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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
#1 state for businesses and #50 for workers is an evil combo. Can't get a job with a decent wage or benefits here
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
North Carolina sucks
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
wassup
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I'm 26 and I've had 5 mid life crisis's
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Opened this app for the first time in awhile and immediately saw porn
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Next door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
Nike Kirkland kicks
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I will never forgive generative AI for making me question every “Dog being silly” compilation. Like how bad does does something have to be to suck the joy out of dogs being idiots.
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
ok so women get an engagement ring so in exchange men should get an engagement sword
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I deleted twitter. Is it fun here yet?
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
have y'all heard of this book called one piece?
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Imagine telling dick cheney that Saudi Arabia would be making all of the American football video games
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ostonox @ostonox.com · 18/09/2025
democrats social media manager i know it is not your fault but i hate you nonetheless
@TheDemocrats tweet LEGALIZE COMEDY, FREE JIMMY KIMMEL
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
why I left the x
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
it's absolutely critical to understand in this moment that people aren't largely reacting to who Charlie Kirk was as a person, but who they knew him as because of what tiny pieces of him got clipped out and stuck in their newsfeeds.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
david hogg off the top rope on the other site
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The same establishment that is spending millions to destroy Zohran will say in a few months that we need to spend millions on polling and testing to win back young people. Open your god damn eyes- it's free.
Adam Carlson @admcrlsn •3h
The final three days of early voting were the youngest of the entire period.
47% of early voters are age 18-44. x.com/ gothamist/stat...
Early Voting By Age Group
(Raw Votes Cast)
Age Group
Days 1-4
Days 5-6
Days 7-9
Total (Days 1-9)
18-24
8,487
4,941
13,096
26,524
25-34
29,557
15,620
45,195
90,372
35-44
20,591
10,365
31,488
62,444
45-54
14,438
7,411
23,252
45,101
55-64
19,159
10,548
27,079
56,786
65-74
23,131
14,055
24,861
62,047
75+
16,071
10,346
15,483
41,900



Early Voting By Age Group (Share of Early Electorate)


Age Group
Days 1-4
Days 5-6
Days 7-9
Total (Days 1-9)
18-24
6.5%
6.7%
7.3%
6.9%
25-34
22.5%
21.3%
25.0%
23.5%
35-44
15.7%
14.1%
17.4%
16.2%
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jacksfilms @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ok What if we chilled Trump out Like We show him some chill vids That chill him out Like slime vids Or Family Guy Funnies And he chills the fuck out Can we do that Or like Do we do Plan B
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 15/06/2025
My roommate saw me put more cheese onto a frozen pizza & it was like I unlocked something in him. I saw the wheels turning as he realized we don't have to settle for the default amount of cheese the pizza overlords offer us. What goes onto the frozen pizza is in our control. We have the power.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
the issue is not just ICE. we can live free and safe. or we can have police like we have right now. we cannot do both
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
real
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I’m hanging out on tiktok
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/05/2025
buying a birthday ad for yourself on twitter is a wild move
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The themes are good and the music is goated but everything else is bad
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I’m on the right side of history for being a prequel hater
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
how many femboys does it take to defeat a gorilla?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
gamers rise up against tariffs
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
It has amazing concepts and some great moments but the overall package just isn’t that good
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yes! Just what we need! My only complaint is that she may simply be too young.
axios.com
Scoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House Oversight
The second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role.
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
the first half is soooo boring
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
way worse than I remembered. I loved that movie as a kid but it’s not much better than the other prequels
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the sith is a bad movie
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
in a recent interview George Lucas explained he had Yoda speak in such an odd way so that the audience, mostly kids and young people he assumed, would pay attention, which shows that George Lucas does understand how to communicate to kids and just cared more about having trade disputes in his movie
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Happy Monday after Easter!
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
how does one get a job? asking for me
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Straddles the line here but I think “people on Bluesky were right but extremely annoying” is too accurate of a take about all of us to be upset about
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
state troopers and police in general overwhelmingly support Trump and back these policies. the cops are not going to save you or anyone from the cops.
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I miss dei and pronouns :(
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
this is a recession indicator
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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rhaco_dactylus, phd @rhacodactylus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
our past, as well as our present, is being eradicated for no reason other than a raging white-hot contempt that stupid people have for curious people
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
the main thing stopping me from winning the lottery is that I never enter it
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 07/04/2025
derek guy apparently tricked two people into getting into a fight outside a uniqlo
tweet from  @dieworkwear
i got into an argument with a couple of ppl here a few days ago. i told one guy im asian; i told the other guy im white. i told them both to meet me outside uniqlo

(embedded tweet from @zack_overflow of two men fighting) 9:05 PM · Apr 6, 2025
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I hope you find someone horrifying
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Jordan @jumbledthoughts.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Like nothing is getting back to me even retail jobs
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