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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

hey doc, it hurts when i go like this [mimes waking up in the morning]

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Pleased to note that both Partner and I have a clear preference for aesc.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Finally had things align well enough to get a flu shot and covid booster this morning. Craned my neck to look in the sticker box and said, “Ooh, you have Jurassic Park stickers. I should tell my partner.” I do miss getting a sucker or a sticker after an appointment.

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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026

The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.

Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec Guinness

Hayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Richelle Sepulveda @richellesepulveda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

One of my fantasy novel pet peeves is a single "common tongue" being something all of the poor and/or non-nobility speak, while the rich nobility speak a variety of languages fluently. I also dislike "the old tongue" when it has current speakers because they were mostly isolated from the world.

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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 24/09/2026

Dr. Dastard pressed the button. Nothing happened. "I cut the wires," Captain Clever said, "you won't rain death and destruction on the world today." "What? My rockets were going to fetch ice asteroids to crash them into the moon." "Why?" "To make an ocean, to let the moon experience tides too."

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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The importance of harnessing the power of legacy brands to deliver maximum shareholder value

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Kevin Bacon is six degrees away Five degrees now, sir *alarm sirens blare* Four degrees Sir he’s breached the perimeter Three degrees Sir Two degrees One *kevin bacon crashes through the ceiling*

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Title: Gentlemen! Are you in want of a wife? Allow our algorithm to assist!

Image: a series of yes/no questions for that lead to different outcomes.

Questions include “are you rich?”, “are you dashing?”, “are you a rake” and “are you a vicar?”

Outcomes include “You win the most beautiful daughter of the richest man in the county!”, “You remain a bachelor”, “You marry a dowdy cousin” and “You rescue a 23-year-old from Spinsterhood”.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.

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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ancient and beautiful amber pendants worn by hunter-gatherers during the Danish Mesolithic some 10,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology

My photo shows three glossy, bright orange, drop-shaped pieces of amber arranged in a row against a dark background in a museum display case. Each piece of amber is decorated with finely incised patterns. The smalleest piece on the left is decorated with a comb motif- three horizontal lines with short vertical lines on top. The largest piece in the middle has a patchwork of alternating incised rectangles, and the piece on the right has four evenly spaced horizontal rows a Ross the surface made up of drilled pits. Each piece of amber has a hole at the top suggesting it was attached to a cord to be worn as jewellery or suspended.

Amber has many properties which may have been associated with 'magic'. For example, when rubbed against fur, amber produces static electricity which can give off sparks in the dark, make hair stand on end, and attract small things towards it.

These pieces are part of the collections of the National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen. They are currently on loan at the State Museum of Prehistory in Halle, Germany for the ‘Shamaness’ temporary exhibition.

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Half-hour lunches are hard to get used to after years of eating whenever and however much I wanted. Today's frozen meal has a gravy that brings to mind the joke about coffee that resembles making love in a canoe. 😑

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 25/09/2026

this is just to say i have eaten the moon that was in my orbit and which you were probably wanting to observe forgive me it was delicious so crunchy and so cold

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Sea Scøpe @seascope27.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Credit Carp

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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A continuation of an older artwork titled "Pancake time!" c: ...wallpaper goodies, link in bio!

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't care terribly much about the label on this package being in metric, but I do care that either I'm supposed to know the circumference of my ankle in centimeters top of my head or carry a tape measure that I can whip out in public to check. Come on now.

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Things I want to say to the other players at the beginning of Cata Timewalking LFD runs:

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Paul Killeen @pkilleenphoto.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

'The IsolatedTree' Delving into some old files from 2025, I came across this image and felt it deserved another look. Sometimes an image only reveals itself with time. #FineArtLandscape #Ireland #Minimalist #NaturePhotography #LandscapePhotography

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Unsure if it's a bodily response to the seasonal change or if I'm genuinely ill but I'm not enjoying the “my head is stuffed with cotton wool”(*) sensation. Also slept in for nearly three hours beyond my usual wakeup time. *(Yes, thanks brain gremlins, still thankful it's not pastede on, yay.)

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha

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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 20/09/2026

2026

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh hell. No wonder that whole thing today hit like a "you're too much" conversation, it *was* one of those and done in front of a small audience without, you know, specifically naming names but the specific problems being described were all stuff I'd applied to a task last week.

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Partner became familiar with oviposition thanks to my sociological impulses and then was far less pleased to encounter it independently in its less monster-fucky usage in a Seanan McGuire novel. 😂

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 21/09/2026

bouba and kiki

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thinking about customer service people's limits for dealing with angry customers today. There are days when ranting and over-the-top accusations like “You[r company] just want[s] me to die of starvation” don't disturb my zen. Arguing with those feelings using facts isn't going to get anywhere.

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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕

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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!

Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"

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Abandon Ambition 🔜 FBL @abandonambition.com · 19/09/2026

Killa cat pattern! #art #animalart #furryart

A repeating pattern featuring cats and the bones and skulls of various animals

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Victor Frankenstein walkinge yn a hurrye through a mall. He passeth a signe: BUILDE A BEAR. Victor Frankenstein doth pause, shake hys heade, rolle up hys sleeves, and walke ynto the store.

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Robert Boure @bob31.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Caca-yoga...

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's hardly ethical but sometimes I wonder if we wouldn't identify way more ADHD kids early if we tested them on small amounts of one or more dexedrine formulas. *puts a finger to earpiece* I'm getting word of a different substance with similar effects and wide availability. Could be huge.

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Pearly Sweetgrave @sugarblind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

(i read Daggerbound by @tkingfisher.com and once again my brain has changed irreparably)

Amy Adams holding a sign that says i do not eat human meat

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Max @jaegerpilotmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Discord did a dragon x fruit challenge. Banana dragon

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apofiss @apofiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sleepy eepy!

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Christian Lauersen @clauersen.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Libraries are an investment. Not an expense

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Reports From Unknown Places @clever-reports.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We report: since we came up to the mountains, we are now in the land of the clouds. Although one might refer to this weather as « a downpour », we like to think that we are « mapping the clouds ». We have not been able to take notes in the heavy rain, but we are paying attention.

Digital painting of a rainy landscape: the moor in the foreground, and some faint mountains in the background, caught in the rain. There are trees in the distance and to the side, and tall grass on the moor.

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AnthropicScholar 🏳️‍⚧️ @anthropicscholar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There lived a certain man in russia long ago films about his conduct offended some of his acquaintances, leading to that one disclaimer

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Oh look, documentation of one of those things that drives me up a wall, particularly as a reader.

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Hello, Enshittification @just-add-wolves.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm noticing I pull out the first aid kit an awful fucking lot to deal with injuries sustained from this cat…

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Lili @nemesiswife.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Learned Edmund and the Dervish from @tkingfisher.com new book Daggerbound 💖 If you don’t love Edmund at his freshly grown out tonsure bruised and sunburned state, you don’t deserve him as a pillbug ambassador. Or something

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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Hercule Poirot dressed all in black speaks to Captain Hastings in a grand hallway “Please ask the suspects to gather in the library, Hastings: I wish to reveal that our births are random, our lives meaningless, and our deaths absurd.”

Caption “Having investigated so many awful murders over the years, it was perhaps unsurprising that Hercule Poirot turned to Existentialism”

p.s. Poirot had presumably been reading a lot of Sartre recently…

"It is meaningless that we live and it is meaningless that we die," Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (L'Être et le Néant)

“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (La Nausée)

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/09/2026

Body: The autumn approaches. Consume carbs. Make soup. Me: It was 94 degrees today. Body: Nestle in the bed beneath a mountain of blankets. Me: I was sweating so much I had to change my bra. Body: You crave cozy. Become one with the cozy. Me: I'm going to go sleep face-up in the pool.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

sorry i missed your texts and emails, i was tending to all my little grudges

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Do I want to resurrect Arthropleura, a 9 foot long extinct centipede-like creature from the Carboniferous, just so I can strap a saddle to it and ride it across the forest floor? Yes. Yes I do. Yee-ha.