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Caldwell Murchfield

@caldmurchfield.bsky.social
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Jovial eccentric. Usually befuddled. Older than most people. Sole heir to a vast fortune I enjoy giving away. Here to perpetrate merriment. "For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant." - Elwood P. Dowd

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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 1h
THE SEMANTIC HITCHHIKERS PLAY THIS GENRE OF MUSIC
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Canadian Lit Chick @connielukey.bsky.social · 3h
To the bat cake Robin.
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lori-lib.bsky.social @lori-lib.bsky.social · 3h
Children of the night, music please!
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looking for some extra gambling money? You only need one eye to look at your cards.
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE AVERAGE HOME CONTAINS ABOUT 28 POUNDS OF THIS
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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lori-lib.bsky.social @lori-lib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bet its warranty has expired.
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE TYPICAL SPOON CONTAINS ABOUT 2 POUNDS OF THIS
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Calvin and Hobbes @calvin-and-hobbes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fish definitely got the last laugh on this one. #CalvinandHobbes #Busted
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦 @thehobo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dunk Responsibly @dunkresponsibly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What is "freshen the f-holes"?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IT'S THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR CLEANSING A VIOLIN
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
made it just in time, here are some mushrooms for #MushroomMonday
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#HaikusAboutFall The leaves are turning Proud Mary keeps on burning The river rolls on
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#HaikusAboutFall is tonight's #TheEducationalist #HashtagGame ! Haikus are 3-line poems. The first & third lines contain 5 syllables while the second line contains 7 syllables. PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️
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ButterTarts @bittertarts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A bear shooting in the woods?
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#BirdOfTheDay theme is #Awkward Turkey vulture appears to be clinging to a tree but it's really perched on a tiny nubbin.
Turkey vulture looks back over its shoulder with its back to the camera as it stands perched on a nubbin so small it makes the bird look like it's clinging to the tree like an enormous woodpecker.
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evil Universe Spock: Our minds are moving closer. Our minds are one. Shemp: Bebebebebe! Can I help it if I ain't Cousin Basil?
Spock from the evil parallel universe in "Mirror, Mirror" performing the Vulcan mind meld on Shemp.
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HILL MAGAZINE ONCE CALLED THIS VIKING "CAPABLE LUNCH"
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When your mom embarrasses you in front of your buddy by making you come in just when you were starting to have fun.
Pulp art of the back side of a woman who's leaning against a lamp post facing a seaman who's supporting a drunk buddy.
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT WAS THE FIRST FILM TO DEPICT AN EAR
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Horatio Dandy @horatiodandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I can still hear it meowing."
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare about your fetishes if they make you happy, and nobody gets hurt.
Rubenesque woman in a red knee length dress striking a seductive pose while lying on the floor on a rubber sheet next to a fish as big as she is.
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare I'm transferring my prescriptions
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Pharaoh Hatshepsut @netjeretkhau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare for any other opinion but this
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🎶 #DoNotCare if it rains or freezes, as long as I've got my plastic Jesus impaled by a pair of Phillips screws 🎶
Photo of Jesus affixed to the cross with Phillips screws I saw in the waiting room during a clinic visit a few years ago.
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Friday Meme Team @fridaymemeteam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s time to play our MEME GAME #DoNotCare (Please include a picture or a GIF)
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Liz R @preciosaliz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare if it does
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CalendarGirlBot Bluesky Edition! @calendargirlbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#DoNotCare is this week's #FridayMemeTeam #HashtagGame ! Follow your hosts and PLAY NOW with #TheMemesters - @Netjeretkhau.bsky.social @PreciosaLiz.bsky.social @Commisurbator.bsky.social and @FridayMemeTeam.bsky.social ! (Please include pics or gifs with your posts)
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Nigel Sanders @nesloq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who is General Douglas MacCarThur?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS GENERAL ONCE APPEARED IN ADS FOR HONDA
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YOU MIGHT FIND THIS COUNTRY VERY LIBERAL
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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leila Hyams and Daisy Earles in Freaks by Tod Browning (1932)
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 25/09/2026
I've created an app similar to Tinder, but it's for paleontologists. It's called Carbon Dating.
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infinite Illusions @infiniteillusions.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The goosefather sends his regards.
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE TYPICAL SPARK CONTAINS ABOUT 15 SQUARE FEET OF THIS
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Belting out the Beverly Hillbillies theme to the tune of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in the grocery store right now, and security is backing off because other shoppers are joining in!
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Farnad Darnell, PhD @docdarnell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is Mouseambique?
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Endless Jeopardy @endlessjeopardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MEL GIBSON HAS BEEN CALLED "THE CUP" OF THIS
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just saw #TCM is featuring Ricardo Montalban tonight! It made me think of this. Jesss! 😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVVW...
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Ricardo Montalban School Of Fine Acting
YouTube video by SCTV
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那智🌸(Nachi) @nachi0707.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Each and every one of these tiny flowers has a specific role to play. There is no meaningless life in this world. 😌🫶
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Leeroystarr @leeroystarr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Give a man a fish he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish he'll sit on a boat drinking beer all day.
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Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Winning butter sculpture Iowa State Fair
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Well, I hope you’ve learned your lesson, Jessica.” “I have. I’m never drinking again.” “Good. When you’re done, my food bowl is empty.”
A cat sits on the back of of blonde on her knees, hunched over a toilet bowl.
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#WhatNow A fresh hell I wasn't expecting and didn't need.
Pulp art of a man being squeezed by a snake which is simultaneously squeezing a tiger while the man struggles against both of them.  To make matters worse, they are sprawled across railroad tracks, and a train is bearing down on them.
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Caldwell Murchfield @caldmurchfield.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#WhatNow Haven't you humiliated me enough already?
Extremely pissed off looking grey cat wearing a knitted harness with a holder for a beer can on each side.
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Friday Meme Team @fridaymemeteam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s time to play our MEME GAME #WhatNow (Please include a picture or a GIF)
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