern systems this July! Stay tuned for more info.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
After years as a Japanese exclusive, Seaman 2 will see a global release on modern systems this July! Stay tuned for more info.
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If we don't sell at least 5000 pre orders for the NEOGEO AES+ we are going to dismember the entire marketing team.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Show me your massive tower of power 😳
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🌺DoinkusGaming82💙 [COMMISSIONS OPEN] (MINOR) @doinkus365.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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a man in a suit and tie with the words it 's peak on the bottom
Alt: It's green...
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Kiryu's back in Kamurocho. Relive the legacy, with the updated style of the modern titles. Yakuza: Green, coming to Xbox, Playstation, and PC this Summer.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
our last social media manager saw how many of you took this seriously and hung herself.
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𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝℍ𝔸𝕌𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 🏴 @kingofcatastrophy.northsky.social · 15/05/2026
SEGA > Nintendo all day
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SNK Corporation @snkcorpjp.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sure we may be guilty of heinous human rights abuses but it could be worse. We could be Microsoft
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
we're not doing that.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Notice how nobody has jumped at the chance to make a parody XBox account because there's not a single creative joke to make with that concept. #thoughtfulthursday
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Due to recent developments, poob will be removed from Sega Consoles on May 15, 2026. We are deeply sorry for the inconvenience.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
girl are you a game gear because you run out of stamina 10 minutes in
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
oh my god bruh
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
she play on my station til I got no games
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
notice how there's 3 playstation but no playstation games
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fay 😖 @ sky second chapter @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
my target audience
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 14/05/2026
When are we getting Fucked Up Miyamoto 3? Why do you guys keep neglecting all your most beloved series? I watch this video every day, clinging to the happy memories this brought me. Give the people what they want and stop giving us Zeldaslop.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What if we made a new console lol
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wait they're cooking
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It's Vampirivian @devilsw1fe.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@nintendooamerica.bsky.social i think something's up with my copy of super mario bros
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
hey why do you guys keep calling me and nintendo "yuri" what does that mean.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Oh wow... your tower of power is so much bigger than mine,,,, 😳
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at Sega would never uwu. We don't do that. Do not say this again or you will be sent a Cease and Desist.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at sega would like to ann- mmffhh,,, nnnot theree,,, wwaaaiiittt ><
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I let them put sonic on the switch and this is how they treat me.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Urban Reign Ps2
ALT: Urban Reign Ps2
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Canonical Creamer @cream.land · 14/05/2026
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Due to recent developments involving former Sega employee, Toshihiro Nagoshi, we will be sending the Sega Tactical Strike Force to deal with him. We are sorry for any inconvenience.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Now you can enjoy your favorites movies and shows without having to turn off your system! Sega will be adding the poob.tv app to all major consoles, including Genesis, Saturn, Game Gear, and Dreamcast! Coming next month.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is Yuji Naka. I've broken out of prison and I'm back. Get ready.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at Sega have discovered our social media manager has been making irregular and unprofessional posts under the Sega account. They have been removed from their position and will be sent to the Sega Torture Chamber. We are deeply sorry for any inconvenience.
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
any bad bitches wanna dock like a genesis with a sega cd and 32x? 👉👈
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
FACE DOWN FATE! A fifty-year saga of those with nowhere to go and their desperate struggle to find a home. STRANGER THAN HEAVEN is coming this winter t- mmhh, waaaiit, we're both girls, stttoooopppppp~~~
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Forza Horizon 6 Reviews Are IN! FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - IGN FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - VGC FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - The Gamer FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Giant Bomb FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Mario FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Eurogamer FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - Goku FUUUUUUCK I HATE IT! - My Ford 150 I Hit A Deer With
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
jerk your game gear micro penis
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
@nintendooamerica.bsky.social i'm sooo druunkkk
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SEGA @sega-america.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
We at Sega would like to say: Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck you.
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