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Pearly Sweetcake

@sugarblind.bsky.social
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ghastly & dubious hologothic hagette eerie descent, pearl ascent the midnight train runs both ways

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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11h
i can't be on the internet anymore bc i can't stand any more stories about how cruel and evil cops are that poor baby donkey was just being friendly and they straight up murdered it for being a sweetie pie the absolute worst kind of dogshit people
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 13h
"your voice gives me asmr" is probably the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i may have nothing to bring to the table, but arriving empty-handed is better than showing up with a handful of dogshit i'd rather be a lonely middle aged cat lady than settle for less-than-nothing
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I desperately need to talk with someone about something I can't talk about this seems suboptimal
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
next book in the queue: You Can't Go Home Again, by Thomas Wolfe my mother always used to say that to me
the cover to Thomas Wolfe's novel You Can't Go Home Again
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Romeo? "Romeo?" Wherefore art thou fucking "Romeo?" oh shit I love bitchy juliet
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't stress enough how good this hoodie is, it's my daily driver
the-order-of-the-good-death.myshopify.com
Future Corpse Cropped Hoodie
Item Description This easy-to-layer essential is everything you have been waiting for. A super-soft, long sleeve, cropped hoodie will be your new favorite top. Design Description A modern revamp of ou...
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
youtu.be
Don McLean - Vincent ( Starry, Starry Night) With Lyrics
YouTube video by wysty67
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuckly Fucktcake popular at adult holiday parties
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what I'm bringing to the job interview
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Look What You've Done To My Peonies Meme
Alt: Look What You've Done To My Peonies Meme "They're marigolds!'
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coming out to the car to go to work (late), a hawk flew precisely over my head, flanked with two little birds, who were not agitated like prey would be Feels important
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i picked the wrong time to get back online, i don't have the patience to deal with people coming for t. kingfisher like it's fine to Like a Thing but if you don't like one of the available peripheral materials, it's also fine to just disregard that material rather than coming for the author's neck
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's so fucked up that i keep having these rotten nightmares anyway, I'm gonna go watch 90 minutes of Scary Interesting before bed
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
apparently the boss is in a nightmare mood today and we're supposed to be quiet and not chat
guess who's gonna get yellllled at!
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the correct number of nightmares to have every night is ZERO cc: my brain & body
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bisexual Millennial Radio
your musical identity is a fascinating blend of punk energy and pop sensibility. artists like Against Me! and Laura Jane Grace anchor your taste in queercore, folk punk, and riot grrl, showcasing a preference for raw, socially conscious, and often guitar-driven sounds. this contrasts with your significant engagement with artists like Peach PRC and Kacey Musgraves, who bring in bubblegum pop and pop country influences. you also weave in the vibrant beats of Karol G's reggaeton and the classic rock storytelling of Warren Zevon, demonstrating a broad appreciation for diverse vocal styles and lyrical themes. this eclectic mix suggests you value both the rebellious spirit of punk and the catchy melodies of mainstream pop, often finding common ground in artists who defy easy categorization.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 24/09/2026
I *do* hate everything, thank you!
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wonder if Peach PRC knows that she's making music specifically for me she's gotta look at her end-of-year stats and be like "who is this PERSON who played the entire album 412 times this year?" it me ✨💖✨
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Hasn't the weather been strange lately @thefallingdream.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To make up for missing last week here's a super fancy one I've been saving for a special occasion: The Deleted World Tarot silent flip through
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The Deleted World Tarot silent flip through
YouTube video by The Falling Dream
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merritt @merrittk.com · 18/09/2026
everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 18/09/2026
*smashes bottle against table* STOP STEALING OUR GOOGLY EYES AND USING THEM TO PRETEND YOU MADE GOD
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Probably just really sad
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
if there were any justice in the world, i would be able to take time off work to pack up my life and throw it all and then myself into the great pacific garbage patch
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i wonder if Peach PRC knows that she's making music specifically for me she's gotta look at her end-of-year stats and be like "who is this PERSON who played the entire album 412 times this year?" it me ✨💖✨
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
narrator: she was not, in fact, prepared
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
youtu.be
KACEY MUSGRAVES - justified (official music video)
YouTube video by KaceyMusgravesVEVO
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
deviant moon tarot is the most brutal deck I've ever used it's never wrong for me, but it's like getting hit by an anvil
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how did i live through my teens just emotionally bleeding everywhere all the time here's the question: would you go back and do it again, knowing that you'll have to feel all of it again? because as much as I'd like to change the timeline, I'm not sure my heart could stand the blood loss this time
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the best part about coming apart at the seams emotionally-- and there aren't many good parts-- is being able to listen to alllll* those songs that had been taken out of rotation because they brought back such painful memories they can't hurt more than falling apart does! we're back, baby!
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Official Video)
YouTube video by MileyCyrusVEVO
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the nightmare is finally coming true good thing I'm prepared
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
opalescent the sun sets fluorescent this is magic polychromatic the place that I inhabit's a prismatic planet
youtu.be
Peach PRC - Oasis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by PeachPRCVEVO
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of anyone who double parks inside a bike lane
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm so tired every day, but my large kitten sons need to meow and lie on me and purr and knead and nurse on my blanket at 5:00 every morning, and suggesting that I just put them on the floor and go back to sleep is offensive and honestly? disrespectful but I'm so tired
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
one day I'm gonna find the sadistic son of a bitch engineer who clearly takes deep pleasure in blowing the horn extra long and extra loud at all THREE nearby crossings at night, and I'm gonna violate his fucking terms of service
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I tried twice to read The Everlasting and twice couldn't get my teeth into it But yesterday it stuck, and now I've devoured the whole thing, and it's as good as people say (very)
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Twice now, I've had The Nightmare and managed to work it out without waking in a panic I was able to pack nearly everything I needed by the time I was forced to leave my home, in the dream Maybe things are changing
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 13/09/2026
WHAT IF... you were the darkness and there was a heating pad on underneath the blanket
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(i read Daggerbound by @tkingfisher.com and once again my brain has changed irreparably)
Amy Adams holding a sign that says i do not eat human meat
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/09/2026
Good Mercutio!
Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet. He’s wearing a bra, cape and huge white wig and loads of purple eye shadow.
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i hope jenny mccarthy is having a really terrible day today and every day
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AAA just asked me to complete a brief survey about my roadside assistance experience last night! I'd fucking LOVE to! Don't come at me about my tone-- you ASKED for this "Nobody was coming to help me! Your AI just made things up! Whoever decided to implement this dishonest trash should be ashamed"
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was asleep. I had class in the afternoon. Grandma woke me up and said "Well, your father says you should see this. A plane flew into a building." Watched the horrible, awful news for a while, then looked out the window at that incredibly blue sky, and then I laid my head on the table and wept.
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey kids, remember that it's very patriotic to call out steaming piles of horseshit lies wherever you see them 9/11 is a great day to exercise this particular right
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"attachment styles" are just more relationship horoscopy not me pissing off all the anxious-avoidant INTJ words-of-affirmation Aquarii first thing in the morning
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BREAKING: my truck is home! the very handsome driver politely checked out my rack & told me he liked my Dolly Parton shirt, and my ankh, and wasn't I cool? I said I am cool, I drive a truck. And then I did a burnout backward bc that's what cool people do when trying to park a janky flat-tire pickup
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, okay, the phone AI just didn't submit my ticket and the chat AI kept making up times that the tow truck would arrive It just MADE SHIT UP I called an actual human who told me "it's gonna be an hour" and then I got an AI text saying they're 22 minutes away! NOTHING IS REAL, EVERYTHING IS LIES
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They're just fucking with me at this point, aren't they
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Pearly Sweetcake @sugarblind.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TY for using AAA! We'll text you about your tow dispatch in 10m! TY for your patience! We're waiting for your tow dispatch! TY for your patience! Your driver will be en route soon! TY for your patience! Your tow has been scheduled! WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN 😭😭😭 It's been an hour c'monnnn
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