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Matlock

@keyofw.bsky.social
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Musician/writer/gamedev/whatever they/them www.keyofw.com

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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 1h
Okay, before I do this write-up, I've blocked out 45 minutes to figure out the perfect font
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 23h
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 13h
Still learning Godot and I got some basic platforming stuff in. I like this engine a lot. Hopefully I can figure out some of the more complex stuff and get an actual game out of this. #gamedev #indiedev #godot
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The cluelessness of this reminds me a lot of the NFT grift. The thing about NFTs was that it was mainly something finance bros were into, and when they were trying to worm their way into gaming, their pitches were an abyssal trench of bad ideas because they couldn't grasp why people played games.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
not to religion-post, but they should probably get used to that temperature
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, it's been a month since I released my first game here. Very happy with the results and a big thanks to everyone who played and *immediately* found all the bugs I missed lmao. Posting again to say if you're looking for a short and fun retro platformer, give this a try. #gamedev #indiedev
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Pod's Itty Bitty Adventure on Steam
"Pod's Itty Bitty Adventure" is a short retro-themed open-world Metroidvania platformer that prioritizes movement and exploration.
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 27/09/2026
I showed my SO this meme and he didn't get the literary layer of the joke so here I present it to you
Tweet from Mike Scollins that reads: two wicked big roads split apaht and fuckin sorry I could not travel both
Accompanied with a road sign that says FOOD, an arrow pointing to the right for a Dunkin Donuts and an arrow pointing to the left for a Dunkin Donuts.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DraftKings/Fanduel/etc. need to be thrown in the mulcher and their executives sued into oblivion until the day they die
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of the greatest contributions that homestar runner ever made to culture at large is this image
The good graphics!!!! Still from homestar runner
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Starting to think the Packers might not be good
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the reasons I can tell generative AI is a revolutionary technology is because it’s been mainstream for 4+ years and it has never improved my life in any way whatsoever
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doing a rewatch of the Office and it's still one of the best there is. The Dinner Party episode is probably top 10 TV episodes of all time
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This post inspired by the 37 e-mails I get every day from randos trying to "connect" or "boost my website traffic." I don't know what I can do to convince the world I do not care.
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@marypeltola.com I want to put this in terms an Alaskan hunter might understand. When an armed hunting party goes drunken into the woods, yelling about how much they hate deer, chanting and singing their hatred, are they a threat to the deer?
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to go more scorched-earth on cold-call messages to me. You call me, text me, e-mail me, and (1) I don't already know you, (2) am not already expecting your message, (3) you can't clearly state why I want you to contact me... You're blocked forever. Goodbye.
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ Eleanoir Nevermore!! 🧪🩸 @cutestanomaly.ca · 22/09/2026
Hey I think it should be said with the next round of "Discord age verification" scares and panic coming around Do NOT drop everything and run to a website you heard about 30 min ago and had not looked into at all The amount of vibe coded slop preying upon people's worry is alarming
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm always dragging my feet about making demos because I tell myself I'm going to do a bad job, and then I make them and it's fine every time. I will learn nothing from this lesson.
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Duder McGuy @warofthebees.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OJ all the way. 1. His murders were personal, it's not like I'm sleeping with Nicole so he probably wouldn't want to kill me. 2. Washington wasn't really that good of a tactical leader and actually lost more battles than he won. 3. OJ had 2,003 pro rushing yards. Washington had 0.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Letting business people anywhere near a single piece of art was a mistake. Genuinely stupid people
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Super Mario World. Saw it as a kid and I was hooked ever since.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/09/2026
It's important to remind readers that while there are a few anti-trans dems, many are doing great work. Spanberger in VA did not flinch at anti-trans attacks. Now, she just ended Governor Youngkin's infamous rule that would ban trans students from bathrooms. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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VA Gov. Spanberger Kills Youngkin-Era Rule That Would Have Banned Trans Students From Bathrooms
“Spanberger showed how Democrats win amidst Republican attacks.”
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Easily one of the most annoying things to come out of our dumb century is people who get bent out of shape if you don't hate AI "correctly," like this still isn't debate club, I will hate the idiot bullshit plagiarism machine that wastes power however I want actually, fuck off
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Chi-Chi's Mexican Restaurant @mexicanrestaurant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
girls rock
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FBI warned ICE agents could be targeted by fake ‘tradwife’ dating profiles, memo reveals
Exclusive: Internal FBI memo, reviewed by the Guardian, said women wanted to dox and ‘embarrass’ agents, but provided few details
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 23/03/2026
guy commissioning a bust of himself: how will you determine the shipping charges me: weigh a head of you
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JoypadLad.com X SuperStickerClub.com @joypadlad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, I have some other Chrono Trigger stickers and magnets too. www.superstickerclub.com/product/chro...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17/09/2026
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
heh, heh They're called the Etroit Lions because they had no D tonight. I'm going to use that line if I'm surrounded by straight ppl anytime soon so I can blend in
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I did! I did learn it! Sort of. It took me forever to wrap my head around even the basics here. I am not a coder.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I looked up why it takes so long for me to get a work permit around here and it's because they write it by hand and then send it across the country on the back of a squirrel. It will get here eventually.
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Dan Larson @danlarson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Writers/Musicians/Artists told you from Day 1 that this was theft. Straight up. Always has been.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another Seattle W
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fantastic thread
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Words of affirmation for myself: I am going to learn how to make a State Machine in Godot. I am going to understand the code and it will work on the first try.
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore debaclemore
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WTC Twin Towers with Ed Sheeran's face on them. A motion blurred Ms. Rachel is flying towards the towers.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
trash took itself out
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kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
new Kirby character goes hard
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Jessika 🏳️‍⚧⛓️🤖 @jesikalashnikov.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Illusion of free choice meme with Joel Robinson and Ryland Grace
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Matlock @keyofw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trying to watch the #WPBL game and this is the most cursed broadcast of all time. Stream goes down every 4 seconds, an injury, a WILD-ass no-call double-play, multiple homers, multiple pitchers pulled, everyone standing around not knowing what they're doing. What is going on
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 12/09/2026
hey thanks for screenshotting that person's hateful/bigoted/upsetting tweet and posting it here. i actually muted that person by accident on the other site who's URL i also forgot, and i intentionally make my life worse by keeping up to date on their thoughts so i appreciate you sharing it here
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