Reposted by Oleklauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/09/2026(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo 501072108
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026crazy how quite a few apps that have been working fine unchanged for a long time have degraded in quality and introduced bugs since the dawn of ai. it's almost as if no one is double checking claude's homework 010
Reposted by OlekThe Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It will be very important for the next Dem president (2029 or 2053, whatever) to appoint a Democrat as permanent FBI Director, which has still never been done 12816102
Reposted by OlekMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026a dad bod? you mean a father figure 241369261
Reposted by OlekAcademician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 30/03/2025@skankstank64 · Mar 27, 2024 yfw plane/train autism existed in ancient greece but it was with ships instead 113838
Reposted by OlekSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177731933
Reposted by OlekNaethan Apollo 🏰 @naethanapollo.com · 17/02/2026been wanting to perform this cover ever since that guy got kirked 381405422
Reposted by OlekDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis 453585468
Reposted by OlekJohn-y-Cash (vac) @john-y-cash.eurosky.social · 22/11/2025C'est complètement inutile, mais JE VEUUUUUX !!! 😍 #TakeMyMoney #TheSimpsons 34780187
Reposted by OlekCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/11/2025going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now 183159760
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025the people pushing for a millennium of waking sleep in the torturarium are simply going too far 020
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025babe, when you go to costco. im gonna need you to get an insane amount of sodas 000
Reposted by OlekAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/04/2025mlb: we will never forget what jackie robinson did and what he endured me: wow what specifically did he do and endure? mlb: lol dont worry about it lmao 91083158
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 18/03/2025perhaps they are not becoming more republican but a secret third thing 010
Reposted by OlekEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 27/12/2024Okay I'm sorry that's Elon. I'm not accepting that they're different guys anymore. 51116484
Reposted by OlekEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 16/12/2024what if when we die, it's a loud noise forever 94724164
Reposted by Oleksarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared. 204127202675
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024what's the deal with wolverine? he's a short little cat that's obsessed with the news. 000
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024if eggs costing 12% more can end American democracy, maybe the American government should have done something about the price of eggs 021
Reposted by OlekMike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024does that hot tub time machine still work +20000% 461468307
Reposted by OlekNYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 04/11/2024We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes.com management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices. 5027231053
Reposted by OlekRachel Holliday Smith @rachelholliday.bsky.social · 09/09/2024hey hi are you confused???? I got youuuu (new story from me)thecity.nycWho’s Investigating Mayor Eric Adams’ Inner Circle and WhyThe FBI has raided multiple people linked to the mayor so far, including the NYPD commissioner, schools chancellor and first deputy mayor. 47323
Reposted by OlekMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/07/2024NIXON: And this Kah-ma-la, she’s the uhh, the 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 vice president then? HALDEMAN: Yes sir. NIXON: With [INAUDIBLE]—coconuts? EHRLICHMAN: And Venn diagrams. HALDEMAN: The GOP ticket, sadly—[METALLIC SOUNDS] rumors about a couch. NIXON: [INAUDIBLE]—meaning of 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵. [LAUGHTER, COUGHING] 181134209
Reposted by OlekBran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/07/2024swanboy.com/comic/injure...swanboy.cominjuredlist5Visit the post for more. 1417624
Reposted by OlekJoshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 03/05/2024JFC, this photo of a pro-Palestinian student protestor at the University of Mississippi with a jeering crowd of white boys in the background thedmonline.com/may-2nd-pro-... 1193024930
Reposted by OlekNate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 10/04/2024Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being friends right now. 5943183
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 14/03/2024when ai learns to post on home improvement forums ten years ago, we will lose all intelligible information on the internet 000
Olek @kelo.bsky.social · 28/02/2024every time i get the bavarian cream doughnut and every time i realize i just wanted pudding 000
