clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@kevintj.bsky.social “latest series”???? 100
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 26/09/2026El beast child has graduated to the next martial arts class which might mean I get my Saturday mornings backstatic.klipy.comMisty's Energetic Dance with SunglassesALT: Misty's Energetic Dance with Sunglasses 230
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialRussell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.ukBurst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on pathThe issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens. 13932212
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The head teacher announcing to the whole primary school, “Mary* has very bad diarrhoea and nobody is to make fun of her” *name changed but I still remember her and her diarrhoea 081
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watch paying enough attention to my gardening to think I’ve collapsed, yet does not record it as any activity. Stupid thing. 120
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@hayls.bsky.social if anything I’d imagine this is the other way round. “Mum why are you in the pub again you’ve got 8am gym class” 120
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialStuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but 3133891
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026 2843150
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Ann Droid is far too good for the terrible title. 200
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialJane Duke @janeduke.com · 26/08/2026*adds fishnets to the rhinestone mourning weeds* 16714
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialJustin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This week has very 2016 energy. 2528
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I see @kevintj.bsky.social is taking notice of our agreement to be more sensible with money 010
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 24/08/2026@kevintj.bsky.social this is exactly the sort of stupid shit you’d buy 100
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Joined in with the spider pig song yesterday and all the niblings were in shock. “Aunty Claire, you’ve watched the SIMPSONS?!” I used to fight my dad to watch it at 6pm you cheeky little shitsstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson Sings SpiderpigALT: Homer Simpson Sings Spiderpig 020
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You know your gym is a classy establishment when there’s two blokes in here with ankle tags 030
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 15/08/2026@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social they’re doing tikka baked beans nowstatic.klipy.comMaggie Smith Says 'Dreadful'ALT: Maggie Smith Says 'Dreadful' 220
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Enough with the Jaffa cakes now thank you 100
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 12/08/2026O wishing he could’ve stayed nine forever. Asked him why. “You can do crimes before you’re ten” ffs 000
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialBΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Water left out overnight becomes haunted I can’t explain it But I know it happens 1274
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Beast child is stomping about the room muttering “can’t do side quests, can’t play with the fuse box, can’t do ANYTHING”static.klipy.comEmma Roberts' Annoyed LookALT: Emma Roberts' Annoyed Look 240
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 05/08/2026There’s something uniquely humiliating about being beaten at chess by a child wearing one shoe 220
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Every year I forget why I shouldn’t add Kevin to the holiday packing list 210
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialFattori Blanc @kevintj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The child has just brought in a glass of milk and a can of Sprite. Child: I’m going to conduct an experiment. Me: No, no you are not. 312
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialmilk bottle champion @stepheniscowboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026King Arthur when his court wizard snubs Guinevere 61547290
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 21/07/2026As soon as I open a tube of superglue I turn into Ralph Wiggum 011
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialScott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Is everyone ok? 129520
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 15/07/2026All of you moaning about today’s wordle, yesterday I got it in two and my mum asked if O (aged 10) had done it for me 😑 040
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 09/07/2026A billion degrees so naturally Thameslink has no air con 320
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialSarah O'Connor @sarahoconnorft.ft.com · 08/07/2026When something is so obviously a terrible idea, it is ok to just...say no thanks and ban it. We don't have to wait 15 years and then slowly ban if after a whole bunch of irreperable damage has been done to individuals and society. 19479134
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialharry VIMTO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 07/07/2026Monday to Sunday, I can bring my mouth hole into a buffet 1273
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialJordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Andy Murray shady diva moments compilation 063
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Quite enjoyed the trick they did in the football but apparently I am wrong to do so 000
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialScott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hope Burnham gets rid of the cat 201
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialStephen Kelly @spkellywriter.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Walking through London after a night out 212031
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 16/06/2026What kind of sociopath cuts cucumber like this and puts it back in the fridge 110
clairewithani.bsky.social @clairewithani.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching Widows Bay which is v spooky only for the child to start wandering about upstairs in the dark in a creepy fashion.static.klipy.comFather Mulvehill's Exorcism: Demon Be Gone!ALT: Father Mulvehill's Exorcism: Demon Be Gone! 020
Reposted by @clairewithani.bsky.socialUndead Name 👻 @dara-the-explara.bsky.social · 08/06/2026 112976533
![Tweet from The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner):
[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL]
You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:w4mumltio4x5yohskj2mo64c/bafkreigwim2ml3kaq3dqd4drjkuizjjf3h4dwyf5zhtame6m6psd5t3kya)
