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Kai @kairas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tremendous things happening at Nancy this week
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Anne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lanterns Episode 7
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm absolutely losing it. Everything in here is made up (we hired an actor, rented a car, did not use AI, obviously), but he just invents a whole-ass world. Boner pills are a helluva drug.
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I Got Reincarnated Into A Retro Tactics RPG And I'm Trying To Get An A Rank Bond With The Unit I Have A Thing For But People In Another World Keep Editing My Dialogue To Where I'm Talking About Class Consciousness And Universal Healthcare
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is so good to see @reportermatt.bsky.social, who was in like 80% of my classes in college, become the most influential reporter in Massachusetts. He just loves the place, and you can tell in everything he does. A truly wonderful man making the whole state better.
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Larry Birdwatcher @trashtakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
make sure to fuel up for your binge watch
Make sure to eat enough
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Spooky Catsculptor @catsculptor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fucking warned you dude. I told you bro
A critical analysis of capitalist production
By Karl Marx
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 25/09/2026
you can't spell "crisis" without misspelling "cry" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Ah yes, the perfect activity for a lazy afternoon: take the demographic data for people born when and where I was...

T-Rex: ...and use it to calculate my life expectancy!Narrator: BUT THEN:
T-Rex: Wait wait wait. It says here... I'm more than HALFWAY through my life ALREADY?
Dromiceiomimus: I mean, in all likelihood - yes, absolutely. T-Rex, we're all not gonna be around FOREVER.
T-Rex: But - but - I DIDN'T KNOW! Nobody told me there was more behind than ahead now!!
Utahraptor: What would you have done if you'd known?
T-Rex: I dunno, have a party? Have a CRISIS? BOTH??

T-Rex: Man, I had SUCH PLANS for my midlife crisis too. I was gonna buy a motorcycle, then marry the motorcycle, and then try to convince my ex-spouse from before the motorcycle to be in a poly relationship with the motorcycle.
Utahraptor: It's never too late!T-Rex: It IS: I missed the middle of my life, so now any crisis I have must be a POST-MIDLIFE crisis!
Off panel: I've never heard of those.
T-Rex: NOBODY HAS, because they're not a thing!!
T-Rex: I MISSED OUT ON MY ONE CHANCE TO HAVE A SOCIALLY-ACCEPTABLE CRISIS!!
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Patch Zircher @patrickzircher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In Renaissance Man by T.E.D. Klein, present day scientists bring a scientist from the future into our time. They're elated. He'll know answers to problems unsolved. But in questioning him, they discover the future is so simplified & automated, he's ignorant. I think of this story more & more often.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World theonion.com/algorithm-distorting-h…
Algorithm Distorting How Important Man Thinks ‘Gummo’ Is To Rest Of World
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
First ballot entry into the "leopards eating faces" Hall of Fame:
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tom Cruise looking at the "mixed" reviews. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Andy Samberg as Conner4Real in Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping as he reads the reviews for his new record.
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Kelly Brack @kellybrack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Columbo
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can forgive fascism and mass murder but i draw the line at not having an encyclopedic knowledge of The Who's discography
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
NFL Announces One Player On Each Team Now Gets To Drive A Car theonion.com/nfl-announces-one-play…
NFL Announces One Player On Each Team Now Gets To Drive A Car
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Yakumono @luigiblood.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We have a trailer up for #Satellaview Super Mario Bros. 2 English MSU1 Version, which explains everything you need to know in 1 minute www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX2I...
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Trailer - Satellaview Super Mario Bros. 2 English MSU1 Version
YouTube video by LuigiBlood
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your family is psychically vulnerable to President Carter’s wandering spirit. He can enter minds and infect them with thoughts of solar panels. To prevent this you can make or buy a specially designed net to ensnare his ghost, and it’s also a piece of art that brings both protection and beauty.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
(frat house vizier) an excellent strategy sire. why, with two full bottles of 151 in the jungle juice, we will all surely be swimming in tri-delt pussy tonight. although (whispering) i daresay one among our number failed to contribute to the beer fund…
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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David Blatt @kopfstoff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Since Zelda is trending, a friendly reminder how CRAZY good Katsuya Terada is. (1/3)
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Congratulations to California for being the first to reach the Kill Screen
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Captcha asking you to please click each image containing green Mario
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
(in the family group chat): that wont matter. without radical change all of this is meaningless in fifteen years. we have no idea how dire things are (in the communist group chat): they should make a turn based final fantasy again with the two minute summon animations
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 09/09/2026
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979): Making the drydock scene
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is a video game made for children
ScouterVee O @ScouterVee
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As predicted, Nintendo censored the iconic fairy in OOT Remake. Huge upgrade on the face though.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh I can also share this then Hips of time
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City. They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
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Edmond Tran @edmondtran.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot from the videogame The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Close up of Link's big head looking up to the sky. A button prompt reads: 'Let Go'
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
how girls sleep
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
new vision board brought to you by Family Feud
Money!
SEX 
DEATH/OF MY ENEMY
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Admittedly I’m biased, but this was art directed by @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social, and I think he and his amazing crew did a great job designing and building the new @mst3kofficial.bsky.social reboot. youtu.be/_plBSQv2ibw?...
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New MST3K Theme and Intro!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text:
it is now safe to turn off your game boy color!
(pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
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Miss Scary Tail @taildoll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a love letter to our city
photo of a playbill of “two strangers (carry a cake across new york)” on top of a table on the grass
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Caleb Draper - Slash-Out out now! @caleb-draper-games.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's canon
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/09/2026
The moment that transformed journalism forever is finally back in print. Become an Onion member, and get your reissue of our historic 9/11 edition. membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?…
The moment that transformed journalism forever is finally back in print. Become an Onion member, and get your reissue of our historic 9/11 edition.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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No Context Squirrel Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @squirrelgirlooc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#TheUnbeatableSquirrelGirl Volume 4. Issue 007.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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