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Karate Dentist

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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 2h
ugh is no one going to bring attention to her weird little white ghoulie? *sees second image* ugh now there's more
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Common Dreams @commondreams.org · 5h
After another shooting and the raid on Ilhan Omar's home, Rep. Delia Ramirez says abolishing ICE isn't enough. She has introduced a bill to "dismantle" the entire Department of Homeland Security.
commondreams.org
After Raid of Ilhan Omar's Home and Latest Deadly Shooting, Delia Ramirez Plans Bill to 'Dismantle' DHS
"For 23 years, since its inception, DHS has been utilized by the government to target and persecute those they consider the public enemy," Ramirez said.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
josh buutz
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lindsay Graham GoTo the Polls!
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Using the annual computational power of an air traffic control tower just to miss the plot about about domestic abuse and addiction
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sky offense, pick six prevent?
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nooo. Don't be mean to Chat Bee Beep bee
Image of garden sprayer blasting into a server box

Text reads: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU 💦 LGERGGU 💦💦 GERGUR 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Wichita falls so falls Wichita Falls
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's nice to see a publication finally get into the fact that he uses his podcast to rehabilitate (and flat out deny the crimes of!) men who abuse women and children.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
First of all 'sir' are you wearing a gross old man disguise? It says here that you're 38?
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let's do the fuckin news!
Image of Joe Keery in the movie Spree, a younger man in a blue long sleeved shirt engages with a camera he has set up in a rideshare he's drivingJake Gyllenhall in Nightstalker, a man in a pink shirt stares intensely out the window of a car
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Somebody needs to do something." Marimar Martinez's attorneys insist they have the evidence to charge Border Patrol agent Charles Exum with wrongdoing in her October 2025 shooting in Chicago. From @chicago.suntimes.com on her new lawsuit: chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
chicago.suntimes.com
Chicago woman shot by Border Patrol sues feds — and keeps pushing for criminal charges
Marimar Martinez was labeled a "domestic terrorist" and criminally charged after she was shot by agent Charles Exum last year. Since her exoneration, she has fought the Trump administration's aggressi...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guessing this was about skeet Davidson?
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He should save some of that because not having subsidies ever again might be a rainy day problem
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In ten years, with universal healthcare, we're going to all have to pretend that Trump wearing a walking gastro-robot ass was totally normal
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The alt text was actually a lot of fun to write out
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sassiest cauldron I ever did see
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bees also hate church bells
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This man enjoys eating - like no way is he going halfsies on a toddler-sized glizzy just to sell a disguise
Superman comic panel featuring Lois Lane and Clark Kent eating a very large large hotdog

The Text Reads:
Then, as Lois and Clark Share a Neptunian Hot Dog...

Lois: Yummy! This hot dog is like a meal in itself! Like nothing I ever tasted before! How do they DO it Clark? How do they create such original snacks?

Clark (aside/thinking): If Lois only knew that these strange foods probably DO come from other worlds!

(Sign reads: Neptunian Hot Dogs! The world's biggest frankfurters! The Mustard is inside!
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That copilot ad is gross and represents the most obvious problem with it's existence, just an idea stealing machine
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only other option for cable cutters now is cable which is somehow also a cable cutter option. We have regional duoloplies on broadcast, comms, insurance and power. Welcome to the free market Republicans promised. Fee to look at bill.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every popular conservative anecdote can be backed into a corner by simply asking 'and then what happened?'
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could happen today...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Half a dozen Costco panko chicken nuggets or a breaded chicken patty over calrose rice, then smother with this exact curry. Makes $5 of store bought ingredients taste like $1000, billionaires will NEVER know how good broke ass katsu can be.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So much fun! Like reverse origami in space. And a nice pro-union message to boot.
Cover image for Hardspace Shipbreaker, a profile image of an astronaut with a gold reflective visor showing a fellow worker cutting a space ship segment, the background shows the horizon of a planet
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My high ass read this as a machine that turns weed into weed
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It could happen today...
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cubs shock the Brewers, first ever Cross-Town series
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Science teacher, Marky Mark
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WSJ wants their audience to know it's an epidemic of spoiled millennials with participation trophies and not I hate my racist/misogynist Republican parents
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giant business baby visits Medinah golf course, fucks up afternoon traffic and flight patterns
chicago.suntimes.com
15 planes violated temporary flight restriction in 'highly anomalous' spike during Trump's Medinah visit
The North American Aerospace Defense Command, or NORAD, told the Chicago Sun-Times the violations marked a "highly anomalous and significant spike for a single weekend."
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gassin this up
Crucified Minion meme, a smiley face has been pasted over the Jesus minion, above his head an impact font reads NO ONE CARES
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would actually love it if the back of my refrigerator was wallpapered with a stock photo of a sizzler salad buffet
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not sure if the reply is still up somewhere, I can't find it- but the gist of it was that Megan's dumb tweets were extremely funny if you sang them in Tom Wait's voice
Old Twitter post:
@asymmetricinfo
I also had nearby parents from whom I could always cadge a meal when the grouch bag got really low.

On the other hand, there was no such thing as income-based repayment back then; I had to pay $1k a month whether I could afford it or not.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exposed to the surface of the sun
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let them fold in Team 17 and we got a stew going
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would fill this with Curaçao and Bacardi 151 and make everyone ride a neon blue Lamborghini to hell with me
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This story is so funny, she's going to be sued over Carolinas homewrecker law
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hard to tell if this was featured on VH1s Remember the 80s or on MTVs Room Raiders
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now I'm looking up Japanese Rockabilly stuff again and realizing my high school zoot suit shit aesthetic was closer to cool than I am now
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
US already totally used one of their platforms to commit crimes in Venezuela and Iran - these sweaty freaks know they're responsible for this under any future administration. Their sweatiness is the only thing going to be hyperscaling next year.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not just power cables, the adapter accessories too. I have a Bluetooth adapter for a Nintendo switch, because they shipped the original version with an antenna, but no driver - I was so mad when they announced the functionality
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/12/2023
If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I literally thought this guy was dead, dammit, ugh this is so upsetting
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had a joke to make about the power putty infomercial guy, but started laughing loudly in public about the second hit on my power putty image search
Power Putty infomercial, a man in a black polo shirt holds up a container of the product, text reads POWER PUTTY HAS MULTIPLE WAS TO FIXA putty patroller featured in the show Power Rangers, person in a gray jumpsuit and mask with a grumpy alien look
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I will always admire the fact that he only did that Tokyo drift cameo so he could buy out the Riddick franchise and do whatever he wanted with it
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lmao such a good encapsulation of these rubes
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
STG I'm not body shaming, this man is rich beyond your or my wildest dreams and is banging a really smart GenZ succubus that will likely kill him via misadventure. He doesn't need our sympathies, he chose this path.
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm fuckin sorry that Bitchtits Belichick rolls off the tongue, but it does
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Karate Dentist @karatedentist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have no idea if this was a PR strategy that predated the controversy - but either way I hope this tour disintegrates and everyone continues to focus the blame directly on Kraft and Sheeran for being dumb bitches
Guitar Center contest post for Ed Sheeran backup plan openers, memed image of the guy with Krispy Kreme hat looking smug, entry reads "ED AND GUITASR CENTER COMPLICIT IN GENOCIDE"
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