Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026a dad bod? you mean a father figure 241366260 1.4K
a human, like you @dying-robot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026gonna start calling it a daddy body because I think it would annoy people 010 1
Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comJake Gyllenhaal's Subtle SmileAlt: Jake Gyllenhaal's Subtle Smile 080 8
Kakistocracy of TERROR! 💀 @crankypacifist.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I have the body of a god.* *(Rubens, Peter Paul. BACCHUS, 1638–1640) 130 3
absinthe makes the heart grow fonder @absintheofcolor.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comExhausted After School or ExamsALT: Exhausted After School or Exams 000 0
Nunov Urbiznez @urbiznez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Me, trying to avoid any sexual implications: An Unc who is Func 020 2
Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This post gives me a "quack! quack! quack! scene from Mighty Ducks" feeling 000 0
~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm sorry morty but apparently you have to fight the dictionary now (also I've got $10 on you to whip the dictionary's ass)Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing… 1301 30
Mike Friedman @mfriedmannola.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Yeah, somehow "I will be your Dad bod put your tiny hand in mine" doesn't have the same ring to it as a lyric. 010 1
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026if this has been done, i am sorry but it came to me in a dream 8581 58
somedonuts @somedonuts.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Same weight as high school. It just migrated… south. 000 0
DJ Crimson @djcrimson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm9K...m.youtube.comJoppaDaGreat - Father Figure *Dad Bod* (official video)YouTube video by JoppaDaGreat _ 010 1
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