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Kelseym

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Corporate wallet inspector and soon to be published author(🍀)

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
proof that racism makes you hopelessly stupid
recent popular Twitter poll in which 78 percent of users thought 1939 Europe could beat modern Africa in a war
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
a $1.2 billion fine seems like a lot until you read the (*admitted*) allegations and realize that BoA is basically admitting that their AML program was absolutely broken and they ignored endless red flags on entire categories of profitable but high-fraud-risk business
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 13/10/2026
Dogcatcher xkcd.com/3309/
Comic. [Three people seated at table.] PERSON 1 with ponytail: Once we break this story, he won’t be able to get elected *dogcatcher*. PERSON 2: Why do people always use “dogcatcher” as the example of a worthless office? Animal control officers are valued professionals. It just seems unnecessarily insulting. PERSON 3 with shoulder-length hair: Well, their job *is* catching strays.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 12/10/2026
hey ben. the guy in the picture here is an actual person, my friend’s dad, and a spiritual leader of Lakota people, Chief Arvol Looking Horse. not only does he support Indigenous People’s Day, he’s the founder of World Peace and Prayer Day. feels weird to use his image and not his name.
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I keep beating this drum, but the "free speech" movement sucking so much ass is a big part of how we got here. Imagine if gamergate was properly seen as a disturbing censorship movement? If harassment campaigns were seen as a side effect of a new technology instead of a new kind of lib brain?
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
nose
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FRUITBLUSH @fruitblush.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
whalefall / life seeks to perpetuate 2
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FRUITBLUSH @fruitblush.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After the Fire
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a really dumb thing to brag about when you’re the reason he gets to do tariffs at all
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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Fishman @asianfisherman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
shin godzilla
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I def don't have all the answers as to why there is such a persistent crisis/lull cycle in US orchestras, but one thing I do know from my 25 years at the high end of that business is that WAY too many execs and board leaders are convinced there is a magic sustainability formula hiding somewhere.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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tangle!!! @tangledtangent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this drawing of Tash from the Chronicles of Narnia terrified me :(
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Realized today that it's now been over a year of unemployment soooo..................? 😅😅😅
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp got my first rejection letter
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chubmarine so cute. Chubmarine have no cares.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This isn't a court at all. They're literally not even reading the fucking briefs before making "decisions".
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
HELL YEAH GET EM
Statement from Mayor Cantelmo on Campus Sexual Violence & Future Community Safety
Late last week, I learned of the heinous and sickening allegations made against the Cornell students who, according to a former undergraduate student identified as Jane Doc, drugged and brutally raped her at the Chi Phi fraternity house. Despite the severity of these crimes, Cornell University administrators and police failed to contact or coordinate any response with the Ithaca Police Department. Furthermore, the University failed to hold the perpetrators to account. This is a miscarriage of justice and continues to pose a significant threat to students and residents who may be victimized at unsafe and under-monitored on- or off-campus student events.
Given this appalling response from university administration, I have no choice but to declare a new policy directive and corresponding Common Council resolution, implementing an immediate moratorium on all student event and special event permits, including, but not limited to Greek life and other student group gatherings, until such time that the University conducts an accounting of its protocols to prevent and prosecute crimes of sexual violence and publicly releases new standards and practices to keep our community safe.
Robert G. Cantelmo
Mayor of Ithaca, NY
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what the fuck? the right lost *Third Way*?
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there a mechanism for the rest of New York to eject Staten Island?
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is very reassuring to go through a job orientation and hear that putting information into AI will get you turbo-fired.
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Erin @fujoshi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Crazy stuff
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on twitter Adam Hamilton's campaign posted a cease and desist letter he got from Marshall's lawyers about the Meischa ad
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scans from “Nomads” by Itsuro Naraki. Naraki is a Japanese photographer whose work is deeply influenced by Robert Frank. These portraits show people Naraki met on the street between 1986 and 1994. The book is available for purchase at Pinakotheca Books. IG t.archivist
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Birdie Tam @birdietam.art · 28/09/2026
Today we have a lil grumpy cat painting
A photo of a watercolor painting of a cat.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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eek @eke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these people need to wake the fuck up and realize the massive data risk they are incurring, it's the explicit strategy of anthropic to steal research
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't mean what I'm about to say in a sappy way, but a fairly hard-nosed one: natural ecosystems are often remarkably good at recovering from serious local natural disasters *if they are given the chance.*
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Anonymous Bureaucrat @bureaucratanon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This feels not unrelated to decline birthrates in the sense that we have created a world in which, for the first time, people broadly have options in terms of how they structure their families and communities, and this is genuinely radical shift in norms
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There is literally no statistical evidence that this is a growing trend, it’s just that social media exists and people talk about it more. (Which I would expect will lead to more people doing it, but I have no evidence for this view!)
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3348 finds a creature out of time
Four bunnies encounter a microraptor, a small dinosaur with colorful feathers. They are standing around the microraptor, who regards them with a curious bird-like grin
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think the hardest part of starting my new job is getting rid of my poem
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Final SNW season 4 rank Off-Hour Tomorrow’s Enterprise Orders of Magnitude A Case of Chiaroscuro Human Best Friend Valles Marineris Like Chronitons through the hourglass Once La’An a Time Level-Five Transporter Accident The Griffin Incident
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surfing anteater
painting of an anteater surfing, in the background there are buildings
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idiots think space is cold and don’t realize the cooling problem will be 100 times worse in space
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Kelseym @kelseym.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Impressive that they found the most evil company in the world for this
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Three-Lobed Burning Eye magazine @3lobedmag.com · 25/09/2026
A great surge of amazing support last night (thank you!) and we are very close to our funding goal. Let’s sprint by and aim for a stretch goal that will unlock an extra issue next year. We can’t wait for new scary weird unexpected fiction! kck.st/4x4r1oz
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Three-Lobed Burning Eye magazine 2027
Publishing original horror, fantasy, and science fiction since 1999. Let’s create another year of strange and wondrous tales!
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 25/09/2026
AH FUCK OH SHIT OUR WALLETS
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let's talk about a book series NOT getting attention that is among the finest of the decade: James Elkins' Five Strange Languages, the latest of which is Stories, Like Illnesses-- just released to resounding silence. Prior 2 novels are among my favorites ever and the new one so far is as good 1/?
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Seth T. Hahne @sethhahne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A stained glass window I did as part of an illustration for a client.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this is a LOL on every level—EVERY LEVEL—including allowing the sitting vice president of the United States to speak on background. Like, I'm sorry if the VP wants to give an interview, he can put his name to it and say it with his chest.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 23/09/2026
(Bass also pressured state AGs to settle their very solid antitrust lawsuit against Paramount) if the center wing of the party doesn't want democratic socialism to take over, they could perhaps contemplate growing a backbone when it comes to challenging concentrated corporate power
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