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An even bigger avocado called Hoss Avocados

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 2h

If it would cool down enough that I could finally comfortably use my weighted blanket, I’m pretty sure that would fix me.

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Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱 @susankayequinn.bsky.social · 8h

your apocalypse subscription will be automatically renewed Nov 3, 2026, if you do not wish to renew, please register and make your selection by then. If you take no action, you will be automatically renewed, there are no refunds

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Love to see that Zoom has also jumped on the AI enshitiffication train.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some of you candy corn haters have just never had it served correctly.

Plastic container of peanuts and candy corn.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m normally against things like involuntary re-education camps, but this 13%…

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

FUCK !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELETEN WHO WASNT WATCHING WHAT THERE DOING AND SAT WRONG ACIDENTALLY WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND AS SOON AS THEY MOVED THERE WHOLE SHIT STARTED TO HURT!!! WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO RELAX WRONG!!!! THIS WORLD IS SURELY A PRISON , DA TEXT " SAT WRONG FOR 15 MINUTES NOW MY PIECE OFF SHIT BODY IS COMPLETELY DESTOYED " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Julia Gulia 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @jrobb773.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Meteorologist: But first, let me show you what’s happening in the upper levels of the atmosphere for a broader understanding of these weather patterns. Me: oh hell yeah

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026

what in the fuck is going on

display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot

close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got this vaccine trifecta yesterday on my lunch hour, and I feel like I can do some things today now that I have had an Advil and some coffee. It’s not so bad this year.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

DOES IT PLEASE THE COURT? NO KEVIN, THE COURT IS NOT PLEASED. THE COURT IS DISAPPOINTED AND WISHES YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR COUSIN, THE ENGINEER.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have lived in this state forever, and I FINALLY got a survey about which ads for the Democratic Senator nominee would poll better with me. Are they finally asking actual voters what to do this time instead of consultants? Amazing!

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'd go grocery shopping but I'm listless

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/09/2026

OH FUCK YES WE'RE ALL AUTUMNAL IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER YOU BEST BELIEVE SHIT'S GETTING SWEATER WEATHER AS FUCK LOOK WE DID NOT CHOOSE THE GOURD LIFE THE GOURD LIFE CHOSE US NOW GET FUCKING COZY OR GET THE FUCK OUT

Two mums, two gourds, all motherfuckin' autumnal

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yay! They turned out pretty for once. Now into the oven they go.

Pan of unbaked cinnamon rolls that look somewhat even and not all wonky.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Meet the President’s new chief of staff!

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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Guy who has never had to drag his kids out of a museum gift shop ⬇️

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Popped the tags on my new bottle of gummy multivitamins. Going to be riding the high from those super fresh and squishy vitamins all day.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

did he ask it where savannah guthrie’s mom is

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m older, so, in my heart of hearts, Michael Keaton was and always will be, the dad in Mr. Mom.

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 19/09/2026

if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

mi
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH
protecting, maintaining and improving the health of il Minesotans
RABID BAT FOUND ON SIDEWALK
On Tuesday, September 15 at about 12pm, a bat was found on the sidewalk on Hennepin Ave between N. Washington Ave and N 3°St.
The bat died and was sent for rabies testing. This bat tested positive for
rabies.
A woman was seen crouching by the bat and putting it into a bag. She was described as a 25-to-30-year-old white woman, about 5'5", with curly brown hair and a curly-haired golden retriever-like dog. If this was you, please call 911 and ask to be connected to Animal Care & Control.
Bites from bats are tiny, may be painless, and may not leave a mark. An person who had physical contact or touched this bat should talk with health care provider this weekend for assessment. During the week, Minnesota Department of Health can also provide rabies assessments at 651-201-5414.
If vou did not touch or have any contact with the bat, you have no risk of rabies and do not need shots.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: can I get some fries for the table The table, whispering to me: garlic fries Me: let’s make that garlic fries haha

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Joel Fleming @joel-fleming.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You’re absolutely right. There was another plane already on that runway. That’s on me and it won’t happen again.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When grammar check wants me to change “feeling suicidal” to “feeling suicide,” it makes me feel [redacted].

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.

Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Doing the thing that makes me feel alive right now. (If you guessed being anxious about the plumber diagnosing the issue at my house, you guessed correctly!)

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Caldwell Lurchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm stocking up! Those rascals are especially plump and juicy this year!

Sign in a grocery store advertising a Baby Sale, with a picture of a baby and baby supplies.

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Moth Mom Jess @mothmomjess.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Waiting for the stock market to open

bowls behind glass about to fall out of cabinet meme

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Man in Business Suit Levitating @dfeldman.org · 11/09/2026

Just in case you ever have impostor syndrome, remember that in 2011, workers at Los Alamos National Laboratory brought six kilograms of plutonium together to take a picture to show their management. The amount was enough to start a chain nuclear reaction if they had been slightly closer.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There is one house in our little town which still has a small Trump sign in the front yard. If I was their neighbor, I would have a gigantic sign with an arrow pointing to their house saying, “This stupid MF is still not ashamed that they voted for Trump.”

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Nils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My understanding (based on open sources, so YMMV) is that as of this morning, (1) the Iranians still have Hormuz closed, (2) the Houthis have taken control of the al Mandab, and (3) the Saudis’ Yanbu port got blown up. Which means that the Saudis as of now have ZERO export capacity.

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 10/09/2026

It's National Suicide Prevention Month, so you've likely heard a lot about 988 and the Crisis Text Line. This is different. docs.google.com/spreadsheets... This is a guide to the numbers you can call before things get to the point of total despair: warmlines and other forms of peer support.

docs.google.com

Peer Warmlines and Specialized Support

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Really love that I butt set an alarm for 1:00 AM this morning. Do not recommend.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The rare game where every single person involved is the bad guy.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I would like to speak to the scheduler about my day today. (Yes. The scheduler is me.) Today I’m gonna learn how true my boss’s saying is, “You control your schedule or your schedule controls you.”

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Andrew @andrewhsowards.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

He's thinking about which parts he'll eat first if I croak.

Tiki the blonde chihuahua in his grooming harness that suspends him in air for a pedicure. He really does not like it.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

people yearn to live in a looney tunes cartoon

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ughh. Forgot it’s opening day of dove hunting season. Dog is traumatized from the morning walk.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Unfortunately, very prescient so far. Sigh.

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Husband is out of town and texted “Tomorrow is trash day,” and I’m like yeah literally and probably figuratively, too, at the rate things are going.

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🎃👻 all hayo’s eve 👻🎃 @superhayo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

replying within one second to every post i see to avoid the perception that i am 'dogpiling'

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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You should be able to borrow someone else’s brain if you get a Bob Dylan song stuck in your head until it subsides. Why you even in here?

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Jurist Spooky @juristired.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Two years for me, and I second that you do not have to go to rehab to get a much better life for yourself! Great read for anyone wondering if they are drinking too much.

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