Reposted by JordanChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open. 1055171326
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Opened this app for the first time in awhile and immediately saw porn 000
Reposted by JordanNext door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger 8234821064
Reposted by JordanCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/10/2025And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard. 521308112
Reposted by JordanEyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I will never forgive generative AI for making me question every “Dog being silly” compilation. Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots. 272678538
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025ok so women get an engagement ring so in exchange men should get an engagement sword 000
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Imagine telling dick cheney that Saudi Arabia would be making all of the American football video games 000
Reposted by Jordanostonox @ostonox.com · 18/09/2025democrats social media manager i know it is not your fault but i hate you nonetheless 12537
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/09/2025it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds. 723016683
Reposted by Jordankate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2025When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not. 153417970
Reposted by JordanJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025david hogg off the top rope on the other site 236174873146
Reposted by Jordanjacksfilms @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Ok What if we chilled Trump out Like We show him some chill vids That chill him out Like slime vids Or Family Guy Funnies And he chills the fuck out Can we do that Or like Do we do Plan B 3459846
Reposted by JordanShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries 495206173757
Reposted by JordanRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 15/06/2025My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power. 34688851348
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/06/2025the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both 11788412487
Reposted by Jordanonion person @junlper.beer · 07/05/2025buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move 1225809334
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I’m on the right side of history for being a prequel hater 130
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025how many femboys does it take to defeat a gorilla? 110
Reposted by Jordanwint @dril.bsky.social · 03/05/2025flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel 585458561
Reposted by JordanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.axios.comScoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House OversightThe second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role. 1522590203
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the sith is a bad movie 210
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/04/2025in a recent interview George Lucas explained he had Yoda speak in such an odd way so that the audience, mostly kids and young people he assumed, would pay attention, which shows that George Lucas does understand how to communicate to kids and just cared more about having trade disputes in his movie 545256444
Reposted by Jordankate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Happy Monday after Easter! 526730
Reposted by JordanBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Straddles the line here but I think “people on Bluesky were right but extremely annoying” is too accurate of a take about all of us to be upset about 934053394
Reposted by JordanRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2025state troopers and police in general overwhelmingly support Trump and back these policies. the cops are not going to save you or anyone from the cops. 953671602
Reposted by Jordanwint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content 73199974887
Reposted by Jordanrhaco_dactylus, phd @rhacodactylus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025our past, as well as our present, is being eradicated for no reason other than a raging white-hot contempt that stupid people have for curious people 4667102
Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025the main thing stopping me from winning the lottery is that I never enter it 000
Reposted by JordanSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2025derek guy apparently tricked two people into getting into a fight outside a uniqlo 11581451213
Reposted by JordanBased Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 04/04/2025repost if you believe Trump's tariffs are dumb and this is all so stupid I can't believe this shit 4231101
Reposted by JordanAny Austin @anyaustin.bsky.social · 04/04/2025we're already at 100% complaining-about-prices capacity!! We can't go any higher!!! 1033623
Reposted by JordanImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 04/04/2025There's a part of Project 2025 that is explicitly about doing this, so whether it happens because of the tariffs or not, it's going to happen. 9547150
Reposted by JordanBased Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Mama Mia is right: Pissed about $90 Switch 2 games? Thank Donald Trump, his fake gamer buddy Elon Musk, and the Republican Party. Trump's Tariff Tax is coming for every part of American life. His useless trade war continues to make just existing harder for all of us, and it will only get worse 24824292
