iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Melanie Ensign @melanie-ensign.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My vote: 🍕

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Jayson E. Street💜🤗💜 @jaysonstreet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here’s @hackingdave.bsky.social absolutely dropping logic bombs at #GrrCON 😊

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Our sandboxes made of nothing but sand.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Only my product can save you from my product"

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Coyote vs. Acme. Why is Kevin Avery’s speech at the congressional hearing so inspiring for cybersecurity leadership? Wait. And? Is it just me?

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.

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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/08/2026

Stop what you are doing. Seriously, stop. Go watch Cliff's talk, if you didn't see it in person. Go. Trust me. #DFIU youtu.be/656058JxTM0

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DefCon 34 - Stalking the Wily Hacker: 40 years later - Cliff Stoll

YouTube video by DEFCONConference

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Accidental CISO @accidentalciso.net · 10/08/2026

I kind of wish we could go back to BBSes and IRC.

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bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 09/08/2026

Stephen Root appreciation post. One of the great character actors. When he shows up in a thing, you know that thing is going to be excellent.

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Adam Shostack @adamshostack.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Benchmarkmaxxing is the new tokenmaxxing.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 20/07/2026

what I don't understand is why a generation brought up to make their thoughts fit in 140 characters is sending me twelve-page emails now

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Apple and OpenAI. When talent is scarce? The labor market can become a high-bandwidth exfiltration channel. No cybersecurity team has authority over it.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Backrooms (2026) is simply a metaphor for tech debt. Fight me.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“AI creates no new threat categories,” news story after story reports. “Yet,” I always whisper with a grimace.

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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Give me model liberty, or give me technical debt. Just in time to celebrate America’s 250th bday, let’s let model freedom ring. We should be pushing for broad defender access, not building guardrails that shoot down defenders and burn excessive compute. www.lutasecurity.com/post/fable-5...

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Fable 5 Is Back, But We're Still Slowing Down Defenders

Chinese models have been accelerating, in part by distilling US frontier models. Cutting off Fable 5 and Mythos 5 inconvenienced them too, but it did not slow them down

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"we will never ask you to paste a command" is the new "we will never ask for your password”

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

“whoami”. First thing many criminals type. I like to think it is a moment of retrospection. Who am I, really? What life decisions brought me here? Who do I want to become? Do I really want to install this infostealer?

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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

This is why simulated phishing tests get a bad reputation. These tests should be primarily to test the effectiveness of your email security infrastructure and whether staff will report any suspicious emails. They should NOT be tests to see how "clever" IT are in "tricking" their fellow employees

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Please. Repeat after me: AI is not an employee. AI is not a teammate. AI is not a friend.

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Robin Berjon @robin.berjon.com · 13/06/2026

This could happen with your phone. This could happen with your laptop. This could happen with your credit card. It's a long list. Some of us have been working on this, but most large players, public and private, have stayed in fantasyland. Care to join us? www.euractiv.com/news/anthrop...

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Anthropic blocks all Mythos access after US order to cut off non-citizens | Euractiv

The company says it disagrees with the US government order and looks to restore access

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Stefani Goerlich @stefanigoerlich.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Rolled out of bed this morning and gave a webinar to 370+ forensic practitioners from around the world. I had folks from *33* countries on FOUR continents show up to listen to me ramble. 😳

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Pudgy Penguin Holding Earth Globe

Alt: Pudgy Penguin Holding Earth Globe

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

In case anyone is curious about gasoline prices in Michigan…

Macomb County woman wins $600k and fills her gas tank in one trip

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Bing really did win the Search Wars. Wow. I did not see that coming.

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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"We understand that people do not want to use the Wrong Answer Machine. Our solution is to make it impossible not to use the Wrong Answer Machine."

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Anthropic’s Claude Managed Agents can now “dream” arstechnica.com/ai/2026/05/a...

WestWorld scene: “which featured the reveries.”

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rand0h @akacki.net · 06/05/2026

NEXT WEEK IS ALMOST HEEEERE! Check out the schedule for @bsides312.org and come hang out in Chicagoland. Me, @lintile.lol, @seemsgood.lol, @cillic.bsky.social, @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net in the same building. The perfect storm of batshit, she is brewing.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

No, kid, I will not “clock it.” You have your own iPhone. It has it a clock timer. You’re all set. Come on. What is even happening.

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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

#Mythos strategy coauthored by @gadievron.bsky.social @argv.bsky.social Rob T Lee, Jen Easterly, Bruce Schneier, Chris Inglis, Phil Venables, @rgblights.bsky.social, @sounil.bsky.social, Jim Reavis, Jon Stewart, Maxim K., Dave Lewis, Joshua Saxe, John Yeoh, Ramy Houssaini, James Lyne, me & many more

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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Eoghan Sweeney @eoghan.eurosky.social · 03/04/2026

"My screen has just turned blue and there's nothing I can do"

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🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️Yell 👻 Growler💀🎃 @yaelwrites.com · 01/04/2026

At the same time, I’m exploring new full-time or contract opportunities in: •Security and privacy education •OSINT and investigations •Program and product management

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🎃 🧙🏻‍♀️Yell 👻 Growler💀🎃 @yaelwrites.com · 01/04/2026

A bittersweet announcement: I was impacted by the layoffs at Consumer Reports, alongside a number of extremely talented colleagues. I’m deeply grateful for the opportunity and so proud of the work we did fighting for consumers and helping people stay safer online.

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Hazel Weakly @hazelweakly.me · 31/03/2026

I’ve posted it before, but it feels evergreen The two hardest problems in Computer Science are 1. Human communication 2. Getting people in tech to believe that human communication is important

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

At #rsac? Grab lunch and come talk zero trust with Helen Patton and me.

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Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Paying to market your company on an Incel Camino is *A Choice*. I didn't know anything about SecureOS before I saw this. Now I'm on a mission to ensure that doesn't change.

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Cyber: Humans are the weakest link! Also cyber: Human-in-the-loop is the only way to make AI safe!

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Katie Moussouris (she/her/she-hulk/she-ra)🌻 @k8em0.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Ok @bsidessf.org are we ready to do this keynote together this morning?

Selfie holding the BSides badge. I’m dressed in black and my hair has a gradient from dark brown and grey to purple to hot pink in waves over my shoulders. A round pic of the Golden Gate Bridge is behind me

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J Wolfgang Goerlich @jwgoerlich.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

RSAC 2026 looms large. The only thing I know for sure is I’ll be on stage Wednesday with Helen Patton, re-imagining and re-contextualizing Zero Trust. Other than that? You’ll have to find me. Coffee or cocktails on me, if you can.

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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 20/03/2026

Announcing the Zero Token architecture. Instead of burning AI tokens, you learn to think for yourself, and complete tasks using your brain.

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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Generative AI will never be able to do research like a PhD student. It will never have that level of self doubt or the urge to take up unrelated hobbies.

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