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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon looks like he swallowed the big JBL Speaker. Are those his bones?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When It happens it might be like this, unnoticed by anyone on live tv for a few minutes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, yes we can
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
considering the whole of a person who has considered the hole of an animal
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your pal caitlin @sacaitlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
them fancy spatula tricks
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maitland-Niles from distance to tie it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tyrique George picks the top corner
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Flo Balogun can still play for Everton this fall if Gianni Infantino has the courage.
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N Sims @copyrightlibn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And now, half of a small sampling of the political stuff in Creative Activities: more than one "Come Back With A Warrant" cross-stitches, more than one doll of MPR'S Sam Strooza valiantly reporting in her bathrobe and slippers.
An adorable cartoony cross-stitch of a house with cute trees, colorful balloons, and hearts. Between the hearts it says "Come back with a warrant".A cross-stitched wreath of blue and purple flowers with green foliage, presented in an embroidery hoop covered in lavender gingham. In the center it says "Come back with a warrant."A small crocheted doll of a woman in a bathrobe and slippers, holding a phone.A knit (I think) doll with yarn hair, a separately knit bathrobe, and slippers, holding a toy phone. The photo taken of reporter Strooza is reproduced next to the doll.
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
did some laundry today #UTFT
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wtf is with the order of the difficulty today? www.maptap.gg August 25 68😑 87🎓 100🎯 96🔥 97🔥 Final score: 934
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
If your girl:
-drinks a lot of water
-causes drama 
-remembers everything 

That’s not your girl, that’s a data center
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Awkward moment in the Brazilian top flight: Coritiba player falls into a tunnel celebrating against Chapecoense, only for the goal to be ruled out for offside
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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JP @jpnew.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dudes rock
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lyft driver turned on the classic rock station when i got into the car, officially washed.
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jul 21 www.maptap.gg/challenge 98🔥 76🌞 98🔥 94🏆 98🔥 Score: 946 in 16.1s (9.4s to spare!)
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
the fuck is this pregame
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
definitely not my first, but watching 'dead presidents' with my dad was memorable!
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
HOME DEPOT: We didn't tweak the design or anything. The skeleton just started doing it on its own. And the only thing it says is the exact date that you will die. We cannot kill it because it was born dead.
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Gary Hazy
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@tonycampari.bsky.social 0-0 in your world
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
here for the real battle (english people vs. hope)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
pausa de hidratación
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the bus will be parked and filled with cement, I fear
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone save this kid! Luis Suarez is eating his ear!
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Isaac K. Lee @isaacklee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You think Jordan Pickford is scared of this? Please. He plays for Everton.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
melted GI Joe
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
@darthamin.bsky.social I hope this finds you well
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
oh my
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/06/2026
The Dutch are spending their whole per diem at Dan Flashes
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
@jilltucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the losers and whiners will call me a cheat ⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jun 24 www.maptap.gg/challenge 98🔥 94🏆 100🎯 95🏆 99🔥 Score: 974 in 20.5s (4.9s to spare!)
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Harry Kane with an absolute chimney!
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
www.maptap.gg June 23 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 100🎯 94🏅 Final score: 972
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Let’s take a look at how Apple’s auto captioning is working on Elmo
Elmo in a USA soccer jersey

No one loves you, and no one loves you, and no one loves you and Tim USA, and everybody who's playing.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: The wild Father may often create strange trophies as part of its social rituals.
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@tonycampari.bsky.social ⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - Jun 20 www.maptap.gg/challenge 96🏅 98🔥 94🏆 99🔥 92👑 Score: 955 in 19.7s (5.7s to spare!)
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 18/06/2026
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justkozz.bsky.social @justkozz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@gwedlid.bsky.social no right backs in this match that would look good in royal blue?
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
This is why i actually believe that line about how there's nothing wrong with the US that can't be fixed by what is right about the US
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 14/06/2026
Sean Dyche got on TikTok and they ended him with the very first comment
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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
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