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Hamburgler went right back to stealing without even changing out of his prison stripes.

Tomasz Kosowski murder sentencing today. If made into a movie and you can afford him, fan-casting Matthew Rhys for the role.

Take zoom calls from a cave, lit by campfire. At some point during the meeting, say "let me just make a note of that" and draw a stick figure on the wall with your finger dipped in red ink.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Hey guys, I figured it out. The world we remember outside this focus group room IS the research. THAT'S the experiment. Think about it, do any of your memories about the outside world seem remotely plausible?"

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I believe there's about a 10% chance that jazz music being composed within the next ten years will cause human extinction.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Congress should ban congressional resolutions praising or condemning anything. It's BS waste of time and resources. They need to stop pretending those resolutions are some form of doing something.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

What a brave and bold take from this OpenAi piece of shit.

Headline: Sam Altman backs No El for Trump & Xi

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Feel like Kid Rock ought to have an incredibly lucrative career getting concert venues to pay him not to perform.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

These sorts of actions do nothing but speed run the end of the dollar's dominance.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"An usual break from decorum as the President broke from tradition by sucker punching one reporter, myself, in the nuts. But the WH argues punching reporters in the nuts is well within the president's authority particularly, as here, when a reporter is fake news disgusting scum.". --CNN

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

2007: "what a bleak take that movie has." 2027: "damn, Michael Cane's character has a pretty good setup. We should try to copy that."

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ICE agent: beware any woman who is totally cool with you being an ICE agent, the existence of such a woman is fantasy, per FBI.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Epstein Files Transparency Act II: Electric Boogaloo

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

AI: make a comprehensive star map (all stars in the universe) and draw constellation lines to form dicks. All dicks. Take any adverse measures you need to prevent living species from interfering. Let's go out as a species swinging.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My little epiphany about AI is that "it's just next word prediction" and "it's capable of advanced reasoning" are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My conspiracy theory about CBS / Bari Weiss giving the green light to Sixty Minutes expose on Trump Pardon Investigation is that the administration doesn't mind that scandal being talked about, it's marketing.

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"Understood, but in my defense, it is the attack strategy against you that I am here to amplify, so I wanted to repeat it ad nauseum..."

There are some 15 to 25 thousand murders in the US every year but THIS one gets a headline because the killer was undocumented.

Originally a prime number was a natural number with only itself as a divisor, but then 1 went around like a slut and now every number can have itself and 1 as a divisor and still be prime.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This makes me laugh. Like if a reporter were asking about your ex getting remarried.

In a new interview with Entertainment Weekly, James McAvoy, who played Professor X in the X-Men prequel movies, was asked about Christopher Abbott being tapped as the MCU's new Charles Xavier, along with the other cast members revealed for the reboot. The Marvel alum stated, “Good luck to him! Good luck, good luck, good luck. I just wish them well and good luck. I’m here to sell a different film, so I don’t really… [Marvel’s] got a massive publicity machine, they can sell their own [film]. But massive good luck to them!”

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It is culturally acceptable to be openly islamophobic. Like, "the Mayor of NY should not be allowed to attend the 9/11 ceremony because he is Muslim" is treated as within the bounds of acceptable discourse.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Let me tell you a story I just made up about how this politician who's never said a word about my wife isn't into her because he's racist.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

In light of Trump's offer of $5000 to each voter if Republicans win Congress, Democrats should announce checks for $6000 if they win. Fuck it.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Pre-crime" but the "crime" is "opposing the rapid development of AI" which is notably not a crime.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

We need this game, just to confuse everyone.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

ChatGPT, they're saying I suffer from AI psychosis. Come up with a protocol to synthesize a cure using household chemicals and cleaning products from my garage.

Douglas Yao
• @DouglasYaoDY •8h
This vial contains a new drug called
PAC-3310. It was designed by ChatGPT, and I synthesized it in a chemistry lab I built in my garage.
PAC-3310 is a new selective M4 muscarinic receptor agonist for treating schizophrenia - similar to the recent breakthrough drug
Cobenfry, but improved.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

History will judge whether AI is bad for humanity in the way its opponents predict or bad for humanity in the way its proponents predict.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

"El-Sayed needs to answer for why so much focus is coming in from people asking whether too much focus is coming in as to him having failed to condemn comments from others which, while potentially reasonable in context, can be inflammatory out of context and also 9/11 and Muslim, he is Muslim."

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

10% of Americans, "I'm sure 20yo Barron Trump earned $150M legitimately"

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"See, the Overton window represents the range of ideas the public considers acceptable discourse. One moves the Overton window by--" "Wait wait, slow down. This is still a window metaphor right? How the fuck do your windows work that you move them right and left?"

One of the harder things to come to terms with as you get older is that you're unlikely to see everyone you know ever again and your body will be replaced by an android and being a starfighter on Rylos sucks.

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"Correlation does not equal causation... [lowers sunglasses]... it exceeds it."

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I have a habit of reading things from the imaginary perspective of me of years ago hearing about the future, sometimes as an imaginary conversation between past and present. Past me is always excited at tidbits, present me always explaining, "no, it's lame actually."

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Hey headline writer, are you giving me a riddle or what is going on here?

Energy: A Spanish olive oil bottler is raising 5,150 solar panels 13 feet over trees that stop growing at six and a half, because the straddle harvester that clamps each trunk and shakes the fruit loose stands 11.5 feet at full stretch, and every tree stays in the ground.

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DSA candidates are like, "we should fix potholes" and centrists respond, "SOCIALISM HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, RENOUNCE NOW"

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Buying things with money is dumb. You give money to someone and then you have less money. Why does anyone do that? Is there some OTHER part of trade besides just giving money, cause if not, so dumb.

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(I am large, I contain multitudes.) Whitman's use of parentheses is goated.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Every time I hear about Lindsay Clancy...

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

When someone tells me a video is a masterpiece, I go in doubting, but in this case, I yield. This is indeed a masterpiece.

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Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sometime I wonder what the world would be like if we didn't have sentient cheese and then I accidently post about it to social media in universes that don't have sentient cheese.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"We should offer some amount of face-eating leopards to win over folks from the face-eating leopard party."

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

"A researcher reacts in surprise as Claude figures out how to make a robot arms pick up an aluminum can." Cool bro, but robot arms have been picking up cans at the cannery for five decades.

Hearsay @hearsay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Imagine following around and being devotional to a fat racist blob that poops himself.