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Infatuated with Gulper Eels

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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw. He/him pronouns

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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Okay what the fuck. I’m searching up local mental health and emergency services (I am okay! This is research in case I am not okay so I know what to do) why thE FUCK did Google give me the Wikipedia page for Mein Kampf. WHY.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This picture just popped up on my Reddit feed. A lot of the commenters are pretty accurately looking at it as America reaping the rewards of fascism and late stage capitalism, but let’s be real: however you look at it, this cover is meant to be scary. Cont.
A cover of WIRED magazine.
A MAGA cap sits on a stark red backdrop. A “CHINA” patch is pinned over where the word “GREAT” would have been, turning it into a “MAKE AMERICA CHINA AGAIN” cap.

Below are the words:
“Cheaper AI. Smarter robots. Faster trains. Weirder apps. Scarier drones. Welcome to the Chinese century.”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Annnnnnddd the problematic fave:
NYC subway.
I dodged so many vomit puddles in you.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I desperately miss living in a city with trains. This is not something I thought would cause me actual grief but it is. Anyways here are some of my favorite trains:
TOKYO
JR
Yamamote Line
My beloved. I miss squishing my dress while sitting in one of these. I miss using the intercom to expand my Japanese vocabulary.Pictured is the Changsha-Zuzhou-Xiangtan intercity rail. I didn’t take this one but I took a high speed train to Changsha when they just opened up. Watching the hills of Hunan roll by is one of the most precious memories of my life. One day I’ll see them again.MADRID METRO I LOVE YOU
The only time I had trouble getting around Madrid? That’s right it was a bus.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
TRENCH FACE is a game I probably will never play but goddammit I love this art direction. I might buy it just to send money the dev’s way because yeah, WWI horror is a weirdly untapped subject matter.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is going to sound weird but in a series where everyone is a kinetic force of leggy nature I am particularly fond of how Jigen’s legs just go. Everywhere.
Daisuke Jigen from Lupin the III draping his leg out of a plane.Jigen putting his legs all over the rest of the gang.Car crash so bad Jigen ragdolls in the Fiat.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Man in a hotdog costume from a “I Think You Should Leave”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
A wall with a hole and a wall with a hole
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
TIM NO
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It’s a deep sea eel that has a large mouth, kind of like a pelican! It’s body is structured so it can catch and hold prey in its giant mouth, resulting in pictures like this one:
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
This is my piece for the @greenteahanami.bsky.social Matchablossom Bang! Its companion fanfic is Trajectories (link in thread) by @beleghir.bsky.social !! Loved working on this with you :D #matchablossom #sk8
Kaoru and Kojiro from Sk8 the Infinity in a car. Cherry is driving, and Kojiro is looking out the window to a beach.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I just had it pointed out to me that MARIO HAS NO NAVEL?? FIRST MAN THEORY REAL
Mario, the plumber, runs along the shoreline of the Seaside Kingdom in his signature hat and a pair of spotted red swim trucks.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Pride month may be wrapping up, but HOT COMMIE SUMMER is forever. Comes in sizes XS-3XL, really imbue the communism into your veins with this locally produced t-shirt. Preorders live at: www.jotform.com/251770786177...
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
HOT COMMIE SUMMER IS HERE. Preorder t-shirts at this form: www.jotform.com/251770786177... All shirts are 100% cotton and printed within the tristate area. Preorders are live until 11:59 PM EST July 12th. Thank you for supporting a NYC creative and be sure to vote Zohran Mamdani this fall!
A rabbit with bows on its head and a cap wears rainbow sunglasses and drinks a rainbow margarita. Besides it are in rainbow text: HOT COMMIE SUMMER in reference to the Bloomberg article about Zohran Kwame Mamdani’s victory in the New York City Democratic mayoral primary.A t-shirt mockup showing the previous design on a black tshirt.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I watched 开心超人之时空营救 I inhaled a fuck ton of the series as a kid and while I can’t in good conscious recommend the series as a whole to anyone who isn’t a child, this movie clears the low bar of being the best tie in movie for the series. And there are four movies!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Oh that’s an excellent pull My Videogame History Foundation crowning jewel right now is the Silent Hill 2 Rob Liefeld cover.
An issue of PSM with an illustration of James from Silent Hill 2 on the cover. There is an indescribable expression between agony and ecstasy on his face. He has so many abs even his crotch has abs.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It isn’t promising for my outlook on the current world order that I interpreted this mosaic as “man is annihilated by nuclear blast”
Photo of a mosaic depicting a man in a suit bathed by a bright yellow light. His arms are raised and a briefcase is falling from his hand.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Finally listened to PPAP!
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen image
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Rewatched Savageland! I love horror media in theory, but stuff like Fear and Hunger is at my upper limit for tension. It helps then that Savageland depends largely on its true crime mockumentary format and is also good!
Poster for Savageland (2015) with the caption “HORROR HAS NO BORDERS,” an unsubtle nod towards its commentary on racism against Mexican undocumented migrants in the United States!!! Fun!!!!!!!!!!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Can’t wait for this panel to age like milk
Seishirou from Tokyo Babylon announcing that he’s “always an ally to women.”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I began reading Tokyo Babylon!
Cover of the first volume of the premium collection of Tokyo Babylon
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I'm also pretty tattoo brained rn, and while I am a bit leery of the "sexy lady on my forearm" genre of tattoo (sorry it just reads to me as the tattoo equivalent of wearing an ahegao hoodie) I totally would get this cap on my leg or something
Jeanne from Belladonna of Sadness lying in a field of flowers, giving off PEOPLE FUCKING energy beams because she believes in sex liberation????? It's such a weird movie but damn does it look awesome.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I watched Belladonna of Sadness!
Poster for Belladonna of Sadness (1973)
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
First time I upload Sk8 the infinity fanart and it’s fucking shitposts
Tadai + wax statue of David Hasselhoff from the SpongeBob Movie
They’re lying in bed, Tadashi is staring at the ceiling, Ainosuke is embracing the Hoff.

“Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 500K dollar wax Hoff.”Matchablossom in the car. Kaoru is staring straight ahead and Kojiro is driving.

“I think we should see other people”
“I don’t, we’re awful. We should leave other people alone”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Forgoing sleep to fucking. Render hair for six hours. I’m frustrated because I used to be able to do stuff like this in like, 30 minutes.
Sketch of a hime gyaru. She has a pronounced eye droop and ringlet pigtails
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I HAVE ACQUIRED LADS
Sakurayashiki Kaoru and Nanjo Kojiro from the anime Sk8: the Infinity are sitting in a movie theatre. They’re leaning as far as they can away from one another.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I watched Ne Zha 2! A very good film about twink rebirth.
Poster for Ne Zha 2 (2025)
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Do you see how these connect to one another? Can you tell in which order they’re posted?
(rent lowering gunshots time) if you have a problem w "cissexual" like it others or lessens you then you are bitchmade and need to work out your insecurity
preferably with a therapist; if you really are trans then nobody can take that from you with their words or opinionsHow about transsexuals separate from
transgendersidk. i think im using a lot of words to say basically. being cissexual is a transphobic thing to do and it feels downright straight and ungood to be that wayNot reading allat, but if you really want cisgender/cissexual privilege, just detransition. Nothing is stopping you from not being a troon.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just watched the Sk8 OVA and can happily confirm that the skater boys are skater boying. Adam continues to be the embodiment of “I support gay wrongs,” matchablossom is somehow incredibly divorced even as high schoolers, Shadow remains the most adjusted 6th member of KISS.
Side by side of Tadashi with a border collie doing an agility courseLanga, Miya and Reki as their Dragon’s Quest OCs.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
FINALLY finished Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond
The box art for Pokemon: Brilliant Diamond (2021) for the Nintendo Switch
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I started and finished Pathologic 3: Quarantine!
Promotional art for Pathologic 3: Quarantine, the demo for Pathologic 3.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I have watched Char’s Counterattack! Lalah Sune was a woman who may have become a mother to me
The poster for 1988 film Mobile Suit Gundam: Char’s Counterattack
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
My teachers did their best to brighten things when I was growing up, but I don’t think there’s anything quite as fucked up as the architecture of an American public school. Learning that there’s crossover with school and prison architects was a Moment for me.
Hallway of  school. The colors are muted blues, whites and bright yellow. The lights are on but it’s painfully dim. There’s a ceiling panel out of place.Another side of the hallway
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
NGL feeling incredibly sour over the Flamecon exhibitor table process. Each time was mired in technical issues such as the page not loading in correctly, or this blank popup, only for it to load correctly just to say everything's sold out. It's hard not to feel like there wasn't even a chance.
A blank popup.
Header: "Tickets for Flame Con 2025: Exhibitors"
"Sat. Aug 16th, 2026, 8:00 AM - Sun, Aug 17th, 2025, 7:00 PM
Sheraton Times Square New York, NY"

There is a "Tickets" section, it is completely blank.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Thank you! Just to clear things up, the website says 9 PM, but we should prepare for 1, right?
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Oh shit I'm forgetting to chronicle I started Hello Kitty Island Adventure last week!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This may easily be one of the most monstrous Facebook exchanges I’ve ever witnessed. This was written in response to a post complaining about egg prices, and this guy both recognizes the kindness of his Mexican neighbors while fantasizing about taking their possessions if they get deported.
This is in response to a post complaining about egg prices:
Jeffrey Mooring: The Mexican family down the street have chickens. And they share. (Four thumbs up)
Anthony Martin: not for long! (Two laughing reactions)
Jeffrey: we’ll take care of the chickens if they get gone. (Three reactions. Laughing and thumbs up.)
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Fucking finally, I started and finished How Fish is Made and its expansion The Last One and Then Another!
Two sardines lie on a grate. One is shouting: "UP UP UP! The water has it wrong! The flesh has it wrong! Everything goes UP UP UP in the end!"A promotional image for indie game How Fish is Made, depicting the disassembled viscera of a fish.A ball of fish bodies and viscera sit in a flesh colored room adorned with balloons. In the center: a fleshy cake and the birthday fish gorging on it.Promotional image for The Last One and Then Another, depicting fish bodies rolled up into a sticky ball.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I have started Succession!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I started and finished Cunk on Earth!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I started and finished Nosferatu (2024)!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I've started Abbott Elementary Season 4!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I started and finished Abbott Elementary Season 3!
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Whelp, it has ended.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I read IDAHO by Tsutomu Nihei
A tall woman with sharp, spindly prosthetics stands, wearing lingerie. She's holding something, it's dangling from her left hand. There's a smile on her face, her crotch and the object are censored.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It’s time to replay Disco Elysium, I think.
A sleepy bar in Martinaise: a man in slacks and a white tank top stands on a stage, hand on the mic, cast in desaturated lights. His posture is awful. The bar ignores him, but someone is watching.
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