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Infatuated with Gulper Eels

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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw. He/him pronouns

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Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i really can't think. after ellis, after gaiman, i think i would be more prepared for something like this.
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Rob Secundus @robertsecundus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw someone make a comment saying something like that they want to believe in rehabilitative justice. And I do too. I do. But that seems so impossible, too, that world where we could believe and work for such a thing. We don't even have a world that protects victims.
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Ba⅂⅂ard @baloftheard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After cheating 37 times on my wife while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

(Photo of Yoda laying almost dead)

2:12am.... going back for more cheating

(Yoda, still dying, getting back up)
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suddenly remembered something that truly truly hit me hard as like, a twelve year old and may actually be hidden formative media however it is MINECRAFT YOUTUBE ROLEPLAY which means I should never ever uncover those memories.
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay here’s something I’ve learned from teaching first and second year college students: a bunch of them don’t really know who Madonna is, which seems impossible until you realize that they inhabit a different sonic and information environment than you. Imagining it’s willful would be really funny
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s happening again. I need to find my goddamn headphones.
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
I honestly don't know how to explain.  Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone is playing a 20 second loop of a song over and over and over. It’s this one woman and her boyfriend and I hope they can feel my ire through the sheer force of my vision.
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So a lot of my personal identity angst is around nationalism and how much do I need to pitch a tent with two incredibly fucking weird (in their own unique and awful ways!) nationalist projects. So “No. It doesn’t. You are anyway.” is quite helpful to me.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Jacques is in their ouji season (純粋; derogatory) @mllejacquesnoel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
東京DISNEYLANDなぜ千葉にあるの?
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026
object lesson in the dangers of lolcow posting this cannot possibly be the order of importance of these events
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ever just create a character and go “wow that’s my horrible little bug. Look at him ruin his life.”
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 23/09/2026
These two movies being listed right next to each other really is a great showcase of the amount of variety you can find streaming on Tubi
Posters for The Amazing Bulk and House
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Protomen Quote Bot (ACT III OUT NOW) @hoperidesalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THIS CITY MADE US. THIS CITY GAVE US LIFE.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey what was up with the fact that the first dungeon was like 'this teacher is seriously bad for being a predator against teen girls' and then they spend the rest of the game sexualizing that teen girl
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy
A photo of a bunch of cops next to that donut shop with a big donut on top of it in LA somewhere. 

Underneath it I say what grass political commentators like yourself don't seem to understand as much like a structure in red alert, the cops are able to drop power from the donut to boost their stats while in close proximity"
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
News that doesn’t make me as a Chinese American feel unsafe at all no way haha help what the fuck
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carre @carre.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
senator armstrong sending mercs to destroy bionicles so people will beat the shit out of each other and start wars for the remaining ones and he's infused with tiny bionicles
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, and Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
statement on lack of scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
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Mr. Ryan. @misterryan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
scientific findings with regards to Metal Gear Solid
every main character from Metal Gear Solid except for Mei Ling, Otacon, Psycho Mantis, and Ocelot do not know what bionicle is
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does anyone want local business drama
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So the bad news is that he obviously just wants to attack trans people the good news is that he's a 35 year old UFC fighter which means that if you hang on for 6 more years you'll get to see him do bare knuckle bum fights with Kick streamers to pay his medical bills Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The Scooby-Doo/Lupin III crossover that nobody had asked for.
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Danny Page @danny.page · 17/09/2026
God bless @atherton.bsky.social for this succinct wisdom
Kelsey D. Atherton - tweet from 2019

Oh, you're experiencing a structural problem? Have you ever considered trying different personal choices instead?
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 15/09/2026
Space weaponry continuing its legacy as "the last flicker of brain activity in the skulls of evil, senile men" youtu.be/ntLc4hHWqHs?...
youtu.be
The Conceptual Failure of Orbital Lasers
YouTube video by Jacob Geller
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ · X · X · O · ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a Latina, I want a Latina PARAPPA: I want a Latina! I w-want a Latina! DRAKE: X · X · O · ∆ · · · X · X · ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ I want a face just like Carolina PARAPPA: I wanta WAIIST! just like uhoh (bweet) U RAPPIN BAD
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Take shamefully stolen from eugenics twink but it is funny how porn is often considered one of the major vices of the digital era but unlike infinite scrolling algorithmically curated content it has a very obvious end state where you get on with the rest of your life
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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Jeremy Chao @jmchao.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"i'm not complicit! i'm not complicit!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literacy crisis: everyone is mad at Ed Sheeran, but if you actually read his statement he specifically said he’s not complicit
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Niv M. Sultan @nivmsultan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
conversations about videogames make a lot more sense when you realize that everyone's wrong, all the time. someone disagrees with you? they're wrong. someone agrees with you? they're wrong. does that mean you're wrong? yes, always
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Infatuated with Gulper Eels @jupiterjellyfish.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very specific inside baseball but alt JFashion folks are really bad at doing history and are calcified into consuming and reconsuming decades old texts, and thus are extremely susceptible to New and Weird forms of orientalism. Like a lot of it is textbook per Said.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Bela Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026
HEY EVERYONE - NEW REPORT!!! NVIDIA is the largest company by market cap on the planet. But it hides key climate data, while claiming AI is going to be a 'net benefit' for climate. We (8 groups) put together the first ever broad critique of NVIDIA's climate record: ketanjoshi.co/2026/09/16/n...
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am so fucking tired of having to learn about the beliefs of cooked subcultures to understand world events
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