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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ocean Shores? More like Ocean SNORES AMIRITE

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Kid, I've got store brand loyalty cards older than you.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Going on an ADVENTURE to Ocean Shores next weekend.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It is September now. My favorite time of year draws nigh. While autumn doesn't actually begin in for another 21 days, the whole month of September is autumn in my heart.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I do not remember why or when I drew this but I stumbled on it and it made me laugh.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

There's a movie coming out about the 1381 peasants revolt in England. The trailers look very brown and gray and like it doesn't at all understand the events it is attempting to portray.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Y'all, I am about done with the whole-ass internet. Strongly considering going full "luddite" and ditching all tech more complicated than a mortar and pestle.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Google is utterly useless for any kind of research these days. I just want 12th century place names from Anjou. I already know there's a pear named Anjou. Please. Im dying here.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pope Boniface VIII? More like Pope BONER FACE AMIRITE

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I have discovered a new place to buy natural pigments and my post-payday wallet is already crying.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I don't WANT to be ar work. I WANT to be at my work bench mixing gouache. D:

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Avo @corktoofs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

this is @grimmycoyote.bsky.social

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Its been dead at work today so I've mostly been reading/taking notes from the ole Old French book and my eyes/brain are dead. How do you smart, educated people do it?

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I should have been born in England in the late 19th century so I could be a wispy haired medievalist with patches on my jacket elbows and like, 6 dead languages.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Its interesting tho. There's enough vocab and grammatical similarity to modern french that I can already translate some basic little phrases. The word order can be a lot more loose tho. Because noun forms change. So that's challenging.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I had forgotten how fucked up French declension was. Now add 700 years of distance to it. *Dead*

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Me: *exists* My brain: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO WE NEED TO MAKE OUR OWN GOUACHE AND DID YOU SEE THAT GUY MAKING PARCHMENT ON YOUTUBE WE COULD DO THAT WHY AREN'T WE MAKING OWN INK LET'S GET A TAILOR'S HAM AND...

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gonna start cursing like a 12th century person. No more "fuck" or "shit". God's balls! To the devil! Mother Mary's tits, man!

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The library books came in yesterday. The local branch is SUPER close to my house too.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The hermetic urge is very strong. May disappear into the woods and become moss.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The year is 1308. It is February 25 in front of Westminster Abbey and Edward of Carnarfon is processing to his coronation as king of England. "My Lorde King! I loveþ þee! My Lorde Edward! Þou art passing hotte!" I scream, throwing my braies at him. They hit Piers Gaveston in the face.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Fun facts about old French. Apparently it is not pronounced like Modern French (Duh?). All the dropped final consonants and that phlegmy Parisian R are just not a thing. Fun.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ah sometimes I like living in a big city. The Seattle library has like 6 books Ive been looking to buy for AGES but either couldn't find or were too expensive. Putting on hold and picking up at the local branch near my house. XD

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Got my library card in the Seattle library system. First time I've had a library card in AGES. The last time I had a library card there were still card catalogs and physical cards.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Ignorant chodelord is my new electropunk band.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This audio book set in the 1100's: ...The Duchy of Lancaster... Me: THE DUCHY OF LANCASTER WASN'T CREATED UNTIL THE 1350'S YOU IGNORANT CHODELORD THERE WEREN'T ANY DUKES IN ENGLAND UNTIL 1337 FOR FUCK'S SAKE 12 SECONDS OF RESEA... Obviously I am no longer listening to the book.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

13th century upper class tastes. 6th century thrall budget.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Thinking about getting a pottery wheel because what I REALLY NEED is another hobby.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Who wants to buy me 4 meters of this wool brocade for $200 a meter? *Dead*

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Before I die I want to go to Pennsic. Used to day dream about it back in the day.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I dont WANNA go to work thus morning. UGH

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

No matter how hard I try to draw in an "authentic" medieval style you can still see my modernity coming through in things like how I construct the fluff and the limbs on those murder bunnies.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bunny with a Dane axe Bunny with a Dane axe Bunny with a Dane axe

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

French kings are all Louisdae and Phillipae. English kings are all Edwards, Henries and Georges.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Fine I'll start my OWN knightly order. With blackjack. And hookers." - Jean II, the Good, of France, 1351.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Today I get to play boss and yell at an operator for not mantaining the drill after drilling a bunch of tape bound books. The bits are all gummed up with glue and paper. SIGH

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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Frens #deer 🦌

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Thinkin about the time I was walking around downtown in my utilikilt and this cute kilted (trad not utili) couple wolf whistled me and complimented my kilt.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"I think I've figured out why my British coworker doesn't like me", he said, loudly singing along with Irish rebel songs.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Strike up a conversation with a cute guy on Sniffies. Its going well. He sees my collar in one of my photos and asks me about it. I explain the context (I am collared by someone its a symbol of our relationship type thing) and he immediately disappears. Story of my life.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Y'all, last night I had a dream I was making historically accurate monastery porn. "Naughty Twink Monk spanked over the Abbot's knee. Late for vespers again!"

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Alexa, make a rock so heavy god can't lift it

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Alexa, play the billion names of god and unmake the universe.

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Canis Latranscendental @grimmycoyote.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Alexa, change living room lights to the color from outerspace.

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Gabriel Hislla - art @hislla.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2027

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