Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comWayne's World Character Drinks PepsiALT: Wayne's World Character Drinks Pepsi 151
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barbed steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a fucking lute. 001
Reposted by Keith Campbelle.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h... 412766431
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Support journalism. Holy shit this is excellent. 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellSam Benc 🐟 @nonvieta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh yeah, right in the vein please 225086
Reposted by Keith CampbellClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t 159451802
Reposted by Keith CampbellJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7253894811274
Reposted by Keith CampbellJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton had talent and vision and humor and money and did good with all four. Very, very few people in history can say the same. 128245
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ma spit these rhymes about proper debate! With thinly veiled allegory of how my dad’s great! (With apologies to @worstpossible.world) 0306
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Two things can be true. 1) Farage has been the figurehead of a destructive movement in the UK and 2) on the individual level he is a profoundly silly man. Cmon Grauniad 011
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Tom, the Republican Party has spent the entirety of my lifetime calling anyone to the left of Nixon a Communist. At some point the Democratic Party needs to actually fight these ghouls. 000
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Oh all the sudden we’re not voting blue no matter who? 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/202640 years ago, it was so common for men to have a beautiful house with a beautiful wife that he would frequently confuse them for another’s. Sometimes they wouldn’t even know how they had arrived at said location in a large automobile. Now the days have gone by and men struggle to achieve either. 341773219
Reposted by Keith CampbellDamon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 21/07/2026Every now and then, it’s worth saying what ought to be obvious: trans people have always existed, and will exist as long as humans do. They’ve not done anything wrong by wanting their existence recognised, supported, and celebrated. The transformation of their existence into “an issue” is evil. 151102319
Reposted by Keith CampbellChris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct. 2107532055
Reposted by Keith CampbellMaxjes @maxjes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I need people to understand that “Don‘t speak ill of the dead“ really means ”don’t be a gossip or actively cause a scene at the funeral of your shitty family member” and not much else. 240532
Reposted by Keith Campbellwoke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“he worked for Blackwater” was the most information anyone ever needed to know what that dude was about 171560260
Reposted by Keith CampbellDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Don't want to speak ill of the dead, so getting this Mitch McConnell take out now. He saw Trump with complete clarity, as a danger to America, but protected him anyway. Perhaps more than anyone, he had the power to end Trumpism, but chose party over country. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/jan-6-and-... 42795112547
Reposted by Keith CampbellRabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Fuck every single Democrat that has ever been willing to compromise on trans dignity, rights and humanity. I hope you assholes are pleased with yourselves. I don’t know if you could’ve prevented this moment, but you should’ve been fighting every step of the way. 131760515
Reposted by Keith CampbellBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers. 10477541946
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Your regular reminder that getting rich off anything isn’t a marker of intelligence. Just a marker of ability to access capital. 000
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Getting in some morning meditation (b/w listen to @bloodwork.show) 000
Reposted by Keith Campbell🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This is why i actually believe that line about how there's nothing wrong with the US that can't be fixed by what is right about the US 418429
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Yeah fuck this guy. No abusers no nazis no matter the party. 000
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Joining Charles Barkley in a hearty “fuck you” to homophobes and transphobes. 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026my main thought on Pride month, as someone who should basically be neither seen nor heard from on it, is that I have seen many times firsthand the raw deal that trans people get in media and publishing, and it needs to be everyone's job to fix that. It's real, material, and unacceptable 2618135
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Whole middle row and coffee. Taking the five bucks and chilling out. 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellAlbert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026daaaamn london 116176674691
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social found: a post entering more evidence to back your thesis 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The real TDS is these red hat wockaflockas with TRANS Derangement Syndrome. These folks ain't doin' shit to you. Let them be who they wanna be. 18762123
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Came across my oldest’s homework and was reminded of a somewhat more innocent time in social media history: 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellLouis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This statement is meant to be left-punching, but notice that the most popular left-wing candidates (Bernie, Mamdani, AOC) are superb at plain-spokenness, and it is the moderate wing that usually offers language that has been optimized and focus-grouped to death 52915546
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Remaking Saturday Night Fever as a psychological thriller Panic at the Disco 020
Reposted by Keith CampbellGravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Being a cyclist is terrifying because you'll ride by a long line of stopped cars, peer into each car, and see everyone playing on their phones. Then you have to hope they'll get off their phones and not run you over. 134441
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Jensen Huang is just Lyle Lanley with no hat. 181
Reposted by Keith CampbellBundist|Reconstruction 2|UltraDavid @ultradavid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The article briefly mentions it, but personally I don't care what Lud's status was. Every post about his situation has wriggling weirdos underneath asking about it & I reject the xenophobic premise of their question. Immigrants are a positive good and Lud should be celebrated, safe, & protected 12557246
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Bringing a dog to the AI panel so it can pull away the curtain to reveal the venture capitalist speaking for “Faith Popcorn” 000
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I need every single fucking Congressional Democrat to watch this on a loop. This is the BARE MINIMUM of how you should be fighting. 010
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social this is what you refused to whip against by the way. You and @schumer.senate.gov will go down in history lower than Neville Chamberlain. 000
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Dumbass Gilded Age theory remains undefeated. 000
Reposted by Keith CampbellG. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 04/01/2026You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor. 6877312338
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. 130
Keith Campbell @keithcampbell.bsky.social · 06/12/2025media.tenor.coma blurry picture of a soccer player with a play sports logo in the cornerALT: a blurry picture of a soccer player with a play sports logo in the corner 000
