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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nooo. Don't be mean to Chat Bee Beep bee
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's nice to see a publication finally get into the fact that he uses his podcast to rehabilitate (and flat out deny the crimes of!) men who abuse women and children.
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Somebody needs to do something." Marimar Martinez's attorneys insist they have the evidence to charge Border Patrol agent Charles Exum with wrongdoing in her October 2025 shooting in Chicago. From @chicago.suntimes.com on her new lawsuit: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com
Chicago woman shot by Border Patrol sues feds — and keeps pushing for criminal charges
Marimar Martinez was labeled a "domestic terrorist" and criminally charged after she was shot by agent Charles Exum last year. Since her exoneration, she has fought the Trump administration's aggressi...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He should save some of that because not having subsidies ever again might be a rainy day problem
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In ten years, with universal healthcare, we're going to all have to pretend that Trump wearing a walking gastro-robot ass was totally normal
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That copilot ad is gross and represents the most obvious problem with it's existence, just an idea stealing machine
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only other option for cable cutters now is cable which is somehow also a cable cutter option. We have regional duoloplies on broadcast, comms, insurance and power. Welcome to the free market Republicans promised. Fee to look at bill.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could happen today...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So much fun! Like reverse origami in space. And a nice pro-union message to boot.
Cover image for Hardspace Shipbreaker, a profile image of an astronaut with a gold reflective visor showing a fellow worker cutting a space ship segment, the background shows the horizon of a planet
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could happen today...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cubs shock the Brewers, first ever Cross-Town series
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giant business baby visits Medinah golf course, fucks up afternoon traffic and flight patterns
chicago.suntimes.com
15 planes violated temporary flight restriction in 'highly anomalous' spike during Trump's Medinah visit
The North American Aerospace Defense Command, or NORAD, told the Chicago Sun-Times the violations marked a "highly anomalous and significant spike for a single weekend."
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure if the reply is still up somewhere, I can't find it- but the gist of it was that Megan's dumb tweets were extremely funny if you sang them in Tom Wait's voice
Old Twitter post:
@asymmetricinfo
I also had nearby parents from whom I could always cadge a meal when the grouch bag got really low.

On the other hand, there was no such thing as income-based repayment back then; I had to pay $1k a month whether I could afford it or not.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2023
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had a joke to make about the power putty infomercial guy, but started laughing loudly in public about the second hit on my power putty image search
Power Putty infomercial, a man in a black polo shirt holds up a container of the product, text reads POWER PUTTY HAS MULTIPLE WAS TO FIXA putty patroller featured in the show Power Rangers, person in a gray jumpsuit and mask with a grumpy alien look
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
3 in Three Total Distortion Two games from my childhood that weren't really designed for me
Cover art for Total Distortion MUSIC VIDEO ADVENTURE GAME

Rendered image of a man with a red high top haircut facing forward with a skewed grin, a robot demon with a guitar emerges from the corner3 in Three by Cliff Johnson (splash page for game)
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft is in the news, everyone needs to recall that Putin took one of his Superbowl rings and Kraft pretended it was a gift to avoid looking like a dumb baby that got robbed
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we please stop doing this? I made a comic about it and everything!
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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brittney @spookshowvideo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
okay but album rules; and to think i wouldn't know about it of they didn't do 9/11
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why am I not hearing cries for the Democrats to deplatform and denounce this guy
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The government and media bring out the 9/11 decorations earlier and earlier each year
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You can't quit me, I'M FIRED!
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Even if you never get your hair cut at sports clips, you should go in there and tip them, they have to listen to more Pat Mcafee than humanly tolerable
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Benny Johnson is in the news so I have to post this and remind everyone that Benny was born in Iowa, graduated in 2009 from ISU then worked aboard for two years. That's all it took to get THIS Ted Talk. youtu.be/hhxShMjw6Xg?...
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Find your inner scientist: Benny Johnson at TEDxUIowa
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sorry officers, I asked for a soda cup and this dear, innocent worker accidentally gave me a water cup, you fools, lmao you absolute clown babies
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
idk why do 60 year olds with erectile dysfunction like reading the same article over and over
atlantic article screen cap: WHY DO RICH KIDS LOVE SOCIALISM?
By Tyler Austin Harper
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
donald trump has died
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
When people ask how the FCC could be remade with teeth, every one of these numbers would be traced back to an LLC racket and the owner would be frogwalked out of their homes the following day. This shit would go away overnight.
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Hands
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I used to marvel at the 'tv too high' debacles on reddit, but at this point, I'm just glad some intrepid people have targeted the wealthy. This TV will severely injure the necks of anyone who gaze upon it for more than three minutes.
A post from r/tvtoohigh featuring a $5k TV being mounted like 20 feet above couch eye level

The heading reads "Nightmare Recorded"
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rome Odunze being asked about his Bob Ross schedule promo during a live game is all I care about now
A bear (costumed mascot) and Rome Odunze dressed as Bob Ross in the process of painting. Promotional still from the bears schedule announcement.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2K sports mentioned on an NFL broadcast for the first time in 2 decades, welcome to 2007
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
One of the many things the pearl-clutchers don’t understand is that saying these things out loud forces vultures like Wolff — who was definitely sitting on this until his next book — to start vomiting up what they know.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I found a reddit thread that I think is an AI marketing scheme related to Palmer Luckey's Analogue 3D - an unlicensed clean-room design Nintendo 64 I don't give a shit about the product, summercart has been around forever, but it's fascinating that the shill is so blatant
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
That one guy punching with 10 Dexterity, but level 1 Power
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Makes sense considering a lot of R&D for this probably occurred when people had trouble tasting and smelling things
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Rare to see an anchor dog walk themselves into a corner so badly that the producer has to cut to commercial out of desperation
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
404media.co
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.
data4democracy.substack.com
Hook and Squeeze
How Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
youtu.be
Trump Ass
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seen a handful of these lately and I want to mention the one game that did finally click with me after a third attempt. Outer Wilds. It felt kind of like a banjo kazooie platformer the first two times I tried. The third time, I got the launch codes. I felt like I was rediscovering Majora's Mask.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Warren Zevon, with speech bubble pointing to quoted post
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Making a thread of disabled artists because a lot of AI "artists" use disabilities as a defense for using the theft machine and are really quick to call you ableist for calling out that bullshit You dont need to be of able body and or mind to create.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
are you offended, jon
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Gus from Alley Cats is talking to Jon Arbuckle.
Gus: This ain’t Garfield Jon, you fackin’ cunt”

Panel 2:
Gus: Ooh are you offended? You curly headed twat

Panel 3:
Gus: Too EDGY for ya?

Panel 4:
Jon (leaning in) I drank dog semen
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