David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 27/09/2026Incredible play from my Magic the Gathering opponent, didn’t see that coming at all 130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 15/09/2026One time I gave a presentation on wine data analysis and I claimed that a rosé was a mixture of red and white and afterwards a person came up to me and yelled at me in French 141
Reposted by David NeuzerlingLaurie Voss @seldo.com · 14/09/2026For the last 2 years I have been tracking a generational change in the nature of software development, and I think I've finally decided where all of this turmoil is going to end up. It's good news, but not for everybody. seldo.com/posts/we-are-all-product-…seldo.comWe are all Product Engineers now | Seldo.comAgents are eating the software development lifecycle from the bottom up — code generation already gone, review and ops following fast. What remains is figuring out what people actually want, which can't be automated or scaled. That job is called product engineering, it pays $240k, and nobody's training for it. 87318
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/09/2026I’ve gone from AI optimist to someone who is genuinely depressed by it all. The AI slop posters in every shop front are aggressively bland. People send me emails they haven’t even read. Customer support, barely human in the first place, is now 100% AI. I guess I can write good-ish code faster? 1130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 13/09/2026How long until it becomes socially acceptable to say “this looks like AI slop, I’m not reading it” ? 8202
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 07/09/2026Trying something new to reduce the chance of AI prose ever leaking into my own writing. My LLMs now speak like a HK-47 hunter-killer droid. It’s such a clipped, hostile, outlandish style that I’m never going to use it to talk to another human being. And sometimes it calls me “meatbag” 190
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 05/09/2026All this talk of what it means to be a data scientist in 2026 is silly. A data scientist is someone who extracts data from XML files. That’s always been the definition and always will be. 1191
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 05/09/2026Immediately stealing this phrase from Niklas Gruhn. “Meat proxy”: someone who relays content to/from AI, adding no value in the process gruhn.me/blog/2026-08...gruhn.meNiklas Gruhn - Don't be a meat proxy 150
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 01/09/2026One thing they don’t tell you about home ownership is just how much you’ll appreciate exposed utilities. I want every single pipe and conduit above ground, visible, and repairable 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 31/08/2026Vibe coding feels like I’ve been given a high-interest credit card with no limit. I get so much code written! And then I look at the actual code and I go “oh no… oh dear god no…” I saw it described once as “patch-on-patch-on-patch” and that’s exactly what it is 170
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 28/08/2026A new Fehervari book! I’m not even reading the blurb, this is an instant pre-order for me 000
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026LLMs gobble up and regurgitate marketing material with absolutely no scepticism at all. Ran into two situations today where it claimed things to be true just because corporate press releases said so. 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/08/2026These are the models I was most proud of painting in 2025. Horses are bloody hard to paint and I think I actually managed to capture that musculature here. And I’m finally starting to get value gradients right. (Kurnoth’s Heralds, Warhammer Underworlds) 091
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/08/2026Using three hyphens instead of an em-dash to signal both that my writing is human and that I love markdown 0603
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/08/2026They’ve released a sequel to my favourite enemies-to-lovers romance book! (The Warhammer 40K novel The Infinite and the Divine) 030
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 15/08/2026Collated some book reviews into a little blog post: mdneuzerling.com/post/some-bo...mdneuzerling.comSome books what I done read recently - David NeuzerlingSome books what I done read recently and one book that doesn’t exist but I wish it did. 010
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/08/2026Couple of books I’ve read recently that I’m obsessed with: 100
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 11/08/2026This whole exercise has been a massive confidence boost, seeing the LLM struggle. ME: “Use a Tweedie distribution for the GAM” LLM: “Got it boss, one Poisson distribution coming right up” 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 10/08/2026Feels silly to say this given that my average follower is a genius-tier statistician, but I just defined my first proper GAM 🥹 3190
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 29/07/2026Programming tip: never type out a 10-character command when you could instead press the up arrow for 5 minutes until you find that command in your history 741172103
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 19/07/2026Once again playing Elden Ring. I found out that, according to the community, the all-strength with big weapon build is called “unga bunga”, but if you split strength and intelligence it’s called “I unga therefore I bunga” 080
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 17/07/2026Increasingly convinced that the programming language I need to get better at isn’t R, Python, Julia or Rust. It’s awk 1141
Reposted by David NeuzerlingCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram 182132522
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 03/07/2026I just saw a job ad for Data Science at LEGO and I’m so happy to see that they use Databricks 1281
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 26/06/2026I forget where I heard this, but someone once said that there are two rules to a question: the first sentence must end with a question mark, and there is no second sentence 060
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 04/06/2026I want to share with you the advice an Indonesian chef just gave me regarding grinding spice mixes: the pastier the tastier 040
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 30/05/2026Never would have imagined the term “Butlerian Jihad” diffusing into everyday language 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 21/05/2026There’s a deeper skill that goes beyond specific technical expertise: can you articulate a problem you are facing with words such that others can understand it? You know the folks who just say “it’s not working” and give no details? They can’t prompt. 2154
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 21/05/2026Finally, a sicko that I can identify with. Thanks to The Onion for this gem. 150
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 20/05/2026<rant> I can tell when a candidate is using an AI assistant in an interview. It’s obvious and insulting. It’s also incredibly common now. I’m at the point where if I saw a typo in a resume I would consider it a positive. 180
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 14/05/2026It is so nice to be living in Melbourne’s West where they have proper grocery stores selling the essentials 170
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 08/05/2026I judge people by whether they throw the ball for my dog when he asks 010
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 28/04/2026If it’s a personal tech blog you can just put in photos of whatever you want and no one can stop you. Anyone who reads my blog posts is also looking at my painted Warhammer models 050
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 24/04/2026Seeing a typo or an awkward phrasing in an email is like a breath of fresh air. A human being wrote this! This is an artisanal, organic, free-range email! I’m going to give it extra attention. 0121
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 20/04/2026I regret to inform you that consultants have started using the word “agentify” 3110
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 10/04/2026New Murderbot and new Imperial Radch in May! It’s a good month to be a sci fi fan 000
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 10/04/2026What a lovely exploration of the sphere packing problem 020
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 08/04/2026I cannot believe this works. I’m both proud of my creation, and horrified by it. 060
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 08/04/2026I don’t have access to R in my CI/CD pipeline, so I’m recreating `R CMD build` in bash. This thing is going to be held together with duct tape and prayers 100
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 07/04/2026Pandoc is pure sorcery. Imagine all of the markdown -> HTML conversion pain we haven’t had to think about 1111
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 05/04/2026Finally got around to removing this sign that the previous owners had installed in the shed. What herb do I need to burn to cleanse the space now? 130
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 02/04/2026Listening to NASA nerds talk about sensors and algorithms and receivers is so soothing 050
Reposted by David NeuzerlingEmily Riederer @emilyriederer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Talking to some undergrads tomorrow about the why no one actually pays us to type model.fit() and asked them ahead of time to submit answers to a "trivially easy" data problem Fun to see the results come it, wild to know how many business run with a not dissimilar fog of war 512133
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 29/03/2026I watched Theroux’s manosphere documentary followed by a documentary on an eccentric Icelandic man running the world’s only phallological museum, and it felt like the message for men was “fill your heart with hate, or fill it with weird hobbies”. And the hobbies route looked so much healthier 120
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 20/03/2026After a decade of Game of Thrones style edginess (people are self-interested, trust no one, power is everything) I’m enjoying Strange New Worlds and The Pitt. Shows about highly skilled people with good values trying to get through impossible situations 1192
David Neuzerling @md.neuzerl.ing · 15/03/2026Painted this one up as a gift. Tried to make the fire reflect on the armour and terrain 040