Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsRob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i really can't think. after ellis, after gaiman, i think i would be more prepared for something like this. 2273
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsRob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw someone make a comment saying something like that they want to believe in rehabilitative justice. And I do too. I do. But that seems so impossible, too, that world where we could believe and work for such a thing. We don't even have a world that protects victims. 1152
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsRobyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!” 161672514
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o... 11470872034
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Suddenly remembered something that truly truly hit me hard as like, a twelve year old and may actually be hidden formative media however it is MINECRAFT YOUTUBE ROLEPLAY which means I should never ever uncover those memories. 001
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsAnjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026okay here’s something I’ve learned from teaching first and second year college students: a bunch of them don’t really know who Madonna is, which seems impossible until you realize that they inhabit a different sonic and information environment than you. Imagining it’s willful would be really funny 1630834
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 2256401395
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s happening again. I need to find my goddamn headphones. 000
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsJames Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped. 1832603477
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone is playing a 20 second loop of a song over and over and over. It’s this one woman and her boyfriend and I hope they can feel my ire through the sheer force of my vision. 010
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So a lot of my personal identity angst is around nationalism and how much do I need to pitch a tent with two incredibly fucking weird (in their own unique and awful ways!) nationalist projects. So “No. It doesn’t. You are anyway.” is quite helpful to me. 110
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsJacques is in their ouji season (純粋; derogatory) @mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026東京DISNEYLANDなぜ千葉にあるの? 221
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsYeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this 11280812878
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelsheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026object lesson in the dangers of lolcow posting this cannot possibly be the order of importance of these events 221221187
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ever just create a character and go “wow that’s my horrible little bug. Look at him ruin his life.” 020
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelsdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it. 341676447
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi 231105197
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsProtomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026THIS CITY MADE US. THIS CITY GAVE US LIFE. 031
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelsbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 38104021613
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eels5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hey what was up with the fact that the first dungeon was like 'this teacher is seriously bad for being a predator against teen girls' and then they spend the rest of the game sexualizing that teen girl 1253
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMinnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy 3720122
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelsbeetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026 55148052625
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026News that doesn’t make me as a Chinese American feel unsafe at all no way haha help what the fuck 000
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelscarre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026senator armstrong sending mercs to destroy bionicles so people will beat the shit out of each other and start wars for the remaining ones and he's infused with tiny bionicles 1222
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots 118348
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain 115734
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 215039
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty 315151
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 3477195
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eels5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does anyone want local business drama 1151
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So the bad news is that he obviously just wants to attack trans people the good news is that he's a 35 year old UFC fighter which means that if you hang on for 6 more years you'll get to see him do bare knuckle bum fights with Kick streamers to pay his medical bills Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 823228
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsTravis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 18/10/2024The Scooby-Doo/Lupin III crossover that nobody had asked for. 371144380
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsDanny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom 273863898
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/09/2026Space weaponry continuing its legacy as "the last flicker of brain activity in the skulls of evil, senile men" youtu.be/ntLc4hHWqHs?...youtu.beThe Conceptual Failure of Orbital LasersYouTube video by Jacob Geller 10971162
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelseminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA 17287221349
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelseminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ · X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a Latina, I want a Latina PARAPPA: I want a Latina! I w-want a Latina! DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ · · · X · X · ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a face just like Carolina PARAPPA: I wanta WAIIST! just like uhoh (bweet) U RAPPIN BAD 3426120
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsPride Ott 🦦 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Take shamefully stolen from eugenics twink but it is funny how porn is often considered one of the major vices of the digital era but unlike infinite scrolling algorithmically curated content it has a very obvious end state where you get on with the rest of your life 131228199
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c... 1184396956
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsJeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 142719
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit 816248487
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsNiv M. Sultan @nivmsultan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026conversations about videogames make a lot more sense when you realize that everyone's wrong, all the time. someone disagrees with you? they're wrong. someone agrees with you? they're wrong. does that mean you're wrong? yes, always 28517
Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Very specific inside baseball but alt JFashion folks are really bad at doing history and are calcified into consuming and reconsuming decades old texts, and thus are extremely susceptible to New and Weird forms of orientalism. Like a lot of it is textbook per Said. 000
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eels👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated. 162162360
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026HEY EVERYONE - NEW REPORT!!! NVIDIA is the largest company by market cap on the planet. But it hides key climate data, while claiming AI is going to be a 'net benefit' for climate. We (8 groups) put together the first ever broad critique of NVIDIA's climate record: ketanjoshi.co/2026/09/16/n... 13869419
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper EelsKatie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now 171164973551
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eels🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE! 45109313733
Reposted by Infatuated with Gulper Eelsae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am so fucking tired of having to learn about the beliefs of cooked subcultures to understand world events 746680