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@kakuna-matada.bsky.social
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Tired lawyer, union stooge MD/DC

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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Lol sure
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“The message was unmistakable: They wanted us to go away,” survivors said in a joint statement. “We are not going away.”
“The treatment we received from senators throughout this process was just as revealing. Senator Tillis publicly invited us, on camera, to come to his office and promised to meet with us. We did. We waited for 45 minutes in his lobby, only to be told by a staffer he would not meet with us after all,” the survivors wrote in a joint statement.

“Senator Cornyn also refused to hear directly from survivors before casting his vote. Senators Tillis and Cornyn were not willing to sit across from us and answer for the vote they were preparing to cast. If they believed they were doing the right thing, they should have had the courage to look survivors in the eye and tell us why. The message was unmistakable: They wanted us to go away. We are not going away.”
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Shani 🫧🧙🏽‍♀️ @mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DbCJF4Dtf4...
From artist’s image description under their IG post

Image description: a multi-colored illustration on a green background. Across the top and bottom reads in white handwritten all caps type, "I wish you all would love disabled people like you love disabled animals." In the center is an illustration of Jimothy, a raccoon with a spinal syndrome (SSS) that gives him a shortened torso. Surrounding him are different illustrated accents and flowers. To the side, reads the artist credit @CourtneyAhnDesign.
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Who, exactly, longs for this. Who is the audience soaking sliced white bread in water and loudly insisting it’s a gourmet meal. I want to see sales numbers. I want a longitudinal survey of demographics and backgrounds. I want to study these people like bugs under the microscope of my disdain.
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
God I want these so badly on every form of public transit here
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Goddamnit. (Knowing it’s coming does not make it easier.) www.disabilityscoop.com/2026/07/20/j...
disabilityscoop.com
Justice Department Deems Major ADA Guidance 'Not Enforceable'
The Trump administration is tossing aside key guidance that federal officials have used to steer enforcement of the Americans with Disabilities Act for more than a decade.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh! They gave millions to Trump lol. people.com/taylor-farms...
people.com
Taylor Farms Met with Trump White House Days Before FDA Backtrack on Cyclosporiasis Findings, Sparking Controversy
Executives at lettuce supplier Taylor Farms met with Trump White House officials days before the FDA walked back a ‘false positive’ detection of the cyclosporiasis parasite that is causing ‘explosive’...
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is straight out of the Iraq war. The early 2000s are BACK baby.
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Unfortunately, I learned today about Dollar Tree Gooning. If I see or experience it in person, all I can say is that, as a white woman, I'll deal with the resulting assault charges.
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David Schraub @schraubd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The number of nominally Democratic commentators who want to effectively give the GOP another Senate vote -- who are *furious* at Beshear for NOT giving the GOP that vote -- bc something something "fighting" is mind-blowing. It is the apex of a truly toxic brainrot that is going to destroy us all.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i've reached out to the ADL to see how concerned they are on a scale of elon nazi salute to zohran mamdani existing
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EssonnianDragon @essonniandragon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
OH MY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID THAT
Rabbi Yirmeya raises a dilemma: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Gemara comments: And it was for his question about this far-fetched scenario that they removed Rabbi Yirmeya from the study hall, as he was apparently wasting the Sages’ time.

בָּעֵי רַבִּי יִרְמְיָה: רַגְלוֹ אַחַת בְּתוֹךְ חֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה, וְרַגְלוֹ אַחַת חוּץ מֵחֲמִשִּׁים אַמָּה – מַהוּ? וְעַל דָּא אַפְּקוּהוּ לְרַבִּי יִרְמְיָה מִבֵּי מִדְרְשָׁא.
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The Haunted Bookshop @thehauntedbookshop.com · 16/07/2026
I'M DYING OVER HERE 💀💀💀 THE CAT GOT AI SCAM EMAIL 🐈 Aeschylus, our orange tabby, got an obviously AI email about selling more copies of the Oresteia on A**zon
This is a photo of an email addressed to "Aeschylus" via our general email inbox infodesk@thehauntedbookshop.com

Hi Aeschylus,
I just finished The Complete Plays, and the moment in the Oresteia when the Furies are transformed into the Eumenides vengeful spirits of the old order persuaded to become guardians of justice in the new stayed with me for hours. What you were really writing about underneath the bloodshed and the curses the fragile, terrifying shift from vendetta to law, from chaos to the rule of reason, and the birth of civilization itself came through clearly. That's the kind of story that deserves to be found.
I'll be honest with you up front, because I know your inbox is probably full of people promising to make you a bestseller overnight: I can't promise that, and anyone who does is lying to you. What I do is quieter and real I help authors make sure their book is actually findable by the readers who would love it.
Here's something I noticed on your Amazon page: the description is just a plain list of the plays. A modern reader scrolling by might see only a dry table of contents, not the thunderous drama that invented tragedy itself. Small things like that quietly cost authors sales every single day and they're completely fixable.
So before I ask you for anything, I'd like to give you something: a free scan of your book's Amazon page, showing exactly what's working and what's holding it back checked against the things the best books in your genre all have:
A scroll-stopping cover is it instantly signalling your genre and earning the click?
A blurb that hooks in the first line not the third.
Keywords & categories are you showing up where readers actually search?
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language. Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
no more lumpy mumpy silhouettes in women's clothing. you sick fucks have had your fun the short curvy girlies have suffered enough. no more dresses where i put it on and immediately look ready to have sooooo much fun making potato prints with the other kindergarteners
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
bless
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is just to say I have closed the social media apps that were causing me immense anxiety and which you were probably doomscrolling yourself Forgive me my soft, fragile body cannot contain such fomo and dread
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 16/07/2026
John Omeprazole
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 16/07/2026
two observations: 1) it’s funny that they’re still calling it the charlie kirk show, no one else has any name recognition, 2) this would require a *substantial* change in attitudes towards islam in denmark
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/07/2026
woke: national hot dog day bespoke:
the liturgical hot dog calendar

four seasons are broken down into ordinary time (plain hot dog) advent (chili dog) lent (corndog) and easter (chicago style dog, or, refional style)
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fuck you Washington Union Station for removing public benches and seating, because God forbid the public, including homeless people, need to sit.
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Jason Chavez @jchavezmpls.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We saw this pattern with Renee Good, Alex Pretti, and Julio Cesar Sosa-Celis here in Minneapolis. We saw it with Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston. This is an agency operating in secrecy, refusing accountability, treating our communities as a hunting ground. Abolish ICE and the entire system. 2/
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
of course they fucking did. #420 and everything
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Marcelius Braxton @marceliusb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My hot take is that when a person does contemptible things that contribute to taking away rights, bombing multiple countries/many thousands of people, and enabling attempts at autocratic governance, it’s okay to be upset that the people who represent you are saying nice things/honoring that person.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“But I want to tell you what he was like to hang out with in private when there were no stakes” is a very common response to the death of a person who had immense power in situations with high stakes.
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👻🎃It Came From Planet Misogyny!!🎃👻 @theprestige.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This, in a nutshell, is Democratic centrism. "Let's not say anything true about the fascist that just died."
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 12/07/2026
Would be interesting to not just write about his actions, but the negative impact these actions had on Americans. Yes, he did all this. And he’s a leading reason Roe was overturned; ICE gets $200 billion; families are separated; etc etc. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/u...
Over his Senate career, Mr. Graham led two influential committees, Judiciary and Budget.
As head of the Judiciary Committee, he oversaw the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. He also played a critical role during the 2016 fight over President Barack Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland to the court, aiding in Republicans' success in blocking the pick.More broadly, Mr. Graham was instrumental in advancing Mr. Trump's effort to reshape the federal judiciary.
During his tenure at the helm of the committee, the Senate confirmed more than 200 federal judges, including Ms. Barrett, cementing one of the defining conservative judicial legacies of the Trump era.As chairman of the Budget Committee, Mr.
Graham played a central role in translating Mr.
Trump's domestic agenda into legislation. He oversaw the budget resolution that allowed Republicans to advance much of the president's sweeping tax, immigration and spending package without support from Senate Democrats.
The effort required months of negotiations among warring factions within his party before the tax package became law last year. Mr.
Graham, along with Republican leaders and the Trump administration, embraced budget reconciliation as the party's primary vehicle for enacting Mr. Trump's agenda at a time when Republicans lacked the 60 votes needed to overcome a filibuster.
Those efforts became a defining accomplishment of Mr. Trump's return to Washington with a Republican-controlled legislature, and highlighted not only the growing influence of Mr. Graham within his party but also his transformation from Trump critic into a steadfast and outspoken ally.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The NYT obituary of Lindsey Graham makes no mention of his effort to overturn the 2020 election by calling Georgia’s secretary of state to intimidate him into manufacturing votes for Trump. The Times, like all news media, is GOP propaganda erasing Republicans’ history as election deniers
Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina and Staunch Trump Ally, Dies at 71
Mr. Graham died of a “brief and sudden” illness on Saturday evening, his office said. Over more than two decades in the Senate, he consistently pushed for the use of U.S. military power overseas.Over his Senate career, Mr. Graham led two influential committees, Judiciary and Budget.

As head of the Judiciary Committee, he oversaw the confirmation of Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court after the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. He also played a critical role during the 2016 fight over President Barack Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the court, aiding in Republicans’ success in blocking the pick.More broadly, Mr. Graham was instrumental in advancing Mr. Trump’s effort to reshape the federal judiciary.
During his tenure at the helm of the committee, the Senate confirmed more than 200 federal judges, including Ms. Barrett, cementing one of the defining conservative judicial legacies of the Trump era.As chairman of the Budget Committee, Mr. Graham played a central role in translating Mr. Trump’s domestic agenda into legislation. He oversaw the budget resolution that allowed Republicans to advance much of the president’s sweeping tax, immigration and spending package without support from Senate Democrats.

The effort required months of negotiations among warring factions within his party before the tax package became law last year. Mr. Graham, along with Republican leaders and the Trump administration, embraced budget reconciliation as the party’s primary vehicle for enacting Mr. Trump’s agenda at a time when Republicans lacked the 60 votes needed to overcome a filibuster.

Those efforts became a defining accomplishment of Mr. Trump’s return to Washington with a Republican-controlled legislature, and highlighted not only the growing influence of Mr. Graham within his party but also his transformation from Trump critic into a steadfast and outspoken ally.
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Prof. Anthea Butler @antheabutler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don't lose y'all's job folks keep it on the group chat. Add me tho 🥴😉
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The chair of the Maine Democratic Party said on @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social last night that each day that passes where Platner doesn't drop out makes it harder for them to execute a good and fair plan to replace him. What a fucking asshole.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/07/2026
Discovered the scientific name of the common jay just now and knew immediately what I must do
Key and Peele East vs West football names screenshot with the name replaced with GARRULUS GLANDARIUS, the scientific name of the common Jay
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
well reading this menu sure made my blood pressure spike
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 07/07/2026
I always want to know about supply chains, particularly magic. (I have a story about the woman who makes magic mirrors in her workshop!) Who grinds the truth powder? Who spends FOREVER milking the unicorn? Who breeds the immediately-available flesh-eating scarabs for the live burial ritual?
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A+ form. Perfect leggie placement.
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I will gladly shit on my team anytime but I genuinely feel horrible for Matt Seelinger. What a heartbreaking debut. I hope he gets another chance in the majors someday.
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
well if Beshear has to appoint a Republican replacement for Mitch McConnell, I completely understand him not screaming from the heavens for proof of life
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Education Minnesota @educationmn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today, we remember Saint Paul Public Schools employee Philando Castile who was shot and killed by police during a traffic stop on this day 10 years ago. Rest in power, Philando 💔
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 07/07/2026
somebody read "DO NOT USE" as just some kind of injunction to avoid, like a handwritten note taped on a tupperware of rancid lard that's been at the back of the fridge for 10 years cultivating an entire civilisation of mold, and they just assumed it was an apt title for a biography of McConnell
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's the opposite of Gandalf Big Naturals
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The McConnell family is getting in some practice pulling plugs.
The image is a Daily Beast headline that reads: "McConnell's Daughter Deactivates X Account as Health Questions Swirl"
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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Platner's not reading your comments, but abuse survivors are, and speaking just for myself I want you to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
my dude if you actually believe any of the values you say you do, you simply do not get to hold your party’s senate hopes hostage in order to dictate terms here
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Genuinely pisses me off to even see them in there. That museum is a special place and they don’t deserve it
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 02/07/2026
When Mitch McConnell dies (if he's not already gone) they're gonna try to shame us into being nice about him. We don't need to play along.
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Attorney at LOL @kakuna-matada.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
And with that, I think it's time for me to log off for another few months
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans folks please take it from a bitch with an anxiety disorder: you don't have to be doomscrolling today. You don't have to bear witness to this nightmare. It isn't your duty or something you are bound to do. It's happened. You can take care of yourself today, it's okay. You probably need it.
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