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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you asked for a Guinness shandy in Dublin you’d get barred from the country.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am currently paralysed by a cat

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Agh!

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IndifferenceEngine @guyware.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If my call were actually important to you, you’d fucking answer it, wouldn’t you

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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

NEW The diabolical defending of Manchester City Understanding an aggressive litigation strategy By me, at @prospectmagazine.co.uk (Prospect paywall is down currently.) www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/ideas/law/th... #MCFC

What can explain such an aggressive and counterproductive approach? To an extent the answer may be in the facts and the evidence. Perhaps the view was that the only chance of getting out of this was to be unhelpful as well as robust. In respect of an earlier dispute with Uefa, an internal communication at the club apparently said “Uefa doesn't respond to anything other than aggression”. Maybe the view was taken that this would work here too. Maybe the club still thinks it will work in the end, with the league being pushed into settlement on appeal or at the doors of the High Court.

But this does not offer a total explanation. What may work with Uefa may not work with other adversaries. The structure of the league’s investigation and the disciplinary approach meant that aggression would not only be unhelpful, but would count heavily against the club. An appeal on the law or procedure at the High Court in this sort of case only has a remote chance of success. It can be assumed the club was warned of all this.

There is a phrase in football punditry that “the defending is diabolical”. Here diabolical is, of course, a synonym for dreadful. But in its more literal sense, diabolical means bedevilled with wrongful purpose. And the strategy adopted by Manchester City in contesting this matter is also in this sense diabolical. The club will have known that it was unlikely to work, and that it would make things harder, but the club decided to do it anyway.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is a picture of a cat right before he fell through a gap in a countertop into the cupboard below. At the vets. As I opened the door to let him out the vet appeared from the back room with his vaccinations ready, and we both laughed at the idiot cat.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’ve opened the bar. Starting off strong

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan? SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I won’t be watching the football. The game simply should not be going ahead. 🇮🇪

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I am making slow cooked pork belly, with duck fat potatoes, cheesy leeks, broccoli, sugar snaps, gravy and Yorkshires.

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Annie Murphy's 'Yay Me' Moment

ALT: Annie Murphy's 'Yay Me' Moment

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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gavin Bazunu statement on withdrawing from Ireland squad

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Statement - Gavin Bazunu

Representing my country means everything to me. I have the utmost respect for every single one of my team mates, the Manager, his staff and the Irish people

However I have reached a decision that I have hot taken lightly. I am a man of strong faith and try my best to be a person of character and principle therefore 1 feel it would be wrong to participate in the upcoming fixtures against Israel.

My decision is based purely upon my personal belief that the killing of innocent people is wrong.

It is important to note that my stance is not in opposition of the Israeli people or the Jewish community but against the atrocities in the region.

There are few times where you get a chance ir ife to stand up for something bigger and strongly believe that this is one of them

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Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Teenagers. They’re a treat.

WhatsApp message that reads “what’s for dinner were I to come back?”

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tuchel will find a way to make it about the absentees

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clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He also painted this which is unrelated but I like it

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is very good on the City scandal

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Varan, the cat, is suspicious of Barry, the robot hoover.

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Laura @takeithandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The respect I have for Gavin Bazunu is immense. 24 years old with his career ahead of him and he made a decision that every other person in safer positions of power above him failed to have the courage to make themselves. A true representative of Irish people everywhere

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Varan, the cat, is suspicious of Barry, the robot hoover.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I put the washing machine on a 23 minute ‘quick wash’. An hour ago. The timer currently says that there’s three minutes left.

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David Rose's Shocked Reaction

ALT: David Rose's Shocked Reaction

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fair play to Bazunu for putting his head above the parapet and trying. Shame on the FAI.

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Fish out of water

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have booked a Christmas collection slot at M&S. Initial items added: pork loin, gammon and a pie.

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Ron Swanson: No F*cking Vegetables

ALT: Ron Swanson: No F*cking Vegetables

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have booked a Christmas collection slot at M&S. Initial items added: pork loin, gammon and a pie.

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Ron Swanson: No F*cking Vegetables

ALT: Ron Swanson: No F*cking Vegetables

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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Man City respond to being found guilty of 115 charges of breaching financial regulations

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

5 o'clock somewhere

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Karaoke

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

@samwhyte.bsky.social Aware it’s deleted, but sadly that kind of thing is not uncommon in families. I’ve disowned a brother due to bridges burned.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jesus wept. I like the manager from a moral standpoint, but the football is not great. At all. Duff is available.,

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sky from earlier this evening.

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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 24/09/2026

We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that don’t open anything. Join us for a one off installment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty but completely useless”. 🔑 🧵

We are looking at two pewter plates with an assortment of large brass and iron keys in various shapes and sizes.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Let us never forget Jo Brand's magnificent breastfeeding story (and Sean Lock's reaction to it). www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQyz...

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Breastfeeding 8 out of 10

YouTube video by Åke Nissinen

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... No mention of the fact that the aircraft involved can only be powered by the engines ordered. It’s not a “show of faith” or whatever in RR themselves.

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Rolls-Royce signs 'multi-million' engine deal

The order will see 18 engines built and maintained by the company from its Derby aerospace centre.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This country is going to the dogs

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again…

A large pink banner for an exhibition of the work of M C Escher. It tells us “next left at lights”.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have fed the cats, yet one is prowling and yowling to say that he’s not been fed. The monster.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Martin O’Donnell is one of the most tedious snooker players on tour currently. He’s so slow.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Small, pedantic point - Martin is the taoiseach. One should say taoiseach first and then say prime minister in brackets or following taoiseach with a brief explanation.

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Fattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s a guy I work with who almost never shuts fucking up about his damn barbecue and what he’s probably overcooking on it.

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026

Happy mushroom season!

A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Headteacher wrote a letter to both twins congratulating them on their GCSE results and in both he said he much preferred them to their twin. Excellent trolling. 10/10.

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