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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh I know that guy, that’s the The Good The Bad & The Queen guy right
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wait I don’t see NHL ‘94 on there 🧐
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
and they have my full support for whatever they need
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Aragorn II Elessar: You Have My Sword
Alt: Aragorn II Elessar: You Have My Sword meme
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m brave enough to say it- INTI is the best Indian curry in the twin cities, by a considerable margin. they’re about to take over
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
about to be a riot at this Trucksploration event bc half the kids are going nuts on all the truck horns while the other half are desperately searching for a sensory room
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if your pillowcase seams aren’t lined up at the top and bottom of your pillow then your pillow won’t work properly, just an fyi
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
but enough about Ed Sheeran’s music,
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
happy new Gruffalo book release day to those who celebrate
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 15/09/2026
we’re all looking for the party’s unflinching support that did this
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
umm ok here’s a list of ways this post is problematic in ways you probably don’t even realize (1/18)
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
there are entire large clothing brands right now built on the single idea that we need special pants for the airport
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he did actually clarify that it meant he would spend his days asking people to go to the bowling fields [sic] with him 🥹
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our oldest started kindergarten today so we made The Sign, and after thinking long and hard about what he wanted to be when he grows up, he decided ‘bowling man’ I will stop at nothing to make sure that becomes a real job that he can have bc he’s a creative genius
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you may not like it but this is what Peak Neighboring looks like
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“I’m a professional football player for the 49ers”
30 Rock meme of Steve Buscemi saying “how do you do, fellow kids” but here “kids” is replaced with “professional football players”
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
give Wile E Coyote an oscar nom you cowards
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
hello! my name is timmy (blumhouse 2027)
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
obvi tomorrow would lose some points right off the hop since it can’t be another @datbriguy.bsky.social hang, but that still leaves plenty of room for it to be like an 8 or 9 out of 10 day
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had exceptional paneer tikka masala for lunch today at INTI, then saw Coyote vs Acme which was the most fun I’ve had at a theater prob since I was a kid. now I’m honestly trying to assess how psychotic it would be if I just… did both those things again tomorrow
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this Target is playing Afterthought by Tame Impala over the store speakers, that’s like not even in the top 5 singles from that album 🤔 they truly did blow up into global muzak, get that bag Kev
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A Bloody Woodstake @tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot
A mascot painted on the wall of a high school. It says  “cornjerkers” and the mascot is an awful ear of corn with brown hair holding a football and kicking, I want to say, a soccer ball.
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Attendance for Weird Al Yankovic at the Minnesota State Fair Grandstand: 14,018 (sold out).
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
and yes, I thought ~half of Deadbeat was a stinker too. but it was clearly just made to be played live
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
jumping in to say that the show was amazing, really hit on all of Kevin’s specialties, by which I mean he just kinda Vibed his way around the circle stage while the crowd was entranced by lights and grooves. I was actually preferring the new songs by the end, they had the whole place floating
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Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈 @rossraihala.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was worried about Tame Impala tonight because the new album is a dud. But holy shit it was a *fantastic* show. The crowd was really diverse, too, from parents to teens to everything in between. It was like the Breakfast Club up in that bitch. Gift link to my review:
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Concert review: Tame Impala makes magic at sold-out Target Center show
A wildly diverse crowd of about 18,000 fell under the spell of the Australian psychedelic dance act.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
pure magic through and through, nobody controls a vibe like him
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Surly was the perfect size venue for them, to be sure. but I personally thought the joy filled the place from start to finish last night, at least on the floor it was definitely palpable
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sure I’m totally chill, totally totally, extremely chill, it’s only Tame Impala Day why do you ask
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Usain Bolt could not be reached for comment as he was busy hanging out telling jokes grooving to music savoring delicious food and otherwise deepening his relationships by just straight vibing out with his friends and family
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help me find a GA floor ticket to the Tame Impala show
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
cream cheese churros from Centro my goodness
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Lauren Kirchner @lkirchner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Consumer Reports tested 13 e-scooters to rate and review. But because of the frequency of injuries being reported - including injuries sustained by the CR testers themselves in this process - CR is not recommending ANY. www.consumerreports.org/cars/electri...
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We Tested 13 Electric Scooters. We Don’t Recommend Any. - Consumer Reports
CR doesn't recommend e-scooters because of their high speeds and rising injury rates. Two of CR's testers sustained injuries while evaluating e-scooters, too.
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
many are saying
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem lcd soundsystem
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
huge thief. gigantic even
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what is an acceptable amount for a grow up to sweat at an indoor kids adventure park, asking for a friend
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two raccoons are sitting at a table with a bunch of podcast recording equipment. Raccoon one says into the microphone, “you gotta cut the negativity out of your life.” Panel 2: raccoon replies, “facts” Panel 3: raccoon 1 continues with his hands clasped together to capture the sincerity of his monologue, “that way you have more time to eat garbage.” Raccoon 2 contributes, “that’s facts”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Peggy Flanagan: "We need to rip ICE apart and stop from them from terrorizing our communities"
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we need to make all marketing emails and cold-intro LinkedIn recruiting msgs cost money, I may run on this platform
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
can we maybe get like 1 or 2 grocery store aisles that are only for the non-protein added stuff
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
horrible amateur MS paint drawing of a food service cart. the middle of the cart is sticking up like a KKK hood with two eyeholes cut out of it. wispy yellow hair is drawn over the eyes, which makes no sense, but is meant to show that the person in the cart and in the hood is donald trump.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gets incredible air here
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
ALT: I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it’s that one, right there. the one pictured
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just Dave @justdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
found a hole
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Alex Schieferdecker @alexschief.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Minneapolis Public Schools is looking for bicycle mechanics (or even just enthusiastic volunteers) to help tune up the district's fleet so that they are ready for 4th/5th grade bike education this fall! Drop-in sessions are open from August 10-19, basically all day. Sign up here: bit.ly/mpsbike
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2026 Summer Bike Maintenance Sign-Up
Help us get MPS bike fleets ready for next school year! Please indicate your availability below and MPS will be in touch with more directions. Thank you! Where? Northeast Minneapolis- precise direct...
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