Reposted by Connor DonovanChicken Puppet 🏳️⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 06/10/2026Seeing the Brewers and Rays being described as "teams who play the game the right way instead of just listening to computers" is further proof that analytics just means "things I don't like" and that people have somehow gotten dumber about this stuff over the last decade 815835
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026yankees infield doing their best mariners infield impression 030
Reposted by Connor DonovanMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mason Miller is the best athlete named after two professions that become important as a hunter-gatherer society evolves into an agrarian society 1365068
Reposted by Connor DonovanGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 297113234109
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i've always said andrew chafin is my baseball doppelgänger but man, if only this guy was left-handed he'd be the clear winner 160
Reposted by Connor DonovanRyan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026George Saunders on using AI: "Writing is the most precious way one person can communicate their essence to another person. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to get better at making myself present in my writing. Why would I want to sacrifice even one iota of that?" 5541144
Reposted by Connor DonovanGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true. 1515
Reposted by Connor DonovanThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892934433
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026society if the los angeles angels were contracted and angel stadium was razed to build public housing 070
Reposted by Connor DonovanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026TrueCrime youtubers will be like "I've been on this case for months" completely seriously like they don't mean "I was on the computer" 281802170
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026at long last, the math has officially said no 2224
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026some really solid plate appearances for lázaro montes today with nothing to show for it 011
Reposted by Connor DonovanEric Garment @ericgarment.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if you're in line to withdraw from ed sheeran's tour, stay in line 1457
Reposted by Connor DonovanGarrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026every console should have a handle 516419
Reposted by Connor DonovanKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 10/09/2026i don't care what the issue is, if your election opponent is running millions of dollars in ads about one single issue, you cannot, under any circumstances, say that your opponent is right about the issue. 142805563
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comFrank Reynolds Dancing: Go For It!ALT: Frank Reynolds Dancing: Go For It! 000
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026love the one dude the field mic caught chanting "ref you suck" 010
Reposted by Connor DonovanKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171165103553
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026eduard bazardo being bad is easily my least favorite storyline of the season 0110
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comDexter Strolling with a Walking StickALT: Dexter Strolling with a Walking Stick 020
Reposted by Connor DonovanLookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you like a) Cal Raleigh and b) Iron Maiden boy is this the story for you www.lookoutlanding.com/seattle-mari...lookoutlanding.comEven in a tough 2026, Cal Raleigh is a TrooperCal Raleigh rages against the dying of the light of his 2026 season (not to mix literary references) 2235
Reposted by Connor DonovanAubrey @aubreypiano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma is about falling in love with something as a child only to be weighed down with pseudo-intellectual bullshit in early adulthood and having to shed that to find the spark again. I just call it like I see it and I’m definitely not projecting anything 131
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026seeing julio make history in person is pretty neat 090
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the mariners went a decade without winning a series in fenway and have now done so in back-to-back seasons 0354
Reposted by Connor DonovanEverett AquaSox Baseball Club @everettaquasox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026LAZ. LAUNCHED. GONE! IT'S THE SLUGGER'S FIRST CAREER HOME RUN! 28912
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026looks like laz will be rocking #99 which goes hard as fuck 160
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026why do bash "dead-beat" ketel marte for not being there for his team but we never question if the team has bad vibes? or if they're just unpleasant to be around? 010
Reposted by Connor Donovanℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player 402041412
Reposted by Connor DonovanBrittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The classic Hug Tag™️ 0397
Reposted by Connor DonovanAmadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible. 46149464072
Reposted by Connor DonovanBee Everfolly @honeyvenomstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Big Duomper with his 22nd multi home run game and his second of the game followed up with a second home run from Cole Young, number 2. 2 Back 2 Mariners 0161
Reposted by Connor DonovanSydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 21/08/2026I wrote about how angry I feel watching people write columns about trans women in sports.sydney-bauer.comJust call me a man already and get it over withI'm angry. I hate writing when I'm angry. I think it makes me too emotional, too attached to copy and most importantly makes my brain move too fast having ideas pop up and die before I can even get t... 141528478
Reposted by Connor DonovanLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ve seen so many nightmare restaurant ad boards and I hate them all. I think it preys on small mom and pop shops worst. They think they have to compete w chains and big glossy ad budgets. But we go to the small shops because they’re delicious & human-run, not because of the marketing 1536
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026two things here: the catcher has to hold onto the ball long enough to prove you have control over the ball and there needs to be proof of malicious intent from the runner. cal clearly did not hold onto the ball long enough and i don't think bauers had any malicious intent; just a bad slide 120
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026congratulations to andrés muñoz on career save number 100! needs just one more to have 100 as a mariner! 1445
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026big fan of randy embracing the bit of gray in his beard. looks great on him 040
Reposted by Connor DonovanThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026Manager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi 141152160
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 13/08/20261000% yes! for some folks the peppers are essential; jalapeños are a favorite of mine to put on one 010
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026they have also shit the bed for me. i am taking it as a blessing in disguise 030
Reposted by Connor DonovanMatatoes Lasagna @matatoeslasagna.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The failure of Biden and Garland to seriously lay down the hammer after J6 on both the insurrectionists, and more importantly, the politicians who enabled them will go down as a failure on par with the failure of reconstruction. A historic fumble I will go to my grave thinking this. 281326239
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026google lens says it's mid-2000s dodgers reliever yhency brazobán which is a new name for me 130
Connor Donovan @kennerdoloman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the seattle wiffleball league wrapped up its regular season today and your boy finished fifth in ERA. see if you can spot the difference in K% from the ERA leaders 130
Reposted by Connor DonovanThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Steven universe song about smoking a dart in a dead mall parking lot 2332