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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 6h
Periodic reminder that Gavin Newsom is not on your side. (Unless you're a billionaire.)
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 09/10/2026
For Thiel to maximize his freedom (to do things like spying on us and crushing our journalistic outlets), he must prevent all of *us* from voting, lest we vote to take away those cherished freedoms of his: www.cato-unbound.org/2009/04/13/p...
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The Education of a Libertarian
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A product no one asked for, that no one wants, that doesn't do what it claims, that burns money
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AI Bubble Teetering on the Brink as OpenAI Admits to Massive Financial Failure in Leaked Documents
It turns out that AI demand is significantly lower than expected, as OpenAI shaves $20 billion off its revenue expectations for 2026.
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Crazy thought: What if we all agreed to make our countertops from types of stone that didn't kill the people cutting them? So no more quartz www.jezebel.com/quartz-count...
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You Shouldn't Have to Worry About Killing Laborers When You Remodel Your Kitchen Island
Crazy thought: What if we all agreed to make our countertops from types of stone that didn't kill the people cutting them? So no more quartz.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am sick and tired of seeing this shit. DOGE was not a "missed opportunity," it was an intentional effort by billionaire oligarchs to destroy the federal government's capacity to do good things for the American people.
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 19h
Wrong island iced tea
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@joblessthursday

(image of Philomena Cunk saying the below tweet)

@i_zzzzzz

It's easy to think of Italy as nothing more than spaghetti, garlic bread, and parmesan cheese. But a quick look at their history reveals they invented fascism
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In her statement on the ICE shooting in New York, AOC specifically calls out Target. The congresswoman demands that the mega-corporation stop allowing ICE to stage paramilitary raids from its parking lots. migrantinsider.com/p/aoc-to-tar...
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AOC to Target: Stop Lending Your Bronx Parking Lots to ICE
After federal agents fired into a car with a 5-year-old in the back seat, Ocasio-Cortez names the retailer that lawmakers say gave ICE a place to wait.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 09/10/2026
Chicago should embrace its 'second city' moniker and follow New York's lead on daylighting intersections with nature's oldest traffic-calming technology: boulders. This can be deployed in hours for drastically less money than our concrete bump outs that require a team of 4, and months of planning
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Bike Lane Uprising @bikelaneuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BREAKING: automated ticketing for bike & bus lane violations expands city-wide in Chicago. Passed today.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/10/2026
waymos are driven by the ghosts of people who died in debt
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Greta Garchomp 🇵🇭𓄿 @cvlove.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's some really simple, foundational knowledge about the built environment that should be taught in grade school. For example: parking isn't actually free
Cover of The High Cost of Free Parking by Donald shoup
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they did the thing
an october 11 2025 post from me reading: every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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David Zipper @davidzipper.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Implication: America’s artificially cheap on-street parking causes drivers to cruise in search of an open spot, worsening congestion as well as pollution. inrix.com/parking-scor...
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Mark Sutton @marksuttonbike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hands up if you're still saving £££ by driving as little as possible and riding much more 🙌 www.cyclingelectric.com/in-depth/how...
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/10/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“girl cats are mean” “girl cats are standoffish” “girl cats are —“ my girl cat is constantly trying to put her nose inside my nose so have you considered that it’s a you problem
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Jax (the original) @jacqueline321.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still life or sparkling?
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tom holland would make an interesting dr frank n furter
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OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love the comments: "they're still more dangerous because they're on public streets." Nope, that danger is already encoded in the crash statistics. Similarly, 100x more pedestrians are killed by cars than by ebikes. The fact that you may find them more annoying doesn't change the statistics.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't have enough rage to spare for this smug grifter
Altman on AI: The world should accept some bad things happening
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THE SECRET IS THAT THE PEOPLE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CRAVE CAR-FREE SPACES TO SPEND EVEN AN HOUR OF THEIR OTHERWISE COMPLETELY CAR-DOMINATED LIVES
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can only imagine a driver did this
"No trucks" on grass, appears to be flattened to the ground.
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Balu Puppy @balupuppy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Bicyclist Fatally Struck By Driver In East Garfield Park, Police Say
The 33-year-old man was struck by a car at the intersection of Lake Street and Homan Avenue, making it at least the fifth person killed while riding a bike or scooter this year.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me, to my cat, in a baby voice: as if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off!
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No notes
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lotta people out here bragging about "training models" but why do that when you can model trains
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To carry 50,000 people per hour in each direction, a city needs a 175m wide road for cars. Even if those cars are electric. And then there’s all the parking. OR a city can move A LOT MORE people in a lot less space, with A LOT LESS public money, emissions, pollution, noise etc. Choices. Simple.
Graphic showing a single lane 9 m wide track for metros, a 35 m wide road for buses with four lanes, and a 175 m wide road for cars with seven lanes, making the point that one single track of Metro replaces seven lanes of car traffic. Mobility in cities is about space.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is mamdani the mayor of Richard scarrys busytown or what
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The story of American politics is the story of a C student who cannot help but start big projects the night before they are due. We've seen this coming for decades, but in response, we just made cars bigger and more deadly.
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Gregg Levine @greggjlevine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s too wordy for a bumper sticker or a tattoo—or even a tee shirt—but there should be daily reminders out there. If elected leaders and public health officials won’t do their job, then it’s up to all of us. Vax, mask, mitigate, treat… care.
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
President Evil (2026)
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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.
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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Reminder about "They're here ILLEGALLY" Being undocumented is a civil offense, not a criminal one. That's why they're not entitled to a court-appointed lawyer, why it's "civil detention" not a jail, why it's not in the criminal code, etc. Other civil infractions are things like parking tickets.
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Okay. I'm watching Emily in Paris season 5 and a girl from Chicago would know the MITTEN representing Michigan and and also she's holding it backwards??
Woman and man in a bar. Woman is holding up hand to be shaped like Michigan, but she's holding it backwards. The caption is " so Michigan is shaped like a mitt, right?"
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You have a better chance of going bankrupt than of becoming a millionaire. Wake up!
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a country of delusional people who believe they may one day be rich. The California Wealth Tax has less than 50% support right now. We have to tell the truth about the propagandized voting public. It's incredible.
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at this amazing photo of my son
white cat with orange on his ears standing up and yawning and his fangs are OUT and eyes are narrowed.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to start referring to Claude as "clippy" at work
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petty mayonnaise @kalehummus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything is making my heart hurt
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