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Sam TheCravenOne

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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 3h
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 4h
I've posted my pics from this year's trip to Chicago for @blueteamcon.com ! (Yes, I know there are no pictures from the con in there)
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Chicago in September for Blue Team Con 2026
Pictures from this year’s trip to Chicago for Blue Team Con 2026
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Ennui-tery @jerkwheatery.bsky.social · 5h
Guy in an Aggie hat saw my Hog hat and said with a laugh “hope you have a terrible day on Saturday” I responded “I always do” and I don’t think he was ready for it
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 29/09/2026
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More Dots: Stick Figure Animation
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Max's tips for job interviews: - don't bring a drink - mirror the interviewer's body language and speech patterns - fake identical sports interests, political beliefs, and religion - congrats now they think they're hiring themselves - of course it feels icky, do you want the job or not
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026
Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation
Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is
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❌👑 Bernadette🫘🟧💙🐈‍⬛ @vintageknits.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this Texas/Tennessee game is for referees what that driving test video with every threat on the road is for learners' permit holders
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 26/09/2026
Doing the thing with nine video games
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Hot Flash Dance Party @misscurly12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hello my precious.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 25/09/2026
Yeah, so much this. Just read this.
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He who does not code, neither shall he eat
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 25/09/2026
@misscurly12.bsky.social
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Thomas Jerome @thomasjerome.com · 24/09/2026
Naming the "Ableism" list so that a screen reader pronounces it "Four bee ell three one ess em", 10/10 bit
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 23/09/2026
HBO will finally stand for Hot Babes Only
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 23/09/2026
This airport Chili’s has played two Blues Traveler songs in the last twenty minutes.
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John Popper Sings 'The Hook' by Blues Traveler
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 23/09/2026
Dearest Cubs, my girlfriend says I can't finish until you do
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 23/09/2026
There was a time when everyone on my team knew the name Brent Rambo
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Brent Rambo Thumbs Up Meme
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 22/09/2026
Finally got my passport
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 22/09/2026
Chicago’s Sears Tower has entered the chat.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 22/09/2026
I once took an AWS training course that showed a completely different interface than the live AWS interface. The class was only two months old.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/09/2026
"next time, log in with your face or fingerprint!" fuck you. log in with my foot up your ass
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 22/09/2026
See also The Metroplex
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's simple, everyone who moved to my neighborhood after me is a yuppie transplant, and everyone who moved to my neighborhood before me is a gatekeeping squatter
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 20/09/2026
lol bears
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 20/09/2026
lol bears
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AL @machostackhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
at the thrift store @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
A shelf of VHS tapes at a thrift store with a handwritten sign saying “NOW With More SPEED!”. There is a row of nine identical VHS copies of the 1994 film “Speed” starring Keanu Reeves artfully displayed to show his face along the top of the shelf.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/09/2026
We’re Google. Don’t crawl us, we’ll crawl you.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 20/09/2026
"All glory to God and Hotty Fuckin' Toddy" - Trinidad Chambliss
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 20/09/2026
DEATH TAXES LANE KIFFIN BEIN AN ASS
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 17/09/2026
Me: *puts on Paula Abdul* @soitwent.bsky.social: Oh, is @misscurly12.bsky.social coming over?
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Paula Abdul and Dancers Perform
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The real reason I spend so much time at the circus school is that I have been slowly developing an immunity to clowns. This allows me to continue to do tech policy.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 14/09/2026
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 14/09/2026
If you’re getting too much light through your beef window, just close your beef curtains.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 14/09/2026
Hey have you seen how good looking my friend @cillic.bsky.social is!?
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the most "I can't believe this is legal" thing in football
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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MotorWeek @motorweek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uhhh, we're gonna go with option 2 #MotorWeekRetro
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Congratulations to @lookitup.baby for being the first person I've heard say "chinga la migra" on stage at a tech conference 🔥🔥🔥 @blueteamcon.com
Photo of Ian on stage at a conference with a photo of a goose and the phrase WHO KEEPS US SAFE? "
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 11/09/2026
UTEP debuting an early contender for uniform of the year this weekend their "Heritage Night" home opener vs Texas Southern in the Sun Bowl. The design features the campus' previous name: Texas Western College.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i can tell it’s football season again because the men i follow keep making posts that are just a guy‘s name in all caps, sometimes with an exclamation point
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 10/09/2026
She had bread-scoring lame The kind you find at a table la sur
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 10/09/2026
One of my dad's strongest opinions is that Lonesome Dove is the best thing that ever has or will be on television. Inviting comparisons to such a beloved rendition is certainly a bold choice, especially with so many other great McMurtry options.
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Sam TheCravenOne @seemsgood.lol · 09/09/2026
Anyone hiring for cyber basics?
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merritt @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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high king pʰɪɫnɒk @pilnok.dad · 08/09/2026
It's 10,000 hours to become an expert at something but I have over 100,000 hours of sleep practice and I'm only getting worse?
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