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lintile @lintile.lol · 05/09/2026
Grampa Simpson sits on a tree stump on a grassy hill, gesturing as he talks to Bart and three other kids gathered around him. Caption reads: “We used to review every line of code before it went into production.”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/09/2026
The story isn’t over. It’s not even close to being over. It’s only over when it’s irreversible. Don’t give up. Don’t fuck it up.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/09/2026
New nerdsong drop, because consent and cryptographic assurance should be sexy suno.com/s/pqDYLsdvYK...
suno.com
Crypto (Graphy)
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 24/08/2026
New nerdsong drop, because everyone online today doesn't understand end to end encryption suno.com/s/azTPFnYZmF...
suno.com
I'm the end.
Listen and make your own on Suno.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/08/2026
Stop what you are doing. Seriously, stop. Go watch Cliff's talk, if you didn't see it in person. Go. Trust me. #DFIU youtu.be/656058JxTM0
youtu.be
DefCon 34 - Stalking the Wily Hacker: 40 years later - Cliff Stoll
YouTube video by DEFCONConference
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lintile @lintile.lol · 22/08/2026
No feeling like starting the weekend right 😌
Screenshot of a dark-mode music queue showing ‘Queue • 1 song’ with a ‘Played’ history button. The single entry is ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley, added by user lintile, with the album cover at left and an ‘Upgrade’ button overlapping the track title.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 10/08/2026
A quick note in a quiet moment after @defcon.bsky.social I meant what I said at the end of @hackerjeopardy.bsky.social. If there are to be solutions found to some of the pressing problems that are facing society right now, I’m betting on hackers. Level up, take it to your home towns…
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rand0h @akacki.net · 02/08/2026
If you pre register to wait in a line for Whose Slide Is It Anyway @defcon.bsky.social, @lintile.lol will throw some of his pizza crust at you to naw on as he walks by. Don’t expect eye contact. Register here. hackerjeopardy.com
hackerjeopardy.com
Hacker Jeopardy — DEF CON 34 // The Agency
Hacker Jeopardy at DEF CON 34. Las Vegas Convention Center, West Hall. August 7–8, 2026, 8:00 PM PT. Request clearance to sign up.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 23/07/2026
Good luck with simple, 17 step prize redemption instructions! #DFIU
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Hacker Jeopardy @hackerjeopardy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[BRIEFING AVAILABLE] hackerjeopardy.com TEAM RECRUITMENT STATUS: OPEN TIME TO VOLUNTEER: NOW #DFIU // cc: @defcon.bsky.social
Cover page header reading TOP SECRET in orange stencil above HACKER JEOPARDY! in bold black block letters, on a cream background with a thick orange border… classified only in the sense that it hasn’t started yet.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 10/07/2026
Give your people an extra hug today, for me
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lintile @lintile.lol · 08/07/2026
Nobody: Me:
Screenshot of four blue iMessage texts reading: "Nope" / "Just want to be near my people" / "No training no blackhat no bsides no nothing" / "Just me near my favorite humans on the planet." Timestamped "Now."
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lintile @lintile.lol · 03/07/2026
H#IgJC3=T>+Dbt;F<G[=AKYVoD.OhN/Lg
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lintile @lintile.lol · 26/06/2026
There’s only us, there’s only this Forget regret, or life is yours to miss
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Universal-Sci @universal-sci.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Witness the sharpest-ever view of our neighbouring Andromeda Galaxy, revealing more than 100 million individual stars in breath-taking detail! (Video by Universal-Sci - Credit: NASA, ESA, J. Dalcanton, B. F. Williams, L. C. Johnson, the PHAT team, R. Gendler)
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lintile @lintile.lol · 06/06/2026
It’s easier to be snarky and shut things down than it is to build. Don’t fall for that trap. You’re not helping.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 19/05/2026
Just for the record, this is and has always been a @seemsgood.lol stan account
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lintile @lintile.lol · 09/05/2026
Even @siliconshecky.siliconshecky.com knows that #HackerPassword is coming back to Chicago at @bsides312.org. Hood thing he’s sitting on the right team side, eh @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net #DFIU
A picture taken at BurbSecCon. A man with glasses, a goatee, and a wide-brimmed leather/cowboy hat is in the foreground at the lower left, wearing a dark t-shirt with partially visible text (”…A GAME?”) and a HACK4KIDZ lanyard. Behind him, a projector screen displays a two-player game show scoreboard in glowing green terminal monospaced typeface titled “Hacker Password,” with contestants labeled “NOT JOHNNY XMAS” (left) and “JOHNNY XMAS” (right), each currently scored at 0, with plus/minus score control buttons beneath each name. A microphone on a stand is visible in front of the right side of the screen, and overhead stage lights wash out the top of the frame.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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lintile @lintile.lol · 25/04/2026
Just keep on crying It's a sign of the times It’s all gonna be AI from here You’re gonna have to quell your fear Just keep on crying It could still be alright Real beauty lives right in your brain You can love yourself right through the pain
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lintile @lintile.lol · 10/04/2026
MARKDOWNMAXXING
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 21/02/2026
Anyone wanna join a group chat where we don't talk about anything, just post pics of the places where we're drinking Millers? @r0wdy.sk33t.expert @lintile.lol @soitwent.bsky.social
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lintile @lintile.lol · 20/02/2026
This is your periodic reminder that GitHub is properly pronounced “djit-hub”.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 17/02/2026
Never ask quicksort to advise your startup; it’ll immediately pivot
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Straithe @straithe.com · 17/02/2026
I am transitioning from tech to being an independent artist. My first collection, “Ceramic Companion Ghosts: Classic”, is ready for adoption! If one of these ghosts calls to you and you must have it, message me. Each one is available via private auction/sale until February 24th. Happy Haunting!
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lintile @lintile.lol · 02/02/2026
this “interaction” is being “recorded” for “quality” and “training” “purposes”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 27/01/2026
the lion does not concern itself with the opinions of the CEO who send a texted this morning from an unknown number, called the lion by the full exact name on its linkedin, and needs the lion to drive to CVS and buy Google Play gift cards with cash
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lintile @lintile.lol · 19/12/2025
phishing : botnet :: fishing : bought net
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lintile @lintile.lol · 15/12/2025
Shower thoughts: if your IP allowlist is too permissive, and the attacker comes at you from an allowlisted IP, does that make it an In-CIDR threat?
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/12/2025
You probably didn’t know that the same Takeshi Kaga that was the chairman on the original Iron Chef alternated playing Jean Valjean *and* Javert in the 1987 Japanese run of productions of Les Miserables, but now you do! Allez cuisine!
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a feather in his mouth while wearing a red cape .
ALT: a man is holding a feather in his mouth while wearing a red cape .
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/11/2025
Some of you haven’t thought about Gallagher in a long time, and it really shows.
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 31/10/2025
. @east.burbsec.com afterparty with @lintile.lol is lit fam
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lintile @lintile.lol · 21/10/2025
One of the most limiting things any information security practitioner can do is assume that only way to secure something is through architectural patterns you are familiar with. The ability to reliably derive conclusions from first principles is a superpower.
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 18/10/2025
Excited to see @lintile.lol navigate the entirety of this in Quèbècois @hackfest.bsky.social
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/10/2025
X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
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lintile @lintile.lol · 11/10/2025
ricksturbation | rik-stur-ˈbā-shən | noun The act of inadvertently activating a Rick Roll link, video, or trap that one has personally created or deployed, typically after forgetting its location or nature; the ironic experience of becoming victim to one’s own prank.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 26/09/2025
git blame but for serotonin
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lintile @lintile.lol · 24/09/2025
Do I have at least 6 hackers that like the UK game show OnlyConnect? ... that might want to playtest a Hacker-focused round I wrote?
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lintile @lintile.lol · 18/09/2025
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/09/2025
Your #DFIU category today is OG HACKER SHIRTS This Ron Rivest 1987 cipher, illegal to export from the US (mathematical munitions), fit on 3 lines of Perl and adorned t-shirts as a form of civil disobedience before becoming the WEP protocol's greatest weakness
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lintile @lintile.lol · 17/08/2025
Remember: Every time you get a #HackerJeopardy networking question wrong, somewhere in the world, a router spontaneously reboots itself out of spite. #DFIU
A gray cartoon Wi-Fi router with expressive eyes squeezed shut and tears flowing down. It has arms, one fist clenched while the other presses a big red button labeled “REBOOT.” A speech bubble above it says “REBOOTING…”
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/08/2025
Nobody: Me now that it’s almost football season:
Lintile, dressed as an American football referee in a black-and-white striped shirt with white knicker-style pants and black piped hat, stands under the goalpost with both arms raised straight up, signaling a successful score. A car and farm field are in the background.
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lintile @lintile.lol · 16/08/2025
What’s in the box? Wrong answers only.
A person dressed as a referee, wearing a white cap, black-and-white striped shirt, white shorts, and a pink wristband, is grinning broadly while holding a hair dryer in each hand in front of a bathroom sink. A large locked-treasure-chest emoji obscures part of the lower left of the image.
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 15/08/2025
Once again putting a call out for anyone who may know what happened to this guy. Bet he has a great story, and @lintile.lol and I want to unironically do something awesome for him. Please let us know if you have any leads. youtu.be/SXmv8quf_xM?...
youtu.be
How to view someones IP address and connection speed!
YouTube video by NextGenHacker101
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✴️Carl✴️Cosmos✴️ @cillic.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Just @lintile.lol and @dadbaud.cocktailcon.org waiting for me to give them something. Not sure if i ever figured it out.
Lintile and Dadbaud at a bar
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lintile @lintile.lol · 10/08/2025
Hackers solve problems. I believe in our community. #DFIU
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lintile @lintile.lol · 01/08/2025
#DFIU
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lintile @lintile.lol · 30/07/2025
If you’re 1337 enough to be on BlueSky, you’re 1337 enough to find two of your fucking friends and sign up to play Hacker Jeopardy at @defcon.bsky.social do it for the memes do it for the free beer do it to be roasted by me (lovingly) hackerjeopardy.com n00bs welcomed. #DFIU
The hacker Jeopardy promo poster three podiums Friday and Saturday 8 PM live at DEFCON 33
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lintile @lintile.lol · 12/07/2025
The real pleasure was just getting to be in the same video chat with the actual @sherrod.bsky.social🫶
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