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Graeme K

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I prefer Mastodon but this is a fine “we have Mastodon at home” I guess.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The President is unable to stay awake during Oval Office press conferences
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the argument for women should know better than to go into a rape den like a frat house, explain to me why a rape house like a fraternity is allowed to exist at all.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 01/10/2026
Fuck the death penalty.
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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ball don’t lie
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lol, is it?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GOP Consultants : what do you mean she just fucking tweeted it out
Marjorie Taylor Greene
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S.
southern border in several years, why now?
Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the
GOP needs to scare you into voting because
nothing else is working.

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Over 400 aliens predominantly from
Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday,
ready to make their way to the US southern
border ... Here's footage of the caravan.
Someone is incentivizing this movement, t ...

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@Anth ... . 1d
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Right on schedule.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The government is asking Republican men to donate their Peter Millar polos and Lululemon slim-stretch chinos so they can convert the polyester back into petroleum.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
we're boarding now. a gate attendant literally screamed at us to board by boarding group... and a hundred people just laughed in her face. we have formed a self-governing society at this point and her attempt to order us around is oddly funny
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
it's JD's first day at standing school (Kent Nishimura/Pool via Getty)
pic of JD standing while talking to reporters on an airport tarmac looking off balance and a bit like 3 kids in a suit
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edacuk.bsky.social @edacuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
He doesn't care about votes. He doesn't care about the law. He cares about TV. This might be the most consequential action taken by anybody so far, which is tragic.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 21/09/2026
I promise you I am going to vote for Keisha Lance Bottoms but I also promise you I am not going to like it or campaign for her.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 21/09/2026
Santigold had the best set of #shakyknees and it was awesome. Gorillaz kicked ass too.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 20/09/2026
For some reason @hollyhefner.bsky.social never even offered.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 20/09/2026
Someone buy me this bear and candle please.
Please.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't really know how to navigate this tactfully because cars aren't great in general and EVs remain expensive, but through the power of paying attention, I've managed to notice that electricity costs are so much more stable than the cost of a fuel you buy constantly to set on fire.
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hi if you are in Minneapolis and are this 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog, get medical attention immediately!
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Ben McCarthy @benricem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The banality of evil.
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Holly Hefner @hollyhefner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did we all know Danny Elfman is ✨ripped✨?
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 19/09/2026
Danny Elfman rocks in concert. Mostly played his new music. Had a whole orchestra backing him up to play his movie stuff while he took vocal breaks. Me and about 100 other old people in the crowd got super pumped when Dead Man's Party started. Naturally the song you're thinking of was the big pop.
Danny Elfman park stageDead Man’s Party
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Ben McCarthy @benricem.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another year has passed and we still lack the technology to automatically rename "Ben's 17 Pro" to "Ben's 18 Pro" when changing devices
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 18/09/2026
Confused as hell by the job but crazy about @hollyhefner.bsky.social.
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Michael McLean @michaelmclean.me · 17/09/2026
Robert E Lee was the most overrated general in history. Woof. towardsdatascience.com/napoleon-was...
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3 days ago I wrote 12K in a day and now I am finally recovered so it basically averaged out to about 4K a day which I could have done without killing myself and thats why inspiration is bullshit to be avoided at all costs
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Arby’s Martha’s Vineyard Salad (2004-2009): A bed of mixed field greens and romaine lettuce tossed with chunks of grilled chicken, craisins, diced apples, raspberries, grape tomatoes, and shredded cheese. It came with a packet of slivered almonds and warm, *incredibly* sweet raspberry vinaigrette
A view from above of a tossed salad in a paper bowl, containing mixed greens, grilled chicken, cheese, almonds, and fruit
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Politics-watchers have long been exasperated by those with leverage to make things better but who refuse to use that leverage, but my read has been the general public hasn't picked up on this particular problem. Thank you, Ed Sheeran, for your service in educating the normies.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
history is genuinely going to look back on this era and ask what a society has to do to be debauched enough to freely elect an admin whose no 1 agenda was international protection of and solidarity with sexual assaulters irrespective of the species they assaulted
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's strange to me that people seem to be more upset at Ed Sheeran than the billionaire owners of the stadiums that threatened to ban him.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 14/09/2026
@hollyhefner.bsky.social How did we (I) not know that Ed Sheeran, Sex Haver was pitched to Rihanna?!
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I’ve said before, a lot of modern American Evangelicalism is just a lifestyle brand for right-wing authoritarianism. It has no real core principles; its function is just to ventriloquize whatever otherwise-indefensible view serves power as a command from God.
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Spencer Koelle @spencerkoelle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Paramount should sell the entire Star Trek franchise to Tawny Newsome for $5. It's not too late to do the right thing.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We've learned about Persian desert-powered ice pits, now let's learn about Iron Age Persian AIR CONDITIONING. How did people live in the hottest part of the world before you could dial down the thermostat & hope your electric bill gets lost in the mail? Let's learn about 'badgirs' or wind towers.
Yazd - Badgir - Windcatcher, a tower with poles sticking out at odd angles, decorated in geometric figures atop flat roofs.
CREDIT: Alireza Javaheri
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Jared Brock @agentscone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh my god we have Tarmogoyf and Dark Confidant in standard and they both suck what a time to be alive.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For all the messed up shit he made in the Echoverse, we all have to admit that Jace cooked when he decided that in a perfect world Tarmogoyf is a playable card.
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His Bark Materials🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌌 @oneiriccanid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear people have completely memory-holed how equal marriage happened and what it took to secure it. It’s insane. It was only a fucking decade ago.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
The problem with plumping Charlie Kirk as a right-wing martyr was that there was no there there, there was just shitposting, "debate" and grift. The modern US right is neither smart nor canny enough to understand why no else saw Kirk as acceptable for secular canonization. He ain't no Dolly.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/09/2026
RIP 800,000 third party camera apps.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
aside from everything else, it's very funny to pretend that hiring "GHOST writers" ever made you, yourself, an author. you are simply describing two types of guys who did not write a book
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George E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think we're at the point where we can incredibly comfortably say that your attitude towards Reform, Restore, MAGA, the AfD etc is how you'd have responded to fascism in the 1930s
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