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Becky Hopkins

@beckyhop13.bsky.social
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Artist, nerd, animal welfare supporter, someone with a cult hyperfixation. 36, she/her, bi, ADHD. I am open for commissions! becky-hopkins.com beckyhop.carrd.co ko-fi.com/beckyhop

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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 1h
The Fry Kids were apparently originally designed as creatures who steal fries...but they're also supposed to look like them? Are they eating themselves?
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Veeloxxy Bites @the-episiarch.bsky.social · 2h
Wild Love is a really fun book that talks about the sex lives of various animals through BL stories. The ways that author used BL tropes to show the lives of these animals are really clever. If you're a zoology nerd, you should definitely check this out, it's entertaining and educational. 🧪
The omnibus edition of Wild Love: A BL Guide to the Animal Kingdom
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 2h
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Spongebob: I Neeeed It!
Alt: SpongeBob SquarePants shouting "I NEEEEEEEED IT!"
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Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna focus on working on the annual charity stream for now, but I’ve also got bills incoming so I’ll re-share this. Recurring goal’s at $56/100, every time that goal’s hit y’all get three hours of bonus game stream!
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
i just think if u are starting to find jewish conspiracy theories more persuasive while spending a lot of your time on a website owned by an antisemite who controls your algorithm you may not have arrived at those beliefs independently
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🐧Sam Duvall🐧 @pachi3k.bsky.social · 6h
Coming soon
The Digimon logo but it's Angela Anaconda
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 6h
real talk, this post is how i simultaneously learned that they were married (to which my reaction was "oh, that tracks") and that she was divorcing him (to which my reaction was "oh, that tracks")
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 20h
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 9h
Can't believe it took closer to the end of my trip in Florida to see a lizard scurrying around, I used to remember seeing lizards everywhere in this state!
A lizard, most likely some variety of skink
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10h
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Lynne! the Frog (Comms Open) @lynnearts.bsky.social · 14h
Keeping it in one post.
When I was little, I had my heart set on owning a rat terrier and, after some searching, my parents found a kennel that had one.

Her name was Cookie and the worker warned she didn’t like little boys but we bonded instantly. She never cared for my younger brothers.

It’d be decades before I realized the significance.
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 16h
i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance
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Let Them Wrestle @letthemwrestle.bsky.social · 23h
tony schiavone is having a great time in france #AEWGrandSlam #AEWDynamite (photo from @voxcatch.fr on twitter)
tony schiavone wearing mercedes mone's red beret at commentary next to excalibur and nigel mcguinness 

https://x.com/voxcatch/status/2107524015866651066?t=7AbCrX0GuM-z4rzK4_DJRQ
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A Meatwad on Elm Street @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my boss waiting for me at my cubicle after I told him for the 5th time I’d have that report ready “by COB today I just need to tweak a few things”
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Katy @heykatydid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GOD DAMMIT I'M LAUGHING AND CRYING AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
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Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is what a dog thinks of when a Pup Cup is mentioned.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heading over to Honeybaked, does anyone need a cup of ham
Ham Protein Cup. It’s a cup of ham
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Arc d'Okada is just the regular Arc d'Triomphe but with the word "BITCH" on top in big stone letters
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026
you're telling me this is how you built the city
just a silly photoshop of a slab with a city on it and it's up on top of a massive rock and a massive roll, like a bolder and some bread
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Your World. Your Merch. Our Money store.theonion.com/products/baby-sh…
'Baby Shits Their Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night' Onesie
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another beautiful glass plate negative from the parasol shoot. No date/info.
black and white photo of a shorthaired grey tuxedo cat crouched on top of something covered in a white blanket outside in the sunshine. A white parasol is positioned behind it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-…
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gonna hand this to the South: it's a lot easier for me to get a bowl of perfectly cooked grits down here.
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Element★ @elementpnw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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VeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A man so universally admired and beloved that his own second wife AI-genned his eulogy, fitting.
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e-mart @emarten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vic Bergers super cut is Jim Bakker is sublime youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY?...
youtu.be
THE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKER
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His giant survival slop buckets did not save him after all :( www.tmz.com/2026/10/05/t...
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Televangelist Jim Bakker Dies at 86
Jim Bakker, the televangelist who built a Christian television empire with his former wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, has died.
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My non-Midwestern bro @rosenthorne.bsky.social sent this to me while I'm currently miles away from my little vintage-style Menards bucket I like to put candy in and I feel called out
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RIP bozo, ya embezzling sex pest fraudster. May your afterlife involve scalding hot buckets of shitty queso. youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 06/10/2026
Fuck this man for swindling my mother out of a significant amount of our family finances at a time we couldn't afford it, using her faith against her. Fuck him forever, and I'm glad he's dead.
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Desperado D. Mayor @desperado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a tip, if anyone ever says anything like "nice opinion, did a Youtuber give it to you?" it means they can't refute anything you're saying and just want to make you mad for disagreeing with them.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even as a high schooler watching the 1987 TV movie about Watson and Crick back in Biology class, I knew Rosalind Franklin was robbed, and history continues to validate me.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Remi @thesmartbluebox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May I offer you a supportive Phoenix Wright in these trying times? #AceAttorney #Art
A digital drawing of Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. He's pointing at the camera and smiling, there's a text bubble that says "I believe in you!"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
¿ Wolf Nanaki • @wolfnan... ' 21h
One surreal thing about the Malfoid trend: people are constantly claiming trans people are groomers coming after your kids, yet now they're perfectly fine drawing sexual art of a teenager just because he's been turned into a girl. Make it make sense.
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the Mouth of Madness, Sam Neill is the only human.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never played Silent Hill 3 award. Got opinion from a /v/ screenshot award.
Rock Solid
@ShitpostRock
Still running the "Silent Hill 3 is about abortion" gag in 2026
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That's a cute opinion.
Did a YouTuber give it to you?
AestheticGamer aka Dusk Golem @A... ' 3d
Silent Hill has always been woke, get over it.
It's literally a series whoses first four games include how religion objectifies women & does fucked up things to kids behind closed doors, f...
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Janine from The Real Ghostbusters got redesigned in the 80s because some literally-who consultant group thought her angular glasses were too scary for kids. In a show about fighting ghosts. Suits don't know what kids want.
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Janine Melnitz: Bubblegum Burst in The Real Ghostbusters
Alt: Janine Melnitz in the first couple seasons of the Real Ghostbusters
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Hey RCS, where do the best and worst commercial screens come from?" Glad you asked! The best come from 80s independent TV stations, no contest. They got all the weird stuff. The worst come from 90s CBS daytime and Sunday afternoon fishing shows. NASCAR and golf tourneys are up (down?) there too.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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snakey @snakeycake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my brother and his friend urged me to buy this ugly lord farquaad lookin ass bootleg pomni i found at a random fair stall and i named her pimbus and i'm obsessed with her
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Becky Hopkins @beckyhop13.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had a dream during a recent nap where I hosted a talk show where the entire gimmick was that me and my guests would sit on the Utena/Anthy 69 bed the entire time
The bed from the Apocalypse arc of Revolutionary Girl Utena where Anthy and Utena are sleeping in semicircle-shaped beds facing each other
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spood month, know your spoods #arachtober #InvertebrateShitposting
a doodle in four parts.

top left is a doodle of a jumping spider with massive adorable eyes. text says, a spood.

top right is the butt of a spider that has run off screen. text says, a spood doin' a scoot.

bottom left, a pair of spiders stacked on top of one another, hugging. text says, two spoods doin' a spoon.

bottom right, a spider covered in cloth like a sheet ghost, with speech bubble saying insect populations are experiencing a sharp decline, threatening every part of their food chain, including birbs, spoods, and the agricultural produce they pollinate. the text says a spood doin' a spook.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Mathew Buck @filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well, I guess I don't have to see Chris Rock's new film this week, so thanks, Chris.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite neighborhood hardware store with the craggy but amiable old guys who know EVERYTHING is losing its lease and I’m afraid the space will become another Wells Fargo branch or Chick-fil-A. RETVRN but for good stuff.
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