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Kerry

@kerrypolka.bsky.social
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known to one and all as a guy who is just around. she/her, us/uk, london n19. movies, theatre, books, civitas. previous lives: the bay, pdx, pōneke, naarm melbourne. cities are good! 🚆🕎

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
compute should be a public utility. it is entirely a product of other public utilities. compute regulatory boards should be elected and accountable to the public, with public meetings.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
last week of evening lido swim sessions for the year, the sun king truly is dying! This is from yesterday's - last one tonight then no more until next summer ❤️👋
A picture of the Parliament Hill Lido taken by me after the evening swim yesterday. It's twilight and the light is indeed crepuscular. soft sunset, still deep blue pool, deep blue sky. black trees and white swim lane markers. the pavement says DIVING WITH CARE.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
update : the Mayor rebuttal
fake mamdani tweet "oh no did benjamin fuckin netanyahu talk shit about me oh nooooo lmao"
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
It's both their birthdays this week, so we must share this classic from our archives... buff.ly/F7QhXVL
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Bruce Springsteen or Stephen King?
1. You take Mary out for a nice drive. Disaster ensues. 2. Bit by bit, this town is killing you. 3. Two remorseless killers careen across a deser...
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love GBBO. an amateur baker who is also a pediatric doctor earnestly explaining pointillism to the camera before executing a self portrait in frosting dots, what a culture what a society
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
someone must compile this year's and every year's best HHD pop culture sermons. Are we not on each our own Odyssey desperately trying to RETURN. Is not Yom Kippur our own Brand New Day. Isn't teshuvah a kind of Practical Magic. etc
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
went to a Bruce Springsteen themed karaoke last night and the first performer's song choice frankly felt rude
photo of a karaoke screen in a pub basement reading 
"Oh, we're halfway there
Oh, livin' on a prayer"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Trolley Problem
The trolley problem in two panels. trolley is approaching a switch. on one track is the roadrunner; there is nothing on the other track. standing to the side holding the lever is the coyote. 
In the second panel the coyote has thrown a switch and the trolley has moved sideways off the tracks and has run over the coyote. the Road Runner stands there going MEEP, MEEP!
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
in retrospect it was inevitable, we should have seen it coming from the timing (Dolly Parton passing just when rabbis were starting to draft their Rosh Hashanah sermons)
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
coyote vs acme: I CRIED oh my god the purity of heart of that roadrunner
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I want all the jeopardy masters to win!! and also to bring back sam buttrey and have him win too. everybody wins! is this so much to ask
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WooooOoOooOendy 👻 @wednesdaygj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you are feeling like you want to DO something to honour Dolly and her exceptional life, you can donate to the Dolly Parton Imagination Library. Thanks to Dolly, tens of millions of children around the world received free books from birth until their 5th birthday. donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no spoilers but: surprisingly a lot in common between Channing Tatum produced dance extravaganza MAGIC MIKE LIVE and 1678 nonconformist allegorical novel THE PILGRIM'S PROGRESS
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thank you online ad network for noticing my upcoming birthday! however I really cannot stress enough how much this is not a problem I have
Online advertisement reading:

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THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

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Tired of watching everyone else get the airtime?

Meet the 28-Day Communication Challenge - built for people over 40 who are ready to stop shrinking and start being heard.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This dude is living the life
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COYOTE @coyotemedia.org · 17/08/2026
Cole Harry found himself in the midst of a sudden divorce. His ex took the apartment, the furniture — and his Rancho Gordo Bean Club subscription. When heirloom beans are caught in the middle of a messy divorce, who should get custody? @soleilho.com asks Bay Area food club leaders to chime in.
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It’s Over — But I’m Keeping The Bean Club
When heirloom beans are caught in the middle of a messy divorce, who should get custody? Bay Area food club leaders chime in.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 14/08/2026
The British news media is really just posh kiwi farms
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
well a fun thing I just learned is that despite only having lived in new zealand for like two years, my immediate reaction to a government emergency phone alert is "OH NO TSUNAMI??????"
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yesterday we went to a big open hill in north London to watch the sun be defeated by the moon, and there were loads of people in little groups hanging out and sharing eclipse glasses and eating snacks and generally having a nice time, and at the end some people applauded. EXTREMELY wholesome evening
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the actual order of events from 2020-2024 gets strategically jumbled by reactionary centrists all the time. They love to blame 2024 on wokeness while skipping over the fact that Dems won in 2020. They talk about early COVID Iike it was a failure of Dem policy when Trump was in office.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Every six months a writer goes on parental leave, is driven insane by watching 10,000 hours of Paw Patrol, and writes another one of these articles, and they're always great.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What a stat: "according to our analysis of HMRC figures, the 119,000 residents of Camden who pay income tax contribute more (£4.7bn) than all the residents of Birmingham and Glasgow combined (£4bn)." (no comment on substance - just a great use of statistics) www.londoncentric.media/p/londons-fi...
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London's first month without rain
Plus: There's nowhere to bury the dead • London wants to keep its money • When will it stop being so damn hot • Who is to blame for turning off the air conditioning in the tower block?
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/08/2026
nothing better than a tourist town that resents the tourists. thank you for coming to my ten-seat microbrewery and vintage ice cream shoppe. you son of a bitch
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Isaac Fellman @isaac-fellman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's always the right time for "There Will Come Soft Rains," but today is REALLY the right time for "There Will Come Soft Rains"
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I think it's good that Mamdani is Just Doing Stuff but more people gotta realize that it is not a matter of Will or motivation or whatever but because the NYC Mayor, as an office, is one of the uniquely powerful individual offices you can hold in the United States (seriously)
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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I blame the collapse of tenured positions. The discourse is just displaced academic sniping, we shouldn’t be privy to it without a JSTOR subscription.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
gj university challenge writers on this Short Kings set, great bit
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
serious question: can anyone explain why the kerning on the penguin moderns is so intentionally dogshit
a shelf in a bookstore of penguin modern editions with dogshit kerning
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
just watched CRUISING (1980) and: did Peter Weir use Boccherini's Musica Notturna as the outro in MASTER & COMMANDER (2003) as a nod? like, they both ft the tune playing while a boat sails off into the sunset
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
(shock jock voice) IT'S THE TOP OF THE HOUR (airhorns blasting) AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, ANOTHER 30-MINUTE BLOCK OF PHILIP GLASS'S 'AKHENATEN', T-T-TOTALLY COMMERCIAL FREE
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DISALLOW THAT LOSERS
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After the first overtime ends they do a second overtime where a FIFA official holds each Spanish player by the legs while Messi shoots on the goal
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
lol just realised the third place playoff was in Miami France, England, Mbappé, Saka, Bellingham, last night they were all Florida Man
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dudes rock
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
as well as the game being meaningless and therefore great fun also love the commentary not holding back, "jude bellingham surprised tonight because a lot of people think he's quite a selfish person!"
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
honestly might not bother with the final, what could top that for entertainment value
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the best match in the history of football.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
l m f a o
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is unfair, the Maginot Line held up way longer
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 13/07/2026
every once in awhile we have to hand it to Oregon, and hosting the game on the state tourism website is p good stuff
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The Oregon Trail Game Online - Play For Free! | Visit Oregon
Play the classic Oregon Trail game online free — no download, no sign-up. Guide your wagon from Missouri to the Willamette Valley. Can you survive dysentery? Play now in your browser.
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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Maradona was fun because VAR didn’t exist and clean cocaine did.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
var is bad again now
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
good good good good
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mahut and Isner coming on as subs for the penalties
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
has anyone explained to these lads that the ball needs to go INSIDE the net
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absolute horses @carriempruett.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
See that's the NORMAL kind of bullshit to be mad about after a World Cup game.
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Kerry @kerrypolka.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
2014 is still an all-timer world cup for comedy, however this is giving it a run, lol
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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