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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

just started snorting a mixture of coke and meth this afternoon and I couldn't be more proud to announce my around-the-globe running tour

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had a blast of coffee and a whole bunch of weed on Friday night and, in between city building, did a bunch of sit-down EDM dancing... and it's my sweetie's bday so, yes, it's been a good weekend

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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This guy got people from around the world to teach him their favourite dance moves. 📹Ed People

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ah, it's those few days of the year in the City where it's no shirt/no pants weather, even into the darkening evening lovely day for my sweetie's bday... happy happy joy joy

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Rick Paisano @sicilianrick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Best. Response. Ever.

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Schmitt: "Did you produce an entire discography of iconic gothy new wave music? I'm guessing you don't know we have the records." Smith:

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Not many people know that the word 'traitor' has a 'that is exactly what I am' in it."

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Pocket News 📰 @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026

Today before Senate.

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

let's see... he rapes little children he rapes grown women he steals everything he can lay his filthy mits on he's a traitor, doing the will of our enemies he's an insurrectionist he's an imbecile he shits his pants in public ...are we waiting for something?

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

black bey-yuh brown bey-yuh grizzly bey-yuh polar bey-yuh cappy bey-yuh

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

successfully spent the night (and yesterday afternoon) in Skyline, building subway system..., sleep? ...hhmmm, maybe, unless I can make some kind of pastry manifest... perhaps if I sleep on it, I will be awakened by said pasty life is filled with hope

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I noticed that several cities had Critical Mass bike rides yesterday... which makes me realize I haven't seen a CM ride here in SF recently... are they still going on and just been stealth or have they stopped?

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

been smoking weed for over 50 years now and I'm very disappointed... I was told it was a gateway drug but I'm STILL not a crackhead or junkie

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still find it aberrationally bizarre that apparently none of the idiots Frankensteining the AI have either never seen, or simply failed to comprehend, The Forbin Project, Terminator, 2001, or even The Sorcerer's Apprentice

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

remember: it is now apparently illegal to say that fire is hot and water is wet

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

become enlightened it's already within you it's what they are working so hard to keep from happening

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the big question this November... will blue turnout be enough to beat the cheat, because you know they've started moving against us

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my stripper name is Belvita McGrue which is only one of many reasons I have no business being a stripper

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok, been doomscrolling all day going to do something a little more productive and doomtube for the rest of the evening

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

monkeys with jet engines for brains

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the world is full of shit and if I can't be proud of my shit-eating grin, then I'm up shit creek without a spoon

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Did widdle puddums get ear-hurty from the scary zoom-zooms?"

the orange shit cringing like a little bitch as a jet flies overhead and his two soulless chicks, Natalie and Malignia, looking on from behind

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

...and who'd have thought Melloni would be holding the high moral ground today?

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

well I'm pretty much boring vanilla BUT, after Tommy Potatotown's rant about furries, I almost want to go get a really nice tiger costume (maybe a leopard) and take a plane ride

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't understand it: I keep getting blocked but all I'm doing is being an insufferable asshole

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

oh yum... only a frozen but spiked with lots of garlic and extra cheddar

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

when I write, I do not pander to the LCD (lowest common denominator), I aim for the HFD (highest functional denominator), and do I do not apologize for it

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

big plans for the day... about to take a nice long nap and then eat a pizza, maybe even play Skyline... because sometimes you don't take no for an answer

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Surfing the Blue Wave @trumpbgone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Don't tread on me MAGA

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Zomney Domnitz @zomneydomnitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

AI should have to solve climate change first.

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

by the way, shin Sekiwaki Fujinokawa is officially kicking ass this basho #osumo

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

so pumped-up precious Pete now gets to "inspect" the testicles of all his super duper macho he-boy soldier studs... it's perfectly normal

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

so, if we stop looking at and listening to the orange shit, that'll make him dry up and disappear, right?

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

it is totally uncool to attack Ed Sheeran for being ginger... attack him for being a cunt

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sheeran (v): 1 - to massively misread the zeitgeist; 2 - to shoot a huge hole in the bottom of your own liferaft

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I signed up for a psychedelic drug use study but wasn't allowed to participate because I was displaying obvious therapy-seeking behavior

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we repeat, the ICE determent centers are NOT becoming death camps in unrelated news, McRibs are back (Soilent BBQ Sauce)

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm betting all my money on Polymarket that I'll lose all my money betting on Polymarket

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

hark! I grow faint from mild desire

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

sometimes being stupid is hard work but, for the most part, it comes naturally

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't know but that doesn't keep me from having strong opinions about it

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

crikey... ok, the first draft of my fifteenth novel is officially done... a touch over 120,000 words, pretty much an average length for mine... going to play Skyline for a few days now before going back to start rewrite cycle

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

news every day: ridiculous buffoon says incredibly stupid shit while stealing billions of dollars and colluding with our nation's enemies after having lived a life of debauchery that included raping little children, mostly little girls...

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

movie Myth Of Man (2025), by Jamin Winans unapologetically weird and openly symbolic, cool looking, full of feels, no dialogue

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I know it's wrong enjoying some of this, more of that shady freud stuff

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Sam Uzi @realsamuzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

sometimes remembering that I've forgotten way more brilliant ideas than I've ever uttered or put in writing is the only thing that keeps me going... that and, of course, pizza

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