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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
paranoid schizophrenics have an important place in our society edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/m...
edmontonjournal.com
Victim in Edmonton Corn Maze stabbing tried to recruit accused to Nazi group, trial hears
The victim in a fatal stabbing at the Edmonton Corn Maze was an avowed Nazi who tried to recruit the accused to join a gang shortly before the attack, a judge has heard.
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i refuse to recognise the wild card as a postseason round. it is the taiwan of baseball
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made the point to my coworkers at lunch that the talking popcorn in the cineplex ads who buy butter with scene points to eat popcorn were engaging in cannibalism and they got uncomfortable, i assume because the prospect scared them and not that i was weird for bringing it up
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
imagine being the first guy who did the english vowel shift. they probably roasted his ass in the tavern
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
living in london must kick ass because you can just go to the national theatre and see a play starring some of the greatest actors alive. they actually let you do that in england. it's not illegal
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it doesn't often happen but once in a while there is still good news
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ran into a former coworker on the skytrain and i'm shocked to learn that there are still employers out there that aren't the government mandating being in the office five days a week
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Verena Mischitz @vmischitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ich bin komplett naiv in diese Recherche gegangen...jetzt haben meine Freunde ihre KI-Abos gekündigt 🫡🧠
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Lässt die KI unser Hirn verkümmern? | Studio Q
YouTube video by Quarks
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've been in the hospital so often after starting my nightly twitch stream where i drink water that i've soaked my unwashed socks into that VGH has a dialysis machine reserved just for me
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if i ever get murdered i want it to be by a crazy guy doing their own planning not some slacker who used an AI chatbot in the throes of some psychosis. our cold blooded killers used to put in the effort
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if i were president i would serve xi jinping the alison roman shallot pasta
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
didn't know andrew weaver is running for centrebc ahahahahaha
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
donald trump is the first degrowth president america has ever had and he's exceeding all expectations
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guy who thinks it's emily iowan
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you never see me at the club? well i never see you at the covid-cautious lesbian bar
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
something seriously wrong with this country
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[incredibly awful thing happens] well, seeing as everyone is having a ball engaging in baseless speculation let me join in,
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
[1848 revolutionary trying to get people to vote for the nationalversammlung] instead of reading johann wolfgang von goethe, why not johann wolfgang von goethe the polls
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it is kind of funny that after years of everyone making fun of british people with stereotypes like they say 'some twat's nicked me mobile' it turns out that a twat nicking one's mobile is now the only form of crime that exists over there
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why can't the americans produce their own potash. are they stupid?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
shittiest nabokov novel
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that nyt piece is wild to me but why didn't nikole hannah-jones do entryism in a majority white public school with stellar outcomes rather than trying to make a dogshit, failing school better when it's clear it was a failed plan from the jump
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
poilievre really has that midas touch with his endorsements. knows how to pick em
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Packwatch Ripbozo
ALT: Packwatch Ripbozo
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
conservative party of bc today:
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fish heads by barnes and barnes
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rolling my eyes at the latest ones and tooze episode encouraging listeners to read the new francis fukuyama book ahead of next week's show
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
fantastic cuck chair in the washroom of the magnet
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh yeah what are the chinese gonna do with f35 parts. learn how to build a lousy airplane? www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
politico.com
Hill investigates after F-35 parts diverted to Hong Kong
The incident raises the possibility that top secret weapons technology may have been exposed to a foreign adversary — including China.
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so many bangers on the new slow pulp album
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ahahahahaha lmao
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i hereby surrender to the bishnoi gang. they are simply too powerful
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine dying as a viking soldier and ending up in valhalla (only dudes allowed, sausage fest) instead of folkvangr (run by a hot babe, probably better food)
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
weyes blood bbc proms performance at the royal albert hall is so fucking good
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
everyone in canada is relearning two Ls in cancelled and the U in colour like the bit in war and peace when the russian nobility has to relearn russian instead of speaking french all the time
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hahaha jesus
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lol
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hearing that the swedish colonies of saint barthelemy and new sweden are massively turning out for SD
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
if i lived in toronto i would struggle to decide whether to go to TIFF or the canada investment summit
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jason Bourne Scopes Target in Bourne Identity
ALT: Jason Bourne Scopes Target in Bourne Identity
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
performing gabber music at the grand ole opry
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received all of these checks. They changed my life, and made it possible for me to start the business I'd always dreamed of (AI-generated scam phone calls targeting elderly people). Donald Trump showed up for ME.
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what is it with all these taskmaster ripoff live shows now. who is interested in this nonsense
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i don't know why mathematicians are using chatgpt to work on their math problems. decades ago there was an indian guy who had math proofs come to him in his dreams fully solved
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
cancermaxxing with the mrna vaccine
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i bring a certain Vorbestraft wegen Diebstahls & gefälschtem Abi (Studienplatz erschlichen), Kokainsucht, Pornoproduktionen, später Privatinsolvenz vibe to the party
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michael @michaelleung.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me to alice weidel and her life partner: i wanna see you two scissor
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