Reposted by TimMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Now that is quite a photo. (Credit: Doug Mills / New York Times) 58044241001
Reposted by TimThe Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 14/10/2026Trump on why he disagrees with Sen. Sullivan calling Putin a dictator: “I have to make deals with people, so I don’t go around calling them names…I don’t go around mocking people. Part of the reason you have that war in the first place is Biden went around mocking Russia.” 342454144
Reposted by TimDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Fat guy vaping in the dead of niiiight 225018
Reposted by TimUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Drink the water outta your toilet, you George Costanza looking motherfucker 201564333
Reposted by TimThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/10/2026Pentagon To Livestream Firing Squad Execution theonion.com/pentagon-to-livestream… 232180315
Reposted by TimCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The pro-lifers are livestreaming a public execution. 38703275
Reposted by TimUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/10/2026tell me without telling me that you’re behind on your child support payments 1701859184
Reposted by TimIt's Haunter (World Famous Ghost) @spiderslash.bsky.social · 13/05/2026YOU LOST MY MEDIA?! 1936691102
Reposted by TimHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because she got a GREAT ASS! 261996505
Reposted by TimTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026get yourself a grump Husband who loves old graveyard 950462
Reposted by TimPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you 942751364
Reposted by Timdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026trump going on an emergency 17 state media tour to support republican candidates before the midterms and he is going with “nobody knows that dumb has a b on the end” 1773662595
Reposted by TimBoo Mario @tomatograndpa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026At last, it is October once again.static.klipy.comOver The Garden Wall: Skeleton Pumpkin DanceALT: Over The Garden Wall: Skeleton Pumpkin Dance 07315
Reposted by TimPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442788386
Reposted by TimMalevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back" 11468051524
Reposted by TimVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6855471027
Reposted by TimPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 27/09/2026I apologize to Rolling Stone for not, to my knowledge, having heard “Choosin Texas”, the most popular song in history. I will do better next time 50113281
Reposted by Timandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262374467
Reposted by Timpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes. 67105261637
Reposted by TimD.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine. 2649311739
Reposted by TimJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about! 1552644423
Reposted by TimJay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up. 26583041367
Reposted by TimJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Massholes? More like 447770
Reposted by Timemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I will write this more in days ahead. But it is really important to know that (on Xitter) Stephen Miller is trying to stave off being blamed for the catastrophe that is now predicted to happen to the GOP. Frantically. [ahem] I'd like to prevent this from happening. 731453343
Reposted by TimJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me after the ACME female road runner-shaped time bomb i accidentally fell in love with blows up on me 0848
Reposted by TimStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103152972
Reposted by TimSpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s probably going to work out great for the reputation of the FBI now that you can just assume every agent is into bestiality 4487488
Reposted by TimU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 843612919
Reposted by TimNick @nickpowell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hope it's the same dog bsky.app/profile/beet... 340415
Reposted by TimBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 9985481482
Reposted by TimThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sam Altman "no...wait we just wanted more money..." 242478351
Reposted by TimBen "Random Halloween Word Generator is offline" Paddon 🎃 @benpaddon.net · 13/09/2026An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality? 2136791121
Reposted by Timjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 04/08/2026thrilled as i am to see the 9/11 high school gymnastic routine do the rounds again, it doesn’t hold a candle to the 9/11 middle school interpretive dance set to the music of lmfao 2640699
Reposted by TimCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239014325
Reposted by Timbig bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time 215167564231
Reposted by TimUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yet Mamdani can play Mario Kary publicly and you all applaud him for it 33653144
