𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/09/2026You ever have it where you can't break through the fog but you know if you could you'd probably be screaming "not okay" over and over? Well either way I still exist 010 1
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾Katy // is listening to the wolfman take a piss @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!" 2835861158 3.6K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Country girls make don't 082 8
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Legendtheguardian.comDolly Parton turned down presidential medal of freedom twice from TrumpSinger says she’s not sure she’ll accept it from Biden either because it might seem political to do so 172788471 2.8K
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 25/08/2026They should make the bluesky logo look like the Dolly Parton butterfly just for a few days 081 8
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾thrilled salmon @thrilledsalmon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Me when I see humans reacting to stimuli ☺️ 062 6
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham 655861159 5.6K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾Erika Desu Wa! @bayshoreidol.bsky.social · 10/08/2026noriko. yay noriko 41563447 1.6K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 06/08/2026*Essential* oils? Buddy I've been goin' my whole life just fine without 'em. 042 4
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 06/08/2026*Essential* oils? Buddy I've been goin' my whole life just fine without 'em. 042 4
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 31/07/2026Cyberpunk was kinda right; I see people wearing things with Japanese on it, but instead of being lit up by neon lights we wear our graphic tees over our mouths to filter the wildfire smoke. We glow orange, not blue 040 4
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/07/2026With all my therapy appointments at this point you'd think *they'd* be called patient 020 2
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 11/06/2026Kakapos are my favorite bird. Idc what anyone says, they’re perfect in every way. #birdart #digitalart #birds 17114 71
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 11/05/2026The year is 2011. I'm in an inexpensive motel room in Kentucky, messing around on hotel Wi-Fi to see if anyone is sharing files. There is one person with a shared folder. Naturally, I take a peak. There are two images, but only one matters. Only one has ever mattered. Baby lava 2.jpg Behold: 050 5
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 08/05/2026Tic tac toe transcends language. Today a woman who only knows Spanish and I played tic tac toe when we smiled and I slid her a pen and a piece of paper with a grid and an x marked on it. She played o. It was a draw. 030 3
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This Wall Street Journal headline might be the thing that breaks me 1221941268 1.9K
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/04/2026It's like America just occupies an eagle sized hole in everyone's brains so it all blends together 4/4 120 2
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/04/2026MG: okay, didn't you just say it? LK: *still so confused* no, because I don't remember saying 'home' or 'brave' or 'land' or... She never said she was wrong and basically just kept gaslighting him until he provided adequate proof that got her to shut up. 3/4 120 2
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/04/2026LK: *adamantly* no I don't. MG: well, don't you say the pledge of allegiance? LK: *confused* no? MG: well, go ahead and recite the pledge LK: *stumbles a little but mostly knows it* 2/4 120 2
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/04/2026Yesterday the following happened between a little kid around 9 (LK) and his mom or grandma (MG) T-shirt: *reads 'land of the free home of the brave'* LK: *says it out loud* What does that mean? MG: you don't know? You say it everyday 1/4 321 3
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/04/2026The falling asleep while trying to stay awake for work is very relatable. ... Now make him work for Amazon pissing in bottles. 010 1
𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/04/2026I think I'm beginning to get a little more confident and willing to stand up. Idk if this will stick but here's hoping 150 5
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 23/04/2026MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!” 9768127 768
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 22/04/2026Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...sahanjournal.comICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data revealsImmigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows. 523001407 2.3K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/04/2026a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses 1583581300 3.6K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 22/04/2026ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car. Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month. No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests. 411474915 1.5K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026Priceless post from the official White House social media 229100432730 10K
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 16/04/2026If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something. 192232325 2.2K