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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 15h
tres leches pancakes? tres leches pancakes! 🍜
tres leches pancakes in a pyrex pie pan topped with strawberries blackberries blueberries and whipped cream
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026
Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
let this be a lesson to anyone who deigns to interact with the villainous @loxophile.bsky.social
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ꙮ @fuckedupsunset.broken-broadcast.com · 29/09/2026
shut down all major social media and prosecute their operators for deeply antisocietal actions dot com
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Dial M For Mischief @gateshawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you know Latin you already have a pretty good idea what Fixodent does
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what every prompt guide looks like to me
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anyone asks me to perceive things I simply link @rosenovick.com's poem to them and smile serenely
(It appears crooked, that half-submerged)
It appears crooked, that half-submerged
stick, but it is not.
How much mischief hides in that appears;
how much more in that
is not. A whole world of confusion –
no, two: the real one
and the apparent alike dwell there,
by their requited
antipathy sustained. Stick, you are
a trickster, wearing
now this face, now that, shrugging off each
as the medium
demands. Now, you resemble a stick,
straight (enough), hung half
in water, half air, tossing off light
in patterns wholly
sensible, under such conditions.
(Do I ask too much
of you, stick? You’re only a stick. Still:
no thoughts but in things.
Maybe better: no things but in thoughts.
It comes to the same.)
My eye, unused to light in water,
denies the water
though it sees it, certain: only air.
Worlds the fruit of this
first disobedience, worlds that split
you, stick, in two: real
and less than real, body and shadow.
Do I ask too much
of you? But I ask only that you
appear as you are,
and this you’d do without my asking.
What is more (I trust,
stick, I am not boring you with all
this babbling), I
have heard a most curious report.
I have heard: no stick.
I have heard: no air, no water, no
light, no things, no thoughts.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
linda mcmahon die bitch
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if i reply within ten seconds of your post, it's because i want you to regret posting
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more like waxbrains
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is psychotic but also…i love it?
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Polly, Transfeminist Killjoy @crosspollytaupe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of my favorite tumblr posts
coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

just remembered the barista who worked there last year and treated me with an attitude generally reserved for children and the incompetent to the point where she would frequently adjust my drink order in front of me and every single time it was BANGIN’

#cloth barista wire barista
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
had a dream someone had broken into my house and was robbing me, but we worked it out through the power of conversation. probably a good omen.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's finally monday, thank god
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it should either be WNBA/MNBA or each league should just be NBA. pretty sure we can figure it out.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
mad excited for the valkryies game tonight (unfortunately caught up in “events” during the earlier games, otherwise i would!)
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did a little tempo work today on the longrun, feeling the payoff from running through summer when these morning temps are finally dropping into civilized ranges #runsky
strava screenshot:

13.35 miles
avg pace 7:27/mi

moving time: 1:39:35pace chart from strava, miles 5-8 at 6:45ish/mi
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when you have plenty of rice and beans leftover 🍜
bowl of rice and beans topped with chili crisp oil, three sunny side up eggs and chin siu drizzled
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thrilled for @valkyriesbeat.bsky.social to work with @coyotemedia.org as another media partner! Today's story looks at how trans fans have felt about the Valkyries during a season where the WNBA has fallen victim to harassment.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
great thread on why low sports participation by trans kids is not the stunning rejoinder to attacks on trans athletes as some lefty commentators might think. more kids playing sport is good and that also means more trans kids in sports is also good. if you have zero trans kids playing, that’s bad!
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh, you guys are still "watching tv"? curious. i had thought we were beyond that, but that's cool for you, i guess.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my take on this is that both "rogue" and "hacking" are poor terms: the first insofar as what they really mean is "unsupervised", and the second because these programs are simply acting as code-embedded functions responding to code environments and there's not really anything to "hack" in their pov*
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President Warren G. Haunted @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm always eating
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Great opportunity to repost this video of Black Francis explaining the Pixies song Velouria. Which is insane youtu.be/X24YbUt4CL8
youtu.be
Black Francis - Velouria (Live at 89.3 The Current)
YouTube video by The Current
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
weather is under 80 degrees again today, already daydreaming about my afternoon run (especially now that speedwork is in the past and all that's left to do this week is jog around leisurely)
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Zinn Education Project @zinnedproject.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#tdih 1968 The Young Lords were established in Chicago to fight gentrification, police brutality, racism, & more. Watch doc “Takeover: How We Occupied a Hospital and Changed . . . ” ⬇️ Read “The Young Lords: A Radical History” by Johanna Fernández 🧵 www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/yo...
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Sept. 23, 1968: Young Lords Founded
The Young Lords were established in Chicago, Illinois in 1968, led by a street activist named Cha Cha Jiménez, who organized the group to fight local gentrification, police brutality, and racism.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you'll never guess where the ermahgerd girl is now
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Zyxomma @zyxomma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have been vegan for decades; basically all of my adult life. My husband became vegan when we started dating because "I'm with YOU." We are both great cooks. It has never been easier to be vegan than it is now. No more going to a diner for a BLT, hold the bacon. 😂
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dope grey cover of anti-oedipus with the author’s names in black in the upper left and the title in white underneath. a building with doors and angled roofs is across the bottom of the cover
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you've never listened to this, I highly recommend it. The band goes fucking off. Recorded in a small club, the reels went undiscovered until 2021... A rare document of the greatest American musician ever. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
pitchfork.com
John Coltrane: A Love Supreme: Live in Seattle
Read Mark Richardson’s review of the album.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The humans had always considered the ocean tragically deficient in both advertising and imaginary whales. At last, technology had solved both problems.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good news, @loveandbarley.bsky.social
underlined text from deleuze’s difference and repetition: “the entire world is an egg”
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one time there was this guy who would terrorize the mead hall where I lived and eventually we got into a fight where I tore his arm off and he went home and died. and then his mom came back the next day and killed everyone there so I had to chop her head off. I chopped the guy’s head off too
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seems like it's probably not illegal for the president of another nation to beat up our president, just a suggestion
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Spectral Lanterns @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Saw your man shopping for end tables here
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wow jobs really are getting bad out here
screenshot of an indeed job posting

View job
This is a bad match
Pro Bono Non Profit Fundraising
Specialist Grant Writer
PFMDINC Services
Remote
Salary
$0.01 - $0.11 a month
Job type
Contract
Work setting
~ Remote
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mild apologies for dork posting but also lmao at this incurious slapdick: ‘i have bad vibes about subject i also have no knowledge about, and also it totally feels like having to *learn new words* is a burden too heavy to bear”
Therea re more of us than them
Thereare more of us than them
Will Stancil
@whstancil.bsky.social • 22h
Made over 50 replies yesterday
but I have read some in psychology. I have mostly avoided philosophy outside of broad summaries because I have a distaste for a lot of it and have not found it helpful in shaping my understanding
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the wizard @arkayn.bsky.social • 22h
What did you find distasteful about philosophy if you don't mind me asking?
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Will Stancil
@whstancil.bsky.social • 21h
Made over 50 replies yesterday
A bunch of different stuff, probably starting with the sense that many people in the field seem determined to route themselves around genuinely irresolvable questions by saturation bombing them with vocabulary
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everyone is talking about the most powerful breakfast poster on bsky, and they're talking about @loveandbarley.bsky.social
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me joining the sauce wars
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have a lot of love for the alleys in my neighborhood
nicely overgrown alley way and penny looking away from the cameranicely overgrown alley with penny the golden retriever facing the camera sort of
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have a lot of love for the alleys in my neighborhood
nicely overgrown alley way and penny looking away from the cameranicely overgrown alley with penny the golden retriever facing the camera sort of
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Chris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s been an amazing experience, but we will soon be winding down the We Help Us queer and trans mutual aid story collection effort. Before then, however, we have two final events next month, and we’d really love to see you at one ❤️ chrisdstedman.substack.com/p/wrapping-u...
chrisdstedman.substack.com
Wrapping up We Help Us with two final events
A project update, plus: join us in Winona and Minneapolis next month!
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typology of Pedestrian Walking Symbols walking-men.com/product/hood... Via @kottke.org
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nobody™️ @granddad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's actually quite easy to hold both that humans aren't in exclusive possession of "soul" at the same time as asserting (correctly) that genAI/LLM are not engaging in "thinking or understanding". this isn't the opposition at stake here.
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
our little #parkrun celebrated four years today (and 196 or so actual events)! it’s been one of the best things to come to our city, the community of comrades we’ve grown is now regularly over 100 parkrunners each week (and now including the lovely mrs hayo🥰) #runsky
me in a black parkrun singlet and hat and sunglasses and mrs hayo in a blue shirt. we’re standing in front of wichita’s iconic keeper of the plains, a large statue of a native man raising hands to the sky, created by black bear bosin and located at the confluence of the little and big arkansas rivers. we pronounce that ar-kansas here, tyvm
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i agree the french are behind this
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whirlwind legend @superhayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we need to bring back shame
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