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well my name is Digger and I’m here to say I’m deft at satire in a Strangelove way I got a shovel and a real dead cat you’ll find yourself asking “they spent *how much* to make *that?*”

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vankaisersoze @vankaisersoze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It was so hot today the squirrels in Central Park went to see Digger for the AC

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Three Rings for Erica under the sky, Seven for Rita in their halls of stone, Nine for Monica doomed to die, One for Tina on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, here I am A little bit of you marks the Fall of Man

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Introducing Gurpo

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Scott Lapatine @scott.stereogum.com · 20/09/2026

Though he did participate in a seemingly spontaneous noise jam at an Athens vintage market in 2023, Deerhunter and Atlas Sound’s Bradford Cox has stayed out of the public eye this decade. Today, he returned to the stage with all new material at Philly’s Making Time ∞ – his first show in seven years.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Long Jeff Buckley might be a better pirate Jeff Buckley pun (mojo pun), but I fear long Jeff Buckley will pursue me through my dreams.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Landlubber You Should’ve Come Over - Long John Buckley

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america’s local band cheekface @cheekface.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

parquet courts where are you

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ed Sheeran Spinal Tap and 🤝 and Contest Winner Puppet Show

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

have you seen that dominos commercial for the small pizza where the people sharing the big pizza crash the car because pizza too big; it’s still a dominos pizza that kills those people.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

welp that’s enough panopticon for today

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

the fucked up thing is, having an aisle seat gives me the confidence that I won’t have to get up anyway

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I just watched a movie where Sam Elliott throws a grenade into a flying jet, and the jet lands safely and comes to a complete stop before exploding, clearly because production could only afford to blow up a stationary plane. I just watched a masterpiece.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

when the takeout arrives and everyone else gets suddenly squirrelly about eating.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

characters in pharmaceutical ads taking a smoke break while countless, escalating side effects are recited is just another of those “Verhoven was being subtle” details of modern life.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

just got nine tattoos and feeling REALLY dumb right now

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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

mamdani is also part of the das racist extended universe? makes too much sense

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

i do not know which of the coheadliners is coheadlining first and my edible consumption kinda depends on that

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Oh Mama Could this really be the end To be stuck inside a claw machine at the Lloyd Center again [aggressive harmonica]

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

ever had a barber who only cut the hairs you told them to cut? I asked for a beard trim but he left my soul patch long. It looks like my mustache has a cedilla.

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

gotta leave the room when that chatgpt commercial comes on where the boomer lady talks to ai like the kind of customer who drove me out of retail

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clay 🪴 @claypot.blue · 06/08/2026

181. ⚫️

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

[peering at chicken through oven door]: I gotcha right where I want ya

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John Lurie @johnlurie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Everyone came to see the purple thing

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s like crazy seeing people gas up the Emily Wilson review, it’s very racist lol

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the leader of my childhood friend group has come back to enlist us for one last adventure

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

he’s not eating he’s spending all his per diem on pouches

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

[pat benatar voice]: oceans are battlefields

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jon quixote @jwash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

[santa claus voice]: call me ishmael

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Melissa Dever @melissadever.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

“The notion that we must spend our time in endless debate with unconvinceable people is designed to rob us of our time and energy. The notion that we need to work out the redemption of people who have shown no interest in redemptive work is a narcissistic enablement.”

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