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Infatuated with Gulper Eels

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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw. He/him pronouns

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Jacques is in their ouji season (純粋; derogatory) @mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey so LIVE BAIT models are sexy.
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Dani Yuan 🔜 LBX @dagger6.art · 03/10/2026
FurAffinity (a furry focused online art gallery) is looking for funding after refusing to comply with advertiser demands. And oh boy are some of those advertiser demands are pretty ridiculous.
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Flora 🍓🏳️‍⚧️ @floramerigold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yesterday's news about Jacob Geller broke my heart, so much that I couldn't stop dwelling on it all day. In an effort to make sense of this horrific news and my admittedly complicated feelings about it, here is my article on the Jacob Geller situation: epiloguegaming.com/what-do-we-d...
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What Do We Do With Jacob Geller? - Epilogue Gaming
Earlier this week, a friend noticed Jacob Geller’s book, How A Game Lives, sitting amongst my living room shelves. Under almost any other circumstances, this would have been an exciting invitation for...
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Quinn K. @quinnkdev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the first game i worked on extensively, "An Outcry", is on sale at a low 50% off with the Steam autumn sale! it's got those autumn-night colors, takes place in october, and has some jack-o-lantern type birds! (don't worry about the birds.) store.steampowered.com/app/1817470/...
A flurry of silhouetted cars with red taillights, bumper on bumper, streaming down a busy road. On the left of the road is a tall building - a subway station - built by Otto Wagner. On the right, there is an apartment  building, and a tiny person in purple. There is text at the top, which reads: "The Vienna city belt."A rotten, soot-covered political poster for a political party called "AFP", in front of the Austrian flag. The candidate's face is scratched and burnt away. Text at the top reads, decoding the poster: "'We will not be silence!' (Our crimes should go unpunished.)A man-sized, raven-like being with a black mask and glowing, burning insides, opening its beak and jovially holding up a beer-bottle while smoking a cigarette. A textbox at the bottom of the screen, spoken by this being, reads: "settle down among your kin, have a drink, kid, settle in!"The courtyard of a Vienna apartment building, covered in grey birds with glowing orange eyes. Most of the screen is bathed in darkness; only a spotlight shines on the person who emerged out into it, a bald person with a bandage around their head and a black censor bar over their eyes. Text at the bottom of the screen reads: "Your curtain may be calling. Breathe, unnamed. Know what you have to do."
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I find myself wanting this too. And even then… it’s impossible to know. We will simply never know because none of us are Jacob Geller.
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Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i really can't think. after ellis, after gaiman, i think i would be more prepared for something like this.
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Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw someone make a comment saying something like that they want to believe in rehabilitative justice. And I do too. I do. But that seems so impossible, too, that world where we could believe and work for such a thing. We don't even have a world that protects victims.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Same. It all just makes me horribly, horribly sad and disappointed.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah I’m stunned. I feel horrible because this guy has been such a big influence on my life.
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After cheating 37 times on my wife while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

(Photo of Yoda laying almost dead)

2:12am.... going back for more cheating

(Yoda, still dying, getting back up)
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suddenly remembered something that truly truly hit me hard as like, a twelve year old and may actually be hidden formative media however it is MINECRAFT YOUTUBE ROLEPLAY which means I should never ever uncover those memories.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay here’s something I’ve learned from teaching first and second year college students: a bunch of them don’t really know who Madonna is, which seems impossible until you realize that they inhabit a different sonic and information environment than you. Imagining it’s willful would be really funny
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s happening again. I need to find my goddamn headphones.
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone is playing a 20 second loop of a song over and over and over. It’s this one woman and her boyfriend and I hope they can feel my ire through the sheer force of my vision.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s alright. I like how intuitive it is and its very uncluttered UI. It’s definitely a little too basic? If you want to do stuff with vectors or any fun transparency functions it’s not very good IMO.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*With* nationalism and national attachment, not between lmao
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I uh, think there is genuinely a comparison made between nationalism and national attachment between Jewish and Chinese diaspora, especially in the US, and how much can people tolerate for the sake of a coherent and oftentimes comforting national identity.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So a lot of my personal identity angst is around nationalism and how much do I need to pitch a tent with two incredibly fucking weird (in their own unique and awful ways!) nationalist projects. So “No. It doesn’t. You are anyway.” is quite helpful to me.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Worthy of a Nobel tbh
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Jacques is in their ouji season (純粋; derogatory) @mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
東京DISNEYLANDなぜ千葉にあるの?
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026
object lesson in the dangers of lolcow posting this cannot possibly be the order of importance of these events
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ever just create a character and go “wow that’s my horrible little bug. Look at him ruin his life.”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi
Posters for The Amazing Bulk and House
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS CITY MADE US. THIS CITY GAVE US LIFE.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I mean, I don’t think you’re wrong, especially considering that AI doomerism is a marketing tactic used by these companies to sell their product. That part of the selling point is that IT IS COMING AND IT CAN KILL YOU ACCEPT IT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU is fucked up and needs to be actively resisted.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey what was up with the fact that the first dungeon was like 'this teacher is seriously bad for being a predator against teen girls' and then they spend the rest of the game sexualizing that teen girl
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy
A photo of a bunch of cops next to that donut shop with a big donut on top of it in LA somewhere. 

Underneath it I say what grass political commentators like yourself don't seem to understand as much like a structure in red alert, the cops are able to drop power from the donut to boost their stats while in close proximity"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
News that doesn’t make me as a Chinese American feel unsafe at all no way haha help what the fuck
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
senator armstrong sending mercs to destroy bionicles so people will beat the shit out of each other and start wars for the remaining ones and he's infused with tiny bionicles
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid
every main character from Metal Gear Solid except for Mei Ling, Otacon, Psycho Mantis, and Ocelot do not know what bionicle is
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone want local business drama
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So the bad news is that he obviously just wants to attack trans people the good news is that he's a 35 year old UFC fighter which means that if you hang on for 6 more years you'll get to see him do bare knuckle bum fights with Kick streamers to pay his medical bills Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The Scooby-Doo/Lupin III crossover that nobody had asked for.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/09/2026
Space weaponry continuing its legacy as "the last flicker of brain activity in the skulls of evil, senile men" youtu.be/ntLc4hHWqHs?...
youtu.be
The Conceptual Failure of Orbital Lasers
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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