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Graeme K

@juxentente.com
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 29/09/2026
Meanwhile at Lake Lanier.
Lake of the Dead
Land
When Lake of the Dead comes
into play, sacrifice a swamp or
bury Lake of the Dead.
•: Add * to your mana pool.
o: Sacrifice a swamp to add **
to your mana pool.
Illus. Pere Venters
© 1996 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. All rights reserved.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 20/09/2026
Someone buy me this bear and candle please.
Please.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 19/09/2026
Danny Elfman rocks in concert. Mostly played his new music. Had a whole orchestra backing him up to play his movie stuff while he took vocal breaks. Me and about 100 other old people in the crowd got super pumped when Dead Man's Party started. Naturally the song you're thinking of was the big pop.
Danny Elfman park stageDead Man’s Party
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/09/2026
RIP 800,000 third party camera apps.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 06/09/2026
Fweeeee
Tawny Newsome and Some White Guy
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 03/09/2026
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 26/08/2026
@hollyhefner.bsky.social got me a sticker book.
Hornet on the awesome rock
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly coming back in a few days to cleanse the US of evil.
Dolly would be Elspeth for sure.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 16/08/2026
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 12/08/2026
@doulingo.bsky.social I'm sorry, WHO has a typo, exactly?
How dare you.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 03/08/2026
This is apparently the single oldest non-photo image in my Photos library. My babies are super old now, but @hollyhefner.bsky.social and I used to quote this to each other all the time when they weren't. Thank you @katebeaton.bsky.social
For babies
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 03/08/2026
Hmmm.
Garbage’s first three albums.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 02/08/2026
You had to be an actual $3.1 millionaire to live like this forty years ago.
Man’s feet watching soccer in the tub.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 01/08/2026
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 25/07/2026
Accurate
No notes.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 18/07/2026
My view after an 8 mile run in an extreme heat advisory. I ran up the steep hill twice but walked it thrice after because I wanted to finish. I was a lot faster in the middle of winter, shockingly. Tried to pace myself at least. Hardest part was the ice cream truck at 7.6 miles. No, I'm not joking.
A vornado fanRun times Run segments
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 12/07/2026
No one gets to see you like your spouse does.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 30/06/2026
Is it the best way to learn a language? No. Is it a good way to learn a language? Also no. Have I been doing it a long time and feel a sense of accomplishment? A little.
Duolingo diamond tournament victory
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 27/05/2026
Fun discovery today. Our local store, Dunwoody Photo, has apparently started hand rolling their own canisters of Kodak Vision3. Unlike CineStill you're supposed to develop this in the cinema process still, which they do. And the canisters are adorable. #analog #film
35mm film canisters
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 23/05/2026
@atp.fm All this talk of how crazy John's shell default shell is and how no-one should use it. I was trained wrong as a joke, too! And yes, I genuinely prefer this to zsh most of the time.
PowerShell as the default shell in Terminal.app
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 20/05/2026
What the hell is wrong with you people.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 29/04/2026
Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 25/04/2026
Ferris wheel.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 11/04/2026
One of these things…
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/04/2026
Haha @hollyhefner.bsky.social is stuck with me forever and has to take me to fancy restaurants in Catalonia.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/04/2026
Anyway still in Barcelona. 🥰
Human couple in front of serrated mountain. Hat ghosts.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 05/04/2026
I’ve been in a million museums and I had to come to Barcelona to find one that finally describes pirates and privateers as “those fuckers!” (paraphrased).
Text describing piracy.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 08/03/2026
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 23/02/2026
Duolingo league, I apologize for the point inflation I probably caused this week, but it could not stand.
Promotion to diamond league.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 15/02/2026
Featuring @hollyhefner.bsky.social’s hands and voice.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 14/02/2026
Don’t worry, the rest is in the actual trunk.
Apple ][ in a trunk.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 14/02/2026
What’s the over-under on me being the first person to have an in-box Apple ][ diskette in the frunk of a Mach-E.
Frunk of a Mach-E with an Apple ][ diskette in a box.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/02/2026
First, this is great. Second, this is on brand.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 21/01/2026
But some day.
Looking forward to Trump’s past tense article.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 15/01/2026
License plate saying “Graeme”
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 11/01/2026
“Sir how would you describe your wife?” “Oh she’s a…”
Shaved Italian Blend cheese container.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 09/01/2026
Oooh it's been a bit since these have come around. I've upped both scores since then. Going to Spain in April to ratchet that up...
US Level 94Europe Level 20
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 05/01/2026
I don’t talk about my wife enough on here. Yesterday, she didn’t change out of her Outside Clothes when we returned from the art museum and settled in to play videogames on the couch. When I came to retrieve her later for dinner, I found her transformed into a cute muppet. @hollyhefner.bsky.social
A living caricature of an English professor and an adorable artist photographed at the High Museum in Atlanta. Meep meep.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 25/12/2025
This book weighs more than my children.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 25/12/2025
Waiting for my kids to wake up so I can see what Santa brought me. Let’s go you lazy-ass children.
Christmas tree and presents. Christmas tree and presents.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 21/12/2025
Mouse fainting from shock at the audacity of this sandwich.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 13/12/2025
Lego Christmas Village has been summoned.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 12/12/2025
It’s not actually funny you didn’t miss anything.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 03/12/2025
I don’t always like where this company is going but I can’t abandon that streak yet.
Duolingo annual stats.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 30/11/2025
We did the thing. It is delicious. Thank you for your service.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 24/11/2025
I know cardio fitness on the watch is effectively a random number generator but after a cold and new medicine I’m not liking this.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 17/11/2025
Part 54: Somewhat Damaged vs Closer I'm not sure if I'm going to be out on a limb with this opinion or not, but I feel like I might be. This one isn't particularly close. Somewhat Damaged is fucking amazing. Closer is merely great. i.imgflip.com/ace0ap.jpg
Call an ambulance meme because Somewhat Damaged is murdering Closer to death
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 31/10/2025
I’d post it but some of it is spoilery. They (Alfie) also made me post some highlights to YouTube so he could show people.
Screenshot of an iMessage conversation.
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Graeme K @juxentente.com · 21/10/2025
🫡
Two badly mismatched songs in Plex.
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