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@kellychristine.bsky.social
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Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wowza
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guys how do I stop paying taxes That “US Government commercial” made my pulse race like 10 miles into a half marathon. Holy shit.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, someone’s having fun.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big night for father son outings
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girl bffr
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This pink Mountain Dew is tasty and boy do I hate the chop.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm chatting during Game 1 of Phillies-Braves alongside @benclemens.bsky.social and @dszymborski.fangraphs.com, come join us! www.fangraphs.com/chat/fangrap...
Michael Baumann

2:07 PM
They say baseball is the American pastime, but ball games have been played in the Americas for more than 3,500 years. Today, like the mythical Maya heroes Hunahpu and Xbalanque, we stand on the precipice of Xibalba, the Underworld, the Place of Fright, and present ourselves for divine judgment.
The victors will receive immortality. The defeated will envy the dead. 
Hi, I’m Matt Vasgersian for NBC Sports, alongside C.J. Nitkowski, John Kruk and Joey Votto, and it is our pleasure to welcome you to the concrete Xibalba of unincorporated Cobb County, Georgia, for the National League Wild Card Series.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout out to the super warm Wawa socks that kept me dry and toasty yesterday. Also @mrepcot.bsky.social and I shotgunned our first beers ever in the parking lot, that wasn’t too terrible either.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
All my Phillies fan friends are so mad their team won the game to hold onto their spot in the postseason, what a beautiful city of normal people.
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 27/09/2026
Phillies fans today
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lovullo shouldn’t get fired, but he might. Arizona needs to clean up their front office. So does Philadelphia.
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stef @crickwooder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did...did they GO with this plan?
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
male supremacy is a disease
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Targeted advertising at its finest
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got so many jimmies at the stand I surely made back the hundreds or probably thousands of dollars I’ve given the Phillies this year.
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lucille Bluth saying “It’s just one win, Michael. What could it take, 5 games?” in the banana $10 scene of Arrested Development
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Surprised nothing was done for Bill Giles tonight.
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Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Creepy quiet.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids asked the usher if they could move to the front row or if there was “a surcharge” Usher said “I wouldn’t have paid whatever you did to watch this crap” The Phillies!
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For fan appreciation day tomorrow the Phillies are going to just punch each fan in the face on the way in.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could be watching Harry on my couch but alas. I chose misery.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This weather feels like October 2008 BUT THE VIBE IS NOT. Send hot chocolate and sports hugs ok?
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It didn’t help that the terrible John Kruk CarShield commercial was replaced with a worse Blake Shelton CarShield commercial. Also tonight was Kruk’s last game of the season. What a whomp
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m irrationally angry right now. Living with a Diamondbacks fan currently isn’t helping.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boner alert
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I watched adult men exclaim with excitement when someone offered them Zyn at the bar last week and I’m still confused.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@nomadpdx.bsky.social hi sis. How am I supposed to feel about Heret*c Coffee?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought this dude was dropping of the Sheeran tour too
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@themeparkjosh.bsky.social @amdeeeeeee.bsky.social bless.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Schwarbomb as I turn on DWTS? Feels like a vibe.
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schmenk-bsky @schmenk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When Derek Hill hit that dramatic grand slam on August 3rd, it ended a 162-game drought without one for the #Phillies, their longest such drought in 28 years. They've now hit 2 more since then for 3 total in 34 games, something they hadn't done since July of 2021. __ @thegoodphight.bsky.social
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I booed and heckled someone who tried to start an Eagles chant after the grand slam last night. No regrets.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Someone will start an Eagles chant in the middle of the Christmas story.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Big Dom is doing ads for Vivint. What a world.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can someone write about shrinkflation but focus on ridiculous things like ice cream helmets?
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Firkin Friday, beer is so good. Lot K forever.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anyone know what the deal is with these rails in the back of 107? Are they SRO? Is it a meal deal package seat?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Matt @whatsupspence.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Prince Magneto was right.” I’d buy this in a millisecond l.
Picture of a custom Prince and Magneto mash-up action figure. “Me and my friends against you and the Avengers.”
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DBacks radio announcers spend more time calling out opposing teams’ signs more than anyone else I’ve ever heard.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Is Bryce Harper wearing a shark tooth necklace?
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
All I wanted for my birthday was to see the Phillies. …..I did it? Bonus: Dan Baker in park audio.
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Robin Carpenter is looking great!!
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wow, the Phillies!
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KC @kellychristine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy birthday only to @loctastic.bsky.social as he is 50 today.
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