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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾

@kakapo.kawaii.social
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He/him//trans//leftist//ND (neurodivergent; north dakota) 37 Literally Ford Prefect

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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/09/2026
You ever have it where you can't break through the fog but you know if you could you'd probably be screaming "not okay" over and over? Well either way I still exist
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 29/08/2026
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Port @portalsrule123.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Simpsons meme about WEBP images.
clerk: "Would you like to download this image as a .webp? It's got better compression and image quality!"
various signs read: "We don't take .webp upload" "ERROR: .webp is not a recognized image format" "no webp" "can't open webp" "not compatible with .webp"
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SECRET.BMF
A cartoon of an anthropomorphized envelope labeled “Top Secret” and wearing dark sunglasses. The clipart violates the number one rule of spycraft, which is this: escape notice. If something’s secret, don’t label it as such. If something’s to be hidden, don’t obviously disguise it. Unless, Yìchén muses, it’s all misdirection, employing the technique of Poe’s purloined letter, of hiding in plain sight. You tell me you are top secret so I don’t think you are top secret because you are in fact top secret. Yes, thinks Yìchén approvingly, the ideology of this clipart is sublime.
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The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Country girls make don't
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Legend
theguardian.com
Dolly Parton turned down presidential medal of freedom twice from Trump
Singer says she’s not sure she’ll accept it from Biden either because it might seem political to do so
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 25/08/2026
They should make the bluesky logo look like the Dolly Parton butterfly just for a few days
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thrilled salmon @thrilledsalmon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me when I see humans reacting to stimuli ☺️
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/08/2026
Approved for top surgery on October 30th lfgggg
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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Erika Desu Wa! @bayshoreidol.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
noriko. yay noriko
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 3
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
a screenshot of a submission to the new yorker cartoon caption contest. the cartoon depicts a lion in a dentist's office, waiting for the dentist, who is preparing to start working. the dentist is speaking. the caption reads:

you bare teeth, as if I should be afraid. but I know what you are. you are no predator. you are a scavenger. picking at the corpses killed by those you pretend to own. look at me. I am that which ends worlds. now take off that fursuit so I can start
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 06/08/2026
*Essential* oils? Buddy I've been goin' my whole life just fine without 'em.
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 06/08/2026
*Essential* oils? Buddy I've been goin' my whole life just fine without 'em.
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 31/07/2026
Cyberpunk was kinda right; I see people wearing things with Japanese on it, but instead of being lit up by neon lights we wear our graphic tees over our mouths to filter the wildfire smoke. We glow orange, not blue
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/07/2026
With all my therapy appointments at this point you'd think *they'd* be called patient
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 20/07/2026
Hi everyone
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 20/07/2026
Buc-ee's is just a negaverse conbini
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 11/06/2026
Kakapos are my favorite bird. Idc what anyone says, they’re perfect in every way. #birdart #digitalart #birds
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 14/06/2026
Rip Oliver Tree
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
You wouldn't kick a miette
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A goose honks at another, honk honk honk. We see the inside of its head which reveals a smaller goose at a control desk with many buttons that say honk
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 11/05/2026
The year is 2011. I'm in an inexpensive motel room in Kentucky, messing around on hotel Wi-Fi to see if anyone is sharing files. There is one person with a shared folder. Naturally, I take a peak. There are two images, but only one matters. Only one has ever mattered. Baby lava 2.jpg Behold:
A 2 or 3 year old is standing on a clean white bed wearing orange overalls. MS paint has been used to add flames/lava around the bed, where the child has text next to them simply reading, in all caps with a transparent black poorly rendered speech bubble, "AHH LAVA!!!"
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 08/05/2026
Tic tac toe transcends language. Today a woman who only knows Spanish and I played tic tac toe when we smiled and I slid her a pen and a piece of paper with a grid and an x marked on it. She played o. It was a draw.
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farfin @farfin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 30/04/2026
Let them eat rotisserie chicken
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This Wall Street Journal headline might be the thing that breaks me
• LIVE
22 hours ago
Mentalist Guessed
Karoline Leavitt's Baby Name Seconds Before
Shooting
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s(pace) j(unk) @sprayadhesive.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
r. crumb drawing of a pissed off little guy looking at a normal guy (labeled as such) that says "i loath every person i see on the street! look it that stupid asshole" but i've edited it to say "i love every person i see on the street! look it that miracle of creation"
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 27/04/2026
Yesterday the following happened between a little kid around 9 (LK) and his mom or grandma (MG) T-shirt: *reads 'land of the free home of the brave'* LK: *says it out loud* What does that mean? MG: you don't know? You say it everyday 1/4
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 26/04/2026
Hey
Blond man with ruddy blond facial hair wearing a black and white button up and dark blue jeans with cream sneakers. I'm holding up my phone and looking into the camera in a golden bathroom mirror. My phone is black with a white shiny skin on the back.
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/04/2026
The falling asleep while trying to stay awake for work is very relatable. ... Now make him work for Amazon pissing in bottles.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 24/04/2026
Dying pedophile, dying slowly, with Homer Simpson’s jury glasses on, while his Nazi bloodboys look on
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 24/04/2026
I think I'm beginning to get a little more confident and willing to stand up. Idk if this will stick but here's hoping
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NTPumpkin_Nate 🎃 @ntpnate.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
MrBeast Co: “We have finally created the 100% liable corporation from the annual HR training, ‘Don’t Create the 100% Liable Corporation’!”
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 22/04/2026
Pulitzer-worthy reporting here from Minnesota immigrant news @sahanjournal.bsky.social. 70+ children detained during Operation MetroSurge. 30 sent to Dilley. Two dozen held >20 days, a Flores violation. 7 still detained as of March 10. ~20 have been deported. sahanjournal.com/immigration/...
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ICE detained more than 70 Minnesota children, data reveals
Immigration officials detained more than 70 Minnesota children between Dec. 1 and March 10, a Sahan analysis of court records and federal deportation data shows.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
a teenage boy just made it clear to me that he thought the shirt im wearing was advertising the two separate concepts of guns and of roses
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 22/04/2026
ICE in Chicago this morning at Elston and Kennicott—a masked agent tells a witness (on the sidewalk) not to get in front of his car. Feds are continuing kidnappings across the city & burbs after increased activity this month. No flashy CBP caravans, just a steady stream of covert ICE arrests.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/04/2026
Priceless post from the official White House social media
Margo Martin
@MargoMartin47
X.com
Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis!

The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If Bluesky's got a hangover or whatever the least they can do is wheel in the TV cart and put on an episode of NOVA for us or something.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mario with a computer and speech bubble
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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rich in lichens @feeberly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It's apparently important that we know it's the *human employees* who suck, not the AI
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Marie still screaming @fightforevermtl.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Last night, my partner got Chinese takeout and when he opened the fortune cookie there was a FUCKING ONLINE GAMBLING AD ON IT
A fortune from a cookie that reads "a golden chance is about to knock at your door" also in French The same paper flipped over with an online gambling ad on it with the qr code blacked out
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Reb @rebeckeronie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!!
Illustration of Neil the rat banging out the tunes on his little piano
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𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙷𝙾 @kakapo.kawaii.social · 12/04/2026
Good news, everyone!
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 12/04/2026
There are people out there claiming some of the Artemis II photos are improbable, even impossible, so I made this graphic to clear up how space photography works
Ra, god of the sun, projects his rays outwards, they are blocked directly by the moon, so his true rays do not reach Artemis II where a person is leaning out the window to take photos, instead Set, god of chaos and trickery, has a big mirror, and is sending his trickery-tinged light at artemis ii!!
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