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Jonathan Zbikowski

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Software Developer; Infrequent tweeter. Mainly liking good things while retweeting gems and agreeable reads. All mistakes are my own. Twitter migrant. He/Him.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 09/07/2026
constant companion
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Andrew Power @scarymask.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trying out the carousel with #gamechanger friends.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels is "Young Me".
In panel one we see a young version of Sarah, the protagonist. She says, "I want to achieve great things".
In panel two we zoom in a little on young Sarah's face. She continues, "An astounding career! An amazing house! World peace!"
The title for the last two panels is "Adult Me".
In panel three we see adult Sarah, looking down.
In panel four we zoom out and see she is in front of a basil plant. She simply says "I want to grow a basil plant".
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026
bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
and what makes them less qualified? well, don’t you see that they are black people and women (and sometimes black women!)?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Roundest friends
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 16/08/2026
The Songwriter from UNDER THE SILVER LAKE has joined the MCU.
The Songwriter from UNDER THE SILVER LAKE. An old guy at a piano. One of the most memorable scenes/concepts in a movie in recent years, to me
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My modest proposal continues to be that if any artwork gets written off for tax purposes, that artwork immediately becomes public domain. The public bought it; we own it now.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
For me, this is one of the most powerful Calvin and Hobbes strips.
A four panel Calvin and Hobbes strip. Calvin arrives with a butterfly in a jar and says look i caught a butterfly. Hobbes says if people could put rainbows in zoos, they would. Calvin looks thoughtful and releases it
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on:
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
MAKE THE SEQUEL YOU MONSTERS
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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Emilie Kelly :-) @viewfindercomics.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sippy sippy #projecthailmary #fanart
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great job 👏
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A determined humpback whale coursing through the ocean is actually the imagination of a goldfish in a bowl.The imagination continues: The humpback whale breaches the ocean surface gloriously! We realize lastly that the goldfish has jumped out of it’s bowl, flopped on the ground.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The way you keep inputting a password you know is correct, and some website tells you it's not, & then you give up and agree to reset it and put the same password, AND THEN IT TELLS YOU THAT YOU CANNOT USE YOUR MOST RECENT PASSWORD. why is this so frequent, & is there anything more infuriating?
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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hey it’s Make a Terrible Comic day! Be nice to yourself or else #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
Panel 1
In place of Scrooge, Elise calls out to the little muppet mouse and asks, “You there! What day is it?”

Panel 2
The little muppet replies, “Today? It’s Make a Terrible Comic Day! But don’t be afraid of messing up because it’s in the doing it that you grow. Failure is not the end and you can always try again. Also f*ck AI.”

Panel 3
Elise smiles down from the window and replies, “Hell yeah, muppet from the Christmas Carol.”
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
welcome to the UnderCouch. the UnderCouch is not a part of your home. it is sovereign territory. there are no laws here.
a gray cat is under the couch. she looks like she's planning something.
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gains @gains-skeets.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Many such cases
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Jonas Goonface @jonasgoonface.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Howdy I'm the sheriff of #makeaterriblecomicday
comic of a rascal picking a book out of the library and wanting to make one of their own. The other books yell to also be read, and the rascal is panicked by this mass of unread stories, saying "this library is a graveyard! How will my comic avoid this fate!" The sheriff of makeaterriblecomicday enters and points his gun at the rascal, saying "An unread book is no tragedy! An unwritten book is! create for your own soul, or don't create at all!" the rascal, is still worried about their place in infinity, but the sheriff assures them that inifinity is a scam, the only truth is in the moment, and being forgotten is a blessing. waves saying "read me!" crash on a beach, apreciated for a moment, and forgotten. These comic panels create a sheriff body.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Thinking about the Big Hamster project I scrapped
Digital drawing of someone laying on their back snuggling a brown hamster that's the size of a pillow
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Let's assume, for argument's sake, that the Knicks really did, unlikely as it seems, win Game 4. The problem is that many, many, MANY of us simply cannot believe it. It seems for all the world like cheating. This matters, & is going to matter more.
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Dave Kellett @davekellett.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
COMIC: Middle Earth Uber
PANEL 1: A moth flies up to a golden eagle who is sitting at a desk in front of a laptop, headset on his head.
MOTH: Hello. Putting in an Uber pickup request for a “Mister Gandalf” 
EAGLE: Location?

PANEL 2: The two continue to talk, the EAGLE turns, looking annoyed.
MOTH: He’s um, stuck on the roof of Orthanc.
EAGLE: THE ROOF? How would a Wizard get stuck on the roof?

PANEL 3: Close up on the MOTH and the Eagle.
MOTH: He’d…rather not say.
EAGLE: HE DIDN’T GET BEAT BY SARUMAN, DID HE?

PANEL 4: The MOTH keeps talking while the EAGLE, eyes wide, holds their wings up to their beak after gaining this gossip.
MOTH: He’s also requesting a “quiet ride”.
EAGLE: OMG HE GOT BEAT

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Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the *FULL* Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Yep The pick-me bootlickers think they are making themselves safe, but they've just delayed their execution by a small amount
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Oh. Huh. TIL why themes of persecution are so common in schizophrenia, regardless of your culture and upbringing; it's about the specific part of your brain schizophrenia is breaking. youtube.com/shorts/58Hkf...
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Why People With Schizophrenia Sometimes Share Similar Delusions
YouTube video by Joel Bervell
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 15/05/2026
I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not
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օttr @fangfluff.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
reference.mp4
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Full comic here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-5 #smbc #comics #batman
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Penny Arcade @penny-arcade.com · 22/04/2026
To our newer & younger fans, Did you know that we once made a reality show, intending blood thirsty competition, to find the next best web comic, but turned in to a feel good watch where people made friends instead? Check out Strip Search on YouTube! www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Strip Search - YouTube
Strip Search is a reality game show for web cartoonists. They will face off in a competition for a reward that could change one of their lives...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/03/2026
Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films theonion.com/even-trump-unsure-how-…
Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/03/2026
Star Formation xkcd.com/3222/
4-panel comic. (1) [Glowing black dot surrounded by clouds.] DOT: I think I did a good job with this universe. Pressure waves dance through gas clouds. They clump together and then pressure pushes them apart. (2) [Some of the clouds are clumping together.] DOT: Oh weird, that big clump of clouds is staying together. Their gravity is overcoming the pressure and more gas is falling in. (3) [More clouds are sucked in.] DOT: It’s not stopping! The heat is rising but the collapse is only accelerating! I messed up. I messed up *bad*. (4) [The clump has become a shining star.] DOT: NOOOOOOOO!!! My beautiful clouds! Ruined! It’s all ruined!
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Iron Circus Comics @ironcircuscomics.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Meet Your Party Members! Heather and Musstaffa bring the magic to the team! Power to protect their friends!✨ With nearly 750 backers now, SLEEPING WIZARDS is over 90% FUNDED!! Thank you all who have joined the team so far! Ever turn a cat into a person? 🐈 www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...
We're now LESS THAN $1500 TO GOAL and almost to 750 BACKERS!! If 100 people had $15 to spare to get them a treat they deserve, we'd see that goal! There's only 4 days left as of this post, so don't miss out!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/sleeping-wizards?ref=1sztujA character sheet for Heather, the wizard of the group! She has a nervous, worried expression despite her handful of impressive magic. She is incredibly intelligent but suffers from self-doubt.A character sheet of cat-man Musstaffa, a Barbarian that is determined to look dignified despite his stout stature and claw attacks. He is a loyal right hand to Heather, who he knows needs someone to have her back.
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This comic is short (>100 pgs) so the paperback only costs $12!! The good news is that’s a STEAL for an OGN!! The downside is that it’ll take more backers for every creator involved in this project to be paid what they’re worth 🙏 If you haven’t already, please consider supporting this project!
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Sleeping Wizards
A ragtag party of wizards & thieves brave a dangerous dungeon to free themselves, and find out what happened to Eliza's missing father!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/02/2026
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How many White House staffers made money on the betting markets taking the “under” after the White House put out that it’d be over two hours?
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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